The Doctor's Visit (got this in an email)

[crystals]

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he
approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are
you seeing the doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.
The receptionist became upset and said, "You shouldn't come
into a crowded office and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some
embarrassment to this room full of people. You should
have said there is something wrong with your ear
and then discussed the problem further with the doctor
in private."
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly,pleased that he had
taken her advice."And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
"I can't pee out of it," the man replied.

[Southern Hellraiser]

Originally Posted by crystals

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he
approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are
you seeing the doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.
The receptionist became upset and said, "You shouldn't come
into a crowded office and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some
embarrassment to this room full of people. You should
have said there is something wrong with your ear
and then discussed the problem further with the doctor
in private."
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly,pleased that he had
taken her advice."And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
"I can't pee out of it," the man replied.

[Dude111]

Hehehe I wonder what her response was??