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McFly121 · 08-25-2005, 01:27 PM

Haven't had a favorite lines thread in a while....

"There's an opening in men's underwear."
"You're just now finding that out?"

"If it's green it's trouble, if it's fried, get double."

"Heh heh heh heh FREEDOM!"

"Hello, my name is...Kyle Vein!"

"Oh, look, a church. Anyone feel like going to CONFESSION?!!"

"Men fall in love with women they're attracted to, while women are attracted to the men they love."
"Where'd I hear that? Oh, yeah, I read it on the back of a box of condoms."

"I could replace that dried up dude in the Rolling Stones."
"Which one?"
"The one that looks like he's been through a food dehydrator."
"Which one?"

"Apparently it's a crime to pee off of the lighthouse."

"Gee, Lucy, jue theen we can pull eet off?"

"I have a camera that shoots in the dark."
"I have a gun that does the same thing."

"I was born here, I live here, and I'm probably going to die here!"

"So how do you think President Carter's gonna handle the gas shortage?"

"Hey, do you mind takin' a picture of my pee pee in front of the lighthouse?"

"Oooh, yeah, that's the big hotel with the small elevator that never goes up."

"No, no, not even if I liked you, no."

Could go on and on

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Rebel Jess · 08-25-2005, 10:37 PM

"Jeez Joe, why don't you get out your 6 shooter and fire at her feet!"

"If if's and buts were candy and nuts we'd all have a wonderful Christmas."

"You know what's better than makeup sex? Makeup sex again."
"How mad are you?"
"Furious."

"Oh my God I just ate a Rolaid from the 70's."

"I can see it now, the thrilla in vanilla!"

"Unless she's the local mail-ox rep I'm not interested."

Brian Hackett · 08-27-2005, 12:27 AM

"Jeez Joe, why don't you get out your 6 shooter and fire at her feet!"

I love that line Rebel Jess!!!!!!!!! Hands down one of my favorite episodes!

Rebel Jess · 08-28-2005, 01:00 PM

Haha, heck yeah. Frustrating yet so fun to watch!

Chocoholic · 08-29-2005, 03:19 PM

"Oh, forgive me! I just thought we could use a break from your 'All the good men are married or gay' speech."

"It's a sad country when anyone can just walk up to a counter and buy meat."

"I'm the tired I've everest been!"

"I wonder how long trout live in trees..."

"I have a human organ in my hands and I don't know what to do with it!"

"She's LYING! I'm clumsy, I'm inexperienced... I don't even know where everything is!"

"Stab the plane and the cello here gets it."

I know there are many more great ones

Kristen · 02-03-2007, 10:12 PM

Lots of good ones have already been named. I love the "tired I've everest been" one, I always think of it at work when I'm exhausted, hehe. The quote in my sig is a classic, as well as Roy's line, "It's a non-smoking flight. Think you can make it, Chappel?" (That was after Helen had slept with Joe right before they got engaged.) Oh, and from the same ep, "Gee, in my day, the night you got engaged, you slept with your fiance." "I've played this game before, Roy, and trust me, Ann-Margaret's the answer to one of these questions!" "You've had six days of ground school. You know a lot of stuff. A lot of stuff about LIFT!"

OK, I think that covered all of them. LOL.

Chocoholic · 02-08-2007, 08:17 PM

I just remembered two great exchanges from Nuptials Off.

(Brian, Helen and Antonio are headed for Mexico. Brian appears with his date.)
Helen: "You're bringing a date along to my divorce?"
Brian: "Why not? I brought one to mine."

(Helen and Antonio are talking with the priest.)
Priest: "So how's your sex life?"
Antonio: "Well..."
Helen: "He's terrible!" (She said something like that. I can't remember.)
Antonio: "Oh yeah? Well you try pleasing HER!!!"

I love that episode.

Kristen · 02-09-2007, 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Homeriffic

I just remembered two great exchanges from Nuptials Off.

(Brian, Helen and Antonio are headed for Mexico. Brian appears with his date.)
Helen: "You're bringing a date along to my divorce?"
Brian: "Why not? I brought one to mine."

(Helen and Antonio are talking with the priest.)
Priest: "So how's your sex life?"
Antonio: "Well..."
Helen: "He's terrible!" (She said something like that. I can't remember.)
Antonio: "Oh yeah? Well you try pleasing HER!!!"

I love that episode.

Me, too. Def. one of the funniest of the series. Isn't that also the same ep. where Lowell goes, "Help me with the bats, Joe!"? hehe

Chocoholic · 02-09-2007, 03:33 PM

Yeah, it's the same one. Definitely one of the show's finest episodes.

How Wings never got even just nominated for an Emmy or a Golden Globe, I'll never know

Kristen · 02-09-2007, 07:33 PM

How could we forget the BEST line ever from that ep? "HELEN'S AT THE STORE!" hehe. Really classic Casey stuff there.

Chocoholic · 02-10-2007, 12:53 PM

I love that line too

Another great one from that episode...

Helen: "You read Modern Bride?"
Joe: "Well, I'd read Modern Groom but they don't have that."

Ohio8 · 03-11-2007, 04:44 PM

Roy: "You know what I do when I have a problem with a woman?"
Antonio: "Deflate her?"

Chocoholic · 03-15-2007, 03:30 PM

"You wish you were over me! You wish you were allllll over me!"

Kristen · 03-16-2007, 12:14 AM

I've been watching S3 again to get ready for S4 in a couple months. I think I heard this exchange in "Taming of the Shrew."

Brian:Fifteen percent of Americans would rather watch TV than have sex.
Roy:Yeah, that's about right. If you're too tired, or she's too....ugly.
BrianThe words "too tired" aren't in my vocabulary, and frankly, Roy, I don't think the words "too ugly" should be in yours.

I may not have gotten it exactly, but it's still classic.

Chocoholic · 03-19-2007, 06:16 PM

"Never talk to strangers unless you know them very well."

08-25-2005, 01:27 PM	#1
McFly121 Member Forum Regular Join Date: Feb 18, 2004 Location: calif Posts: 812	Your favorite lines Haven't had a favorite lines thread in a while.... "There's an opening in men's underwear." "You're just now finding that out?" "If it's green it's trouble, if it's fried, get double." "Heh heh heh heh FREEDOM!" "Hello, my name is...Kyle Vein!" "Oh, look, a church. Anyone feel like going to CONFESSION?!!" "Men fall in love with women they're attracted to, while women are attracted to the men they love." "Where'd I hear that? Oh, yeah, I read it on the back of a box of condoms." "I could replace that dried up dude in the Rolling Stones." "Which one?" "The one that looks like he's been through a food dehydrator." "Which one?" "Apparently it's a crime to pee off of the lighthouse." "Gee, Lucy, jue theen we can pull eet off?" "I have a camera that shoots in the dark." "I have a gun that does the same thing." "I was born here, I live here, and I'm probably going to die here!" "So how do you think President Carter's gonna handle the gas shortage?" "Hey, do you mind takin' a picture of my pee pee in front of the lighthouse?" "Oooh, yeah, that's the big hotel with the small elevator that never goes up." "No, no, not even if I liked you, no." Could go on and on .
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08-25-2005, 10:37 PM	#2
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02-03-2007, 10:12 PM	#6
Kristen Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 17, 2000 Location: New York, USA Posts: 4,042	Lots of good ones have already been named. I love the "tired I've everest been" one, I always think of it at work when I'm exhausted, hehe. The quote in my sig is a classic, as well as Roy's line, "It's a non-smoking flight. Think you can make it, Chappel?" (That was after Helen had slept with Joe right before they got engaged.) Oh, and from the same ep, "Gee, in my day, the night you got engaged, you slept with your fiance." "I've played this game before, Roy, and trust me, Ann-Margaret's the answer to one of these questions!" "You've had six days of ground school. You know a lot of stuff. A lot of stuff about LIFT!" OK, I think that covered all of them. LOL.
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03-11-2007, 04:44 PM	#12
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Roy: "You know what I do when I have a problem with a woman?" Antonio: "Deflate her?"
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08-27-2005, 12:27 AM	#3
Brian Hackett Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Feb 16, 2005 Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 83	"Jeez Joe, why don't you get out your 6 shooter and fire at her feet!" I love that line Rebel Jess!!!!!!!!! Hands down one of my favorite episodes!

08-28-2005, 01:00 PM	#4
Rebel Jess Modern Day Drifter Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 07, 2005 Location: Texas, USA Posts: 138	Haha, heck yeah. Frustrating yet so fun to watch!

08-29-2005, 03:19 PM	#5
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	"Oh, forgive me! I just thought we could use a break from your 'All the good men are married or gay' speech." "It's a sad country when anyone can just walk up to a counter and buy meat." "I'm the tired I've everest been!" "I wonder how long trout live in trees..." "I have a human organ in my hands and I don't know what to do with it!" "She's LYING! I'm clumsy, I'm inexperienced... I don't even know where everything is!" "Stab the plane and the cello here gets it." I know there are many more great ones

02-08-2007, 08:17 PM	#7
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	I just remembered two great exchanges from Nuptials Off. (Brian, Helen and Antonio are headed for Mexico. Brian appears with his date.) Helen: "You're bringing a date along to my divorce?" Brian: "Why not? I brought one to mine." (Helen and Antonio are talking with the priest.) Priest: "So how's your sex life?" Antonio: "Well..." Helen: "He's terrible!" (She said something like that. I can't remember.) Antonio: "Oh yeah? Well you try pleasing HER!!!" I love that episode.

02-09-2007, 03:33 PM	#9
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	Yeah, it's the same one. Definitely one of the show's finest episodes. How Wings never got even just nominated for an Emmy or a Golden Globe, I'll never know

02-09-2007, 07:33 PM	#10
Kristen Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 17, 2000 Location: New York, USA Posts: 4,042	How could we forget the BEST line ever from that ep? "HELEN'S AT THE STORE!" hehe. Really classic Casey stuff there.

02-10-2007, 12:53 PM	#11
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	I love that line too Another great one from that episode... Helen: "You read Modern Bride?" Joe: "Well, I'd read Modern Groom but they don't have that."

03-15-2007, 03:30 PM	#13
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	"You wish you were over me! You wish you were allllll over me!"

03-16-2007, 12:14 AM	#14
Kristen Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 17, 2000 Location: New York, USA Posts: 4,042	I've been watching S3 again to get ready for S4 in a couple months. I think I heard this exchange in "Taming of the Shrew." Brian:Fifteen percent of Americans would rather watch TV than have sex. Roy:Yeah, that's about right. If you're too tired, or she's too....ugly. BrianThe words "too tired" aren't in my vocabulary, and frankly, Roy, I don't think the words "too ugly" should be in yours. I may not have gotten it exactly, but it's still classic.

03-19-2007, 06:16 PM	#15
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	"Never talk to strangers unless you know them very well."