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*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 08-31-2005, 05:05 PM

Yeah, eat that people who don't like Chris Farley. This thread is to appreciate him. So do it. Whores.

MsOrange · 08-31-2005, 05:07 PM

match made in Heaven...

Superstar · 08-31-2005, 05:07 PM

LOL at the first pic.

bad_boy · 08-31-2005, 05:08 PM

Yes. If i was a celebrity i would Chris Farley because he is cool and he eats donuts like me.

Courtnee · 08-31-2005, 06:00 PM

ROCK ON CHRIS FARLEY

TheGreatPretender · 08-31-2005, 06:55 PM

Oh my pretty little pet. I love you you're a naughty pe you're naughty!

Look boys n girls it's Tony Robinson!

Hey all it's PAPA SMURF!

Go away let me sleep FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

How many heart attacks is this? Oh I'd say about a baker's dozen or so.

and my fave of allllll

FAT GUYY IN A LITTTLE COOOOAT FAT GUY IN A LITTLE COAAAAAAAAAAAT.

<3333 Chris

Rene · 08-31-2005, 07:03 PM

i love chris and david spade together they were a perfect pair, it was just too bad that his life had to end so soon.

he was a pretty funny guy

MaydayMalonesGirl · 08-31-2005, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheGreatPretender

Go away let me sleep FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

Oh my goddd.

*Tommy drops blanket* Richard I'm so happy, HOLD ME.

Chris Farley rules.

Harper49 · 08-31-2005, 07:27 PM

That's when Tommy said "We don't take 'no' for an answer."

Courtnee · 08-31-2005, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaydayMalonesGirl

Oh my goddd.

*Tommy drops blanket* Richard I'm so happy, HOLD ME.

Chris Farley rules.

robyrob · 08-31-2005, 09:48 PM

NOBODY could smash through a coffeetable like Farley man - NOBODY.

TheGreatPretender · 08-31-2005, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaydayMalonesGirl

Oh my goddd.

*Tommy drops blanket* Richard I'm so happy, HOLD ME.

Chris Farley rules.

:

Don't run away from your feelings.

hehehehehehehfbefehehe

Brian Damage · 08-31-2005, 10:26 PM

[About M&M's.] Tommy: They have a thin candy shell. I'm surprised you didn't know that.
Richard: I think your brain has a thick candy shell.

Tommy: Does this suit make me look fat?
Richard: No, your face does.

MsOrange · 08-31-2005, 10:47 PM

"FAT GUY IN A LITTLE COAT...."

L&OFan4Eva · 08-31-2005, 11:09 PM

From a Tales of Little Women sketch on SNL. Farley's Toby:

Mary: Toby Adams, you mustn't! You'll fall down on your back side, and we'll miss out on your mother's scrumptious candied plums!

[ from offscreen, we hear the sound of the ice cracking and Toby crashing through into the icy cold water of the pond ]

[ wide shot reveals Toby splashing desperately in the water, unable to free himself ]

Toby Adams: [ screaming ] Gooooodd!!! Oh, my Gooooooddddd! Sonofabitch! Ohhhhhh!! Sonoabitch!! I can't feel my legs! Oh, Mother of God, help me! Don't just STAND there! DO something, you bastards!!

Mary: [ distraught ] Ohh.. oh, my!

Patrick Higgins: Goodness, Mary. I apologize for his foul tone.

Toby Adams: [ screaming ] Pull me out of this icy hell! You little pillow biter!!

Mary: Oh, my goodness! Whatever shall we do?

Toby Adams: [ mimicking ] "Whatever shall we do?!" SAVE me, you stupid WHORE!!

08-31-2005, 05:05 PM	#1
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08-31-2005, 06:00 PM	#5
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08-31-2005, 07:03 PM	#7
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08-31-2005, 05:07 PM	#2
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08-31-2005, 07:27 PM	#9
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08-31-2005, 10:26 PM	#13
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08-31-2005, 11:09 PM	#15
L&OFan4Eva Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 02, 2005 Posts: 477	From a Tales of Little Women sketch on SNL. Farley's Toby: Mary: Toby Adams, you mustn't! You'll fall down on your back side, and we'll miss out on your mother's scrumptious candied plums! [ from offscreen, we hear the sound of the ice cracking and Toby crashing through into the icy cold water of the pond ] [ wide shot reveals Toby splashing desperately in the water, unable to free himself ] Toby Adams: [ screaming ] Gooooodd!!! Oh, my Gooooooddddd! Sonofabitch! Ohhhhhh!! Sonoabitch!! I can't feel my legs! Oh, Mother of God, help me! Don't just STAND there! DO something, you bastards!! Mary: [ distraught ] Ohh.. oh, my! Patrick Higgins: Goodness, Mary. I apologize for his foul tone. Toby Adams: [ screaming ] Pull me out of this icy hell! You little pillow biter!! Mary: Oh, my goodness! Whatever shall we do? Toby Adams: [ mimicking ] "Whatever shall we do?!" SAVE me, you stupid WHORE!!