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Brett Ferino · 03-29-2001, 08:56 PM

What is your favorite quote?

LouAnn Poovie · 04-19-2001, 10:01 PM

"Happy and Peppy and Bursting with Love!" (A song written by Felix Unger) lol

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Jenny

Mel · 06-11-2001, 03:18 PM

There are so many

Because when you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.

O What A Goose I am

The fault lies not in our stars but in ourselves.

ARISTOPHONES!!!!! Ridiculous

Take the Squid!! What are you? Jacques Cousteau?

I'm neutral, like Switzerland.

I have to destroy Nosenstein.

And I think more I'm sure I could come up with so many other.

Miller15 · 06-19-2001, 12:39 AM

There are just too many... here's just one of the greats:

"When I look back on the best times of my life, none of it was for my own good."

~~~Oscar~~~

07-15-2001, 11:10 PM

"I'd like to break his nose, but I only got two hands"

Oscar, after he and his poker buddies taunt Murray about his lack of aggressiveness as a cop. Murray subsequently arrests everyone for betting during a poker game.

johnnyboy1962 · 08-09-2001, 08:57 AM

Boy do I miss crazy Rhoda Zimmerman !!!!!

Getalifeboy · 08-15-2001, 03:24 PM

"THE WHOLE WORLD THINKS I AM A NUEROTIC MAD MAN AND I'M GOING TO KILL YOU FOR THAT!!

Does Unger Gum Blow bubbles??

I own half the dog...Go race your half..My half stays...

I'm glad it happened in this room...

"captain..There is a enourmous woman blocking the aisle"

" I was in the army...And I had to make decision that would change history percee...But i had th sense of accomplishment that I felt....When I requisitioned some pieces of wood...And I built one small house.."BIRD"!! With these two hands...

When the going gets tough..Unger quits..

"The only opera I ever saw had the Marx Brothers in it"..++

In 1973 all of history was rewritten by "Oscar Madisoy"..

Roz ules · 08-24-2001, 12:11 AM

Oscar: "I called ya Felix. Whaddya got?"

Felix: "Three Queens."

O: "Felix, you don't have three queens."

F: "Two queens."

O: "You don't have ANY queens!"

F: "Two effeminate nines?"

11-15-2001, 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brett Ferino:
What is your favorite quote?

"This man is a stooge of management, a corporation puppet, one of those grey men you see skulking throught the halls of any giant cartel, nameless, faceless men, without SCRUPLES! I think I speak for the rest of this court when I say 'YOU MAKE ME SICK, GET OFF THE STAND!!'"

daisy73 · 12-05-2001, 01:44 AM

Felix: I don't like pits, pits, pits in my juice,juice, juice.
Felix again: If I don't see Paul Williams, I'll Die!
Paul William's bodyguard: You groupies are all alike.

adam714 · 06-21-2002, 10:23 AM

That's down by the docks. It'll be dark. I'd better bring my big spoon.

Tossing a match turns you on?

...Or i'll twist your little rigaletto.

The password is gravy.

fate gave me the nose, and fate will take my nose away.

Ace of spades, the death card.

where's the spook eh?

You will have prepared for me, bay leaves glove garlic and a half a chicken...sometimes i get a little hungry around midnight.

what do you have under leaky pipes?
Puddles.

Look at this, he's hitting me with bolivian chickens.

Que es mollie and siddo en el germany?
firsten von meklenbourg

03-29-2001, 08:56 PM	#1
Brett Ferino Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 18, 2000 Location: PA Posts: 3,782	Fave Quote What is your favorite quote?

07-15-2001, 11:10 PM	#5
mariancat@msn.com Guest Posts: n/a	"I'd like to break his nose, but I only got two hands" Oscar, after he and his poker buddies taunt Murray about his lack of aggressiveness as a cop. Murray subsequently arrests everyone for betting during a poker game.
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06-21-2002, 10:23 AM	#11
adam714 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jun 20, 2002 Location: new jersey Posts: 32	That's down by the docks. It'll be dark. I'd better bring my big spoon. Tossing a match turns you on? ...Or i'll twist your little rigaletto. The password is gravy. fate gave me the nose, and fate will take my nose away. Ace of spades, the death card. where's the spook eh? You will have prepared for me, bay leaves glove garlic and a half a chicken...sometimes i get a little hungry around midnight. what do you have under leaky pipes? Puddles. Look at this, he's hitting me with bolivian chickens. Que es mollie and siddo en el germany? firsten von meklenbourg
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04-19-2001, 10:01 PM	#2
LouAnn Poovie Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Apr 18, 2001 Location: Cincy, OH 45232 Posts: 54	"Happy and Peppy and Bursting with Love!" (A song written by Felix Unger) lol ------------------ Jenny

06-11-2001, 03:18 PM	#3
Mel Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jun 11, 2001 Location: New York Posts: 11	There are so many Because when you assume, you make an ass out of u and me. O What A Goose I am The fault lies not in our stars but in ourselves. ARISTOPHONES!!!!! Ridiculous Take the Squid!! What are you? Jacques Cousteau? I'm neutral, like Switzerland. I have to destroy Nosenstein. And I think more I'm sure I could come up with so many other.

06-19-2001, 12:39 AM	#4
Miller15 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 12, 2001 Posts: 141	There are just too many... here's just one of the greats: "When I look back on the best times of my life, none of it was for my own good." ~~~Oscar~~~

08-09-2001, 08:57 AM	#6
johnnyboy1962 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Mar 05, 2001 Location: stamford Posts: 5	Boy do I miss crazy Rhoda Zimmerman !!!!!

08-15-2001, 03:24 PM	#7
Getalifeboy Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Aug 14, 2001 Location: bloomfield NJ USA Posts: 441	"THE WHOLE WORLD THINKS I AM A NUEROTIC MAD MAN AND I'M GOING TO KILL YOU FOR THAT!! Does Unger Gum Blow bubbles?? I own half the dog...Go race your half..My half stays... I'm glad it happened in this room... "captain..There is a enourmous woman blocking the aisle" " I was in the army...And I had to make decision that would change history percee...But i had th sense of accomplishment that I felt....When I requisitioned some pieces of wood...And I built one small house.."BIRD"!! With these two hands... When the going gets tough..Unger quits.. "The only opera I ever saw had the Marx Brothers in it"..++ In 1973 all of history was rewritten by "Oscar Madisoy"..

08-24-2001, 12:11 AM	#8
Roz ules Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Aug 23, 2001 Location: Richmond, Virginia, USA Posts: 28	Oscar: "I called ya Felix. Whaddya got?" Felix: "Three Queens." O: "Felix, you don't have three queens." F: "Two queens." O: "You don't have ANY queens!" F: "Two effeminate nines?"

12-05-2001, 01:44 AM	#10
daisy73 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Dec 01, 2001 Location: jessup, pa. usa Posts: 93	Felix: I don't like pits, pits, pits in my juice,juice, juice. Felix again: If I don't see Paul Williams, I'll Die! Paul William's bodyguard: You groupies are all alike.