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Bobby F. · 08-30-2005, 05:52 PM

It's just a joke folks. Don't take it seriously.

Very Southern Lady

A very gentle Southern lady was driving
across the Savannah River
Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge,
she noticed a young man fixing (ready) to jump.
She stopped her car,
rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump, think of
your dear mother and father."
He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead;
I'm going to jump."
She said, "Well, think of your wife and children."
He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."
She said, "Well, think of Robert E. Lee."
He replied, ''Who's Robert E. Lee?''
She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you
dumb-ass Yankee."

Penny Lane · 08-30-2005, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bobby F.

It's just a joke folks. Don't take it seriously.

Very Southern Lady

A very gentle Southern lady was driving
across the Savannah River
Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge,
she noticed a young man fixing (ready) to jump.
She stopped her car,
rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump, think of
your dear mother and father."
He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead;
I'm going to jump."
She said, "Well, think of your wife and children."
He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."
She said, "Well, think of Robert E. Lee."
He replied, ''Who's Robert E. Lee?''
She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you
dumb-ass Yankee."

Ok?.................

Hollow · 08-30-2005, 08:12 PM

lol i think i halfway get it.

Penny Lane · 08-30-2005, 08:12 PM

Ok the Civil War is SO over 140 years old. What's the point?

Max Whittaker · 08-30-2005, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Lane

Ok the Civil War is SO over 140 years old. What's the point?

Pride. Just like if someone didn't know George Washington.

Rhiannon · 08-30-2005, 08:39 PM

lol

08-30-2005, 05:52 PM	#1
Bobby F. Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 30, 2004 Posts: 3,818	Very Southern Lady It's just a joke folks. Don't take it seriously. Very Southern Lady A very gentle Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixing (ready) to jump. She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father." He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump." She said, "Well, think of your wife and children." He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids." She said, "Well, think of Robert E. Lee." He replied, ''Who's Robert E. Lee?'' She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you dumb-ass Yankee."

08-30-2005, 08:39 PM	#6
Rhiannon oh, snap! Forum Fanatic Join Date: Jul 19, 2002 Location: middle of nowhere Posts: 11,097	lol
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08-30-2005, 08:12 PM	#3
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	lol i think i halfway get it.

08-30-2005, 08:12 PM	#4
Penny Lane Butter Pie Forum Icon Join Date: Jul 03, 2001 Location: Beneath the blue suburban skies Posts: 51,286	Ok the Civil War is SO over 140 years old. What's the point?