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TabbyCat · 09-02-2005, 04:56 AM

Ok i dont know if this will catch on but when do you think people have been watching too much mash? Give funny suggestions ill start. (this was on another website so i thought it would be good if we start our own.

. You wear army green all the time.
. you call your mum hotlips or major
. if your at the doctors and you hear the name dr pierce you get excited.
. You panic when you hear helicopters
. you shout mailcall whenever theres mail

TJL · 09-02-2005, 05:03 AM

You can only get out of bed in the morning when your roommate shouts from a bullhorn "Attention all personel! Incoming wounded!"

TabbyCat · 09-02-2005, 05:59 AM

Lol

.You have your family to randomly sign and/or initial pieces of paper.
You call your enemy ferret face
You start a riot in your school/work cafetiria if they serve liver or fish.

TJL · 09-02-2005, 04:28 PM

Your bedroom is referred to as "The Swamp"
The kitchen is the mess tent
The bathroom is the latrine

Teddy bears are perfectly okay to sleep with.

TripperFan · 09-02-2005, 04:46 PM

- You tell the cop who pulls you over for impaired....I'm not so think as you drunk I am!

- You sniff all your food before putting it into your mouth.

- While watching television, you're SURE you hear choppers.

- You're invited to a bachelor party and think its great fun to slap the groom into a full body cast.

- You refer to your boss as Colonel.

Mikado · 09-05-2005, 03:59 AM

Mikado · 09-05-2005, 04:07 AM

~You rebuild your house as a scale replica of the swamp, including outdoor lautrine
~Instead of a telephone, you install a wisecracking PA system in kitchen
~You buy a war surplus army Jeep, but only drive it drunk ( naughty naughty )
~You name your 2 boys "Radar" and "Klinger" and your Daughters "Able" and "Dish"
~You periodically check the lautrine you built behind the house, to see if Frank Burns has fallen into it yet

TJL · 09-05-2005, 07:12 AM

The only booze you drink is from the still in your living room.

Lolac · 09-17-2005, 10:56 AM

-When you buy a fatigue cap (like Radar's) and dog tags. (Which I have done!)

-when you become an OR nurse so you can be like "Hotlips" (which I did!)

Lolac

Chelli4077 · 11-04-2005, 02:59 PM

You name your hampsters Hawkeye, BJ and hot lips(I did)
You actually weare those dog tags even though you have never been in the military.( I sometimes do)
Your default ringtone on your cell is "suicide is painless"

tdf4077 · 04-30-2006, 09:06 PM

I'm bumping this 'cause it's amusing and I never answered it lol!

So, I most totally be obsessed 'cause I've done almost 3/4 of it!

I totally turned my room into the Swamp...there was a sign that said SWAMP on the outside (below my MASH, Best Care, Anywhere sign). On the inside of course was a bulletin board. I slept on an Army cot that was next to my footlocker and my 2 amunition boxes. I wore a radar-esque cap regularly with my Army t-shirt and my dogtags. And, best of all, I made myself a still...out of tupperware, drinking straws, and funnels...but all it did was hold water!

I think I should totally also say this was nearly 10 years ago! But it came in useful when a few years later, my high school did MASH as our school play, and I was the stage manager!

Mikado · 04-30-2006, 09:09 PM

~When you wear round wire glasses all the time, and you have 20/20 vision

09-02-2005, 04:56 AM	#1
TabbyCat Cute like a tabby Occasional Poster Join Date: Aug 15, 2005 Location: uk Posts: 49	You know your obsesed when... Ok i dont know if this will catch on but when do you think people have been watching too much mash? Give funny suggestions ill start. (this was on another website so i thought it would be good if we start our own. . You wear army green all the time. . you call your mum hotlips or major . if your at the doctors and you hear the name dr pierce you get excited. . You panic when you hear helicopters . you shout mailcall whenever theres mail
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09-02-2005, 05:03 AM	#2
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09-02-2005, 04:46 PM	#5
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09-02-2005, 05:59 AM	#3
TabbyCat Cute like a tabby Occasional Poster Join Date: Aug 15, 2005 Location: uk Posts: 49	Lol .You have your family to randomly sign and/or initial pieces of paper. You call your enemy ferret face You start a riot in your school/work cafetiria if they serve liver or fish.

09-02-2005, 04:28 PM	#4
TJL Suburbanite Extrordinaire Forum Star Join Date: Dec 29, 2001 Location: New Jersey - the cradle of civilization Posts: 16,588	Your bedroom is referred to as "The Swamp" The kitchen is the mess tent The bathroom is the latrine Teddy bears are perfectly okay to sleep with.

09-05-2005, 03:59 AM	#6
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09-05-2005, 04:07 AM	#7
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,886	~You rebuild your house as a scale replica of the swamp, including outdoor lautrine ~Instead of a telephone, you install a wisecracking PA system in kitchen ~You buy a war surplus army Jeep, but only drive it drunk ( naughty naughty ) ~You name your 2 boys "Radar" and "Klinger" and your Daughters "Able" and "Dish" ~You periodically check the lautrine you built behind the house, to see if Frank Burns has fallen into it yet

09-05-2005, 07:12 AM	#8
TJL Suburbanite Extrordinaire Forum Star Join Date: Dec 29, 2001 Location: New Jersey - the cradle of civilization Posts: 16,588	The only booze you drink is from the still in your living room.

09-17-2005, 10:56 AM	#9
Lolac Dolce far niente, Carissima! Senior Member Join Date: Jan 02, 2003 Location: Fairfax Station, VA Posts: 1,487	-When you buy a fatigue cap (like Radar's) and dog tags. (Which I have done!) -when you become an OR nurse so you can be like "Hotlips" (which I did!) Lolac

11-04-2005, 02:59 PM	#10
Chelli4077 Chelli First Time Poster Join Date: Nov 04, 2005 Location: Bluffton IN Posts: 1	You name your hampsters Hawkeye, BJ and hot lips(I did) You actually weare those dog tags even though you have never been in the military.( I sometimes do) Your default ringtone on your cell is "suicide is painless"

04-30-2006, 09:06 PM	#11
tdf4077 JaJa Senior Member Join Date: Jan 17, 2006 Location: Ohio Posts: 1,678	I'm bumping this 'cause it's amusing and I never answered it lol! So, I most totally be obsessed 'cause I've done almost 3/4 of it! I totally turned my room into the Swamp...there was a sign that said SWAMP on the outside (below my MASH, Best Care, Anywhere sign). On the inside of course was a bulletin board. I slept on an Army cot that was next to my footlocker and my 2 amunition boxes. I wore a radar-esque cap regularly with my Army t-shirt and my dogtags. And, best of all, I made myself a still...out of tupperware, drinking straws, and funnels...but all it did was hold water! I think I should totally also say this was nearly 10 years ago! But it came in useful when a few years later, my high school did MASH as our school play, and I was the stage manager!

04-30-2006, 09:09 PM	#12
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,886	~When you wear round wire glasses all the time, and you have 20/20 vision