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Rene · 08-21-2005, 01:33 AM

ya know when you see a movie and a character says something really corny or it doesnt make sense?

this is from batman forever
Dr. Chase Meridian: My life's an open book. You read?
Batman: I don't blend in at a family picnic.

what the heck does that mean?

Ireneparalegal · 08-21-2005, 01:35 AM

Dirty Dancing:
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner" WHAT THE F***? Stupid, lame, idiotic, insane, crap.
A smart guy wouldn't say that to the father of the girl you just screwed and want to keep on screwing. Sorry folks.

Ireneparalegal · 08-21-2005, 02:12 AM

"Bring the dog. I Love Animals. I'm a great cook." - Fatal Attraction

Ireneparalegal · 08-21-2005, 02:18 AM

It's my way or the highway - Roadhouse (Patrick Swayze AGAIN!!!!)

crystals · 08-21-2005, 06:51 PM

I watch a ton of old films so I have heard tons of corny lines.

In "The Philadelphia Story"

Mike: "Oh, I am, am I?"
Tracy: "Yes, you am, are you!"

Mike: "There's a magnificence in you Tracy, a magnificence that comes out of your eyes, that's in your voice, in the way you stand there, in the way you walk. You're lit from within, bright, bright, bright. There are fires banked down in you, hearthfires and holocausts"

Mike: " I would sell my grandmother for a drink- and you know how I love my grandmother."

From "It's a Wonderful Life":

George Bailey:"What do you want, Mary? Do you want the moon? If you want it, I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down for you. Hey. That's a pretty good idea. I'll give you the moon, Mary."
Mary: "I'll take it. Then what?"
George Bailey: "Well, then you can swallow it, and it'll all dissolve, see... and the moonbeams would shoot out of your fingers and your toes and the ends of your hair... am I talking too much?"

Ireneparalegal · 08-21-2005, 11:38 PM

although this is memorable, it doesn't seem good: Love means never having to say your sorry. (THE HELL IT DOESN'T!!!!!!!) Love Story

I LOVE FACTS OF LIFE · 08-22-2005, 09:25 PM

I'M KING OF THE WORLD

Ireneparalegal · 08-23-2005, 12:31 AM

Freddy Kruger - "What's the matter kid, tongue tied?"

savageamusement · 08-23-2005, 06:16 AM

From Cat O'Nine tails.

The new boyfriend turns to the girl
"What time is it? He asks
9:00 pm she says...

"WOW did you know that 9:00 is the time most people who stay together forever first made love?"

(SHEEEEEEESH)
Bad line, bad quote, sheesh.

08-21-2005, 01:33 AM	#1
Rene #1 Senior Member Join Date: May 22, 2004 Location: cali Posts: 1,849	worst lines in a movie? ya know when you see a movie and a character says something really corny or it doesnt make sense? this is from batman forever Dr. Chase Meridian: My life's an open book. You read? Batman: I don't blend in at a family picnic. what the heck does that mean?
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08-21-2005, 01:35 AM	#2
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	Dirty Dancing: "Nobody puts Baby in a corner" WHAT THE F***? Stupid, lame, idiotic, insane, crap. A smart guy wouldn't say that to the father of the girl you just screwed and want to keep on screwing. Sorry folks.
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08-21-2005, 06:51 PM	#5
crystals Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 02, 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 1,829	I watch a ton of old films so I have heard tons of corny lines. In "The Philadelphia Story" Mike: "Oh, I am, am I?" Tracy: "Yes, you am, are you!" Mike: "There's a magnificence in you Tracy, a magnificence that comes out of your eyes, that's in your voice, in the way you stand there, in the way you walk. You're lit from within, bright, bright, bright. There are fires banked down in you, hearthfires and holocausts" Mike: " I would sell my grandmother for a drink- and you know how I love my grandmother." From "It's a Wonderful Life": George Bailey:"What do you want, Mary? Do you want the moon? If you want it, I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down for you. Hey. That's a pretty good idea. I'll give you the moon, Mary." Mary: "I'll take it. Then what?" George Bailey: "Well, then you can swallow it, and it'll all dissolve, see... and the moonbeams would shoot out of your fingers and your toes and the ends of your hair... am I talking too much?"
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08-23-2005, 06:16 AM	#9
savageamusement Cutest Couch Potato Senior Member Join Date: Oct 21, 2003 Posts: 2,103	From Cat O'Nine tails. The new boyfriend turns to the girl "What time is it? He asks 9:00 pm she says... "WOW did you know that 9:00 is the time most people who stay together forever first made love?" (SHEEEEEEESH) Bad line, bad quote, sheesh.
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08-21-2005, 02:12 AM	#3
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	"Bring the dog. I Love Animals. I'm a great cook." - Fatal Attraction

08-21-2005, 02:18 AM	#4
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	It's my way or the highway - Roadhouse (Patrick Swayze AGAIN!!!!)

08-21-2005, 11:38 PM	#6
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	although this is memorable, it doesn't seem good: Love means never having to say your sorry. (THE HELL IT DOESN'T!!!!!!!) Love Story

08-22-2005, 09:25 PM	#7
I LOVE FACTS OF LIFE Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 10, 2005 Posts: 258	I'M KING OF THE WORLD

08-23-2005, 12:31 AM	#8
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	Freddy Kruger - "What's the matter kid, tongue tied?"