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MonarC · 03-27-2003, 02:57 PM

I got this e-mail from a friend and am not sure what to think about it... Is it too racial to you? Im confused...

10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

> 1. Elvis is dead.
> 2. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
> 3. Jesus was not White.
> 4. Skinny does not equal sexy.
> 5. A 5 year child is too big for a stroller.
> 6. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5
> 7. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
> 8. An occasional ass whooping helps a child stay in line .
> 9. Kissing your pet is not cute.
> 10. Rap music is here to stay.
>

10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS WHITE PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

> 1. Tupac is dead.
> 2. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
> 3. Having a ring on every finger is too much.
> 4. O.J. did it
> 5. Teeth should not be decorated.
> 6. Breaks are usually only 15 minutes.
> 7. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
> 8. RED is not a kool-aid flavor (it's a color).
> 9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
> 10. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
>
>
> 10 THINGS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW BUT SPANISH PEOPLE DON'T ADMIT:

> 1. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
> 2. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies .
> 3. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
> 4. Hickey's are unattractive.
> 5. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your
> family.
> 6. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad
> fashion statement.
> 7. 10 people to a car or home is considered too many.
> 8. Jesus is not a name for your son
> 9. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter.
> 10. Letting your children run wildly through the store can get your ass
> whooped (or theirs).
>
>
> Life is a cookie and friends are the chocolate chips.

ummmm yeah .....

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 03-27-2003, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MonarC
> 5. Teeth should not be decorated.>

I found those to be funny, and I didnt take any offense to any of them. But, some people probably will because some get pissed off on stereotypes.

Chocoholic · 03-27-2003, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MonarC

> 1. Elvis is dead.
> 2. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
> 3. Jesus was not White.
> 4. Skinny does not equal sexy.
> 5. A 5 year child is too big for a stroller.
> 7. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
> 8. An occasional ass whooping helps a child stay in line .
> 1. Tupac is dead.
> 3. Having a ring on every finger is too much.
> 4. O.J. did it
> 5. Teeth should not be decorated.
> 6. Breaks are usually only 15 minutes.
> 7. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
> 10. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
> 4. Hickey's are unattractive.
> 6. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad
> fashion statement.
> 7. 10 people to a car or home is considered too many.
> 8. Jesus is not a name for your son
> 9. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter.
> 10. Letting your children run wildly through the store can get your ass
> whooped (or theirs).

I totally agree with all of these statements.

*PinkLady* · 03-27-2003, 04:27 PM

I think those are funny! But I can also see where people would be offended by them because they're "racist."

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 03-27-2003, 04:31 PM

LOL I thought those were kinda funny, I mean, because you have a little bit of everybody getting made fun of...so where someone gets offended they can laugh at something else. Things like that don't bother me though. If someone wants to make fun of me I could care less, it's just funny because sometimes they sound so stupid.

dawsongirl · 03-27-2003, 06:09 PM

I can see where people could find them offensive, but they're so true! Especially the skinny/sexy thing...and those damn strollers!!!

drew1 · 03-27-2003, 07:24 PM

8. RED is not a kool-aid flavor (it's a color).

HAHA!

°Bubbly Blonde° · 03-27-2003, 07:45 PM

I liked it.

Hollow · 03-27-2003, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MonarC
1. Elvis is dead.
> 4. Skinny does not equal sexy.
> 5. A 5 year child is too big for a stroller.
> 10. Rap music is here to stay.
> 5. Teeth should not be decorated.
> 8. RED is not a kool-aid flavor (it's a color).
> 9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
> 10. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
> 4. Hickey's are unattractive.
> 8. Jesus is not a name for your son

i agree w/ those

consentida · 03-27-2003, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MonarC
10 THINGS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW BUT SPANISH PEOPLE DON'T ADMIT:

> 1. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
> 2. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies .
> 3. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
> 4. Hickey's are unattractive.
> 5. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your
> family.
> 6. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad
> fashion statement.
> 7. 10 people to a car or home is considered too many.
> 8. Jesus is not a name for your son
> 9. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter.
> 10. Letting your children run wildly through the store can get your ass whooped (or theirs).

I'm...offended. *shrugs* sry I didnt find any of those amusing.

JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo · 03-27-2003, 09:58 PM

Redhead03 · 03-27-2003, 10:05 PM

i was very offended with it.....i mean its funny to laugh at , but come on! ppl cant help who they are and not all white ppl are like that...same with balck and spanish im sure

Tuesday Weld · 03-27-2003, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Redhead03
i was very offended with it.....i mean its funny to laugh at , but come on! ppl cant help who they are and not all white ppl are like that...same with balck and spanish im sure

OMG - you again?

MonarC · 03-28-2003, 11:27 AM

It is borderline racist...
but some of them are funny.

Bobby F. · 09-08-2005, 04:38 PM

10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE
PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not white.
3. Rap music is here to stay.
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.
8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.

10 TRUTHS BLACK AND WHITE PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC
PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Hickey's are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.
6. Jump out and run is not in any insurance policies.
7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your
family.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.

10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK
PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. O.J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth should not be decorated.
4. Weddings should start on time.
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.

03-27-2003, 02:57 PM	#1
MonarC The truth will set you free Forum Fanatic Join Date: Dec 05, 2002 Location: 3rd Stone From The Sun Posts: 9,525	What do u think about this? I got this e-mail from a friend and am not sure what to think about it... Is it too racial to you? Im confused... 10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT: > 1. Elvis is dead. > 2. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal. > 3. Jesus was not White. > 4. Skinny does not equal sexy. > 5. A 5 year child is too big for a stroller. > 6. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5 > 7. Thomas Jefferson had black children. > 8. An occasional ass whooping helps a child stay in line . > 9. Kissing your pet is not cute. > 10. Rap music is here to stay. > 10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS WHITE PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT: > 1. Tupac is dead. > 2. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away. > 3. Having a ring on every finger is too much. > 4. O.J. did it > 5. Teeth should not be decorated. > 6. Breaks are usually only 15 minutes. > 7. Jesse Jackson will never be President. > 8. RED is not a kool-aid flavor (it's a color). > 9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car. > 10. Your pastor doesn't know everything. > > > 10 THINGS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW BUT SPANISH PEOPLE DON'T ADMIT: > 1. Chicken is food, not a roommate. > 2. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies . > 3. Your country's flag is not a car decoration. > 4. Hickey's are unattractive. > 5. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your > family. > 6. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad > fashion statement. > 7. 10 people to a car or home is considered too many. > 8. Jesus is not a name for your son > 9. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter. > 10. Letting your children run wildly through the store can get your ass > whooped (or theirs). > > > Life is a cookie and friends are the chocolate chips. ummmm yeah .....

03-27-2003, 04:31 PM	#5
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03-27-2003, 07:24 PM	#7
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03-27-2003, 07:45 PM	#8
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PinkLady Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jun 04, 2002 Posts: 7,457	I think those are funny! But I can also see where people would be offended by them because they're "racist."

03-27-2003, 06:09 PM	#6
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03-27-2003, 10:05 PM	#12
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03-28-2003, 11:27 AM	#14
MonarC The truth will set you free Forum Fanatic Join Date: Dec 05, 2002 Location: 3rd Stone From The Sun Posts: 9,525	well in my opinion... It is borderline racist... but some of them are funny.

09-08-2005, 04:38 PM	#15
Bobby F. Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 30, 2004 Posts: 3,818	10 Truths 10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT: 1. Elvis is dead. 2. Jesus was not white. 3. Rap music is here to stay. 4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean. 5. Skinny does not equal sexy. 6. Thomas Jefferson had black children. 7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller. 8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5. 9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line. 10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal. 10 TRUTHS BLACK AND WHITE PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT: 1. Hickey's are not attractive. 2. Chicken is food, not a roommate. 3. Jesus is not a name for your son. 4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration. 5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter. 6. Jump out and run is not in any insurance policies. 7. 10 people to a car is considered too many. 8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement. 9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family. 10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal. 10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT: 1. O.J. did it. 2. Tupac is dead. 3. Teeth should not be decorated. 4. Weddings should start on time. 5. Your pastor doesn't know everything. 6. Jesse Jackson will never be President. 7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color. 8. Church does not require expensive clothes. 9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away. 10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.