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crystals · 08-28-2005, 12:20 PM

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his
customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"

The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy
coming out of the ice cream store.

"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!"

Rachel3118 · 08-28-2005, 01:38 PM

That's funny.

Southern Hellraiser · 08-28-2005, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crystals

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his
customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"

The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy
coming out of the ice cream store.

"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!"

superfriendsfan · 08-28-2005, 04:18 PM

thats really y funny

robyrob · 08-28-2005, 04:33 PM

kin I have the dollar?

IMakeBurgers · 08-28-2005, 07:59 PM

I think that's kind of a smart kid. He knows that if he takes the dollar, he wont get any more money. But if he continues to get the quarters, he'll get more money.

Chocoholic · 08-29-2005, 03:07 PM

Dude111 · 10-29-2022, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IMakeBurgers

I think that's kind of a smart kid. He knows that if he takes the dollar, he wont get any more money. But if he continues to get the quarters, he'll get more money.

I guess thats it.... I didnt understand the joke!!

River Jordan · 11-05-2022, 03:38 PM

I thought this was going to end with the quarters the Barber gave the kid were all quarters before 1965, which are worth $2.50 as a MINIMUM and the kid had been selling them at an Antique Coin Shop every day for $5. Cady in My Wife And Kids outsmarted Junior with a similar trick. Junior told Cady that since a nickel was bigger than a dime, it was more valuable. They traded. He was trying to trick her into trading her collection of dimes for his collection of nickels. It turned out, one of one of Junior's nickels was a first run buffalo nickel which was worth about $200. Cady admitted she knew he had the very valuable first run buffalo nickel and that's why she was so eager to trade with him. Junior admitted Cady outsmarted him. I remember My Wife And Kids viewers posted something like,"How idiotic do you have to be as a High School Senior to get outsmarted by a 5 year old?"

08-28-2005, 12:20 PM	#1
crystals Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 02, 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 1,829	The Dumbest kid in the World (joke) (got this in an email) A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!" Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?" The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!"
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08-28-2005, 01:38 PM	#2
Rachel3118 Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 13, 2005 Posts: 1,768	That's funny.
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08-28-2005, 04:18 PM	#4
superfriendsfan Member Forum Hawk Join Date: Aug 28, 2005 Posts: 4	thats really y funny

08-28-2005, 07:59 PM	#6
IMakeBurgers Borderline Amazing Senior Member Join Date: Oct 11, 2001 Location: Fayetteville, NC Posts: 1,595	I think that's kind of a smart kid. He knows that if he takes the dollar, he wont get any more money. But if he continues to get the quarters, he'll get more money.

08-29-2005, 03:07 PM	#7
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11-05-2022, 03:38 PM	#9
River Jordan Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 15, 2022 Posts: 126	I thought this was going to end with the quarters the Barber gave the kid were all quarters before 1965, which are worth $2.50 as a MINIMUM and the kid had been selling them at an Antique Coin Shop every day for $5. Cady in My Wife And Kids outsmarted Junior with a similar trick. Junior told Cady that since a nickel was bigger than a dime, it was more valuable. They traded. He was trying to trick her into trading her collection of dimes for his collection of nickels. It turned out, one of one of Junior's nickels was a first run buffalo nickel which was worth about $200. Cady admitted she knew he had the very valuable first run buffalo nickel and that's why she was so eager to trade with him. Junior admitted Cady outsmarted him. I remember My Wife And Kids viewers posted something like,"How idiotic do you have to be as a High School Senior to get outsmarted by a 5 year old?"