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Howdoulikemenow333 · 08-20-2005, 02:16 AM

Paris Hilton can sing? I heard her song awful. I wonder how much money she spend and if the song was even on the charts. Paris what were you thinking?

Ireneparalegal · 08-20-2005, 02:17 AM

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Originally Posted by alaskaboy

Paris Hilton can sing? I heard her song awful. I wonder how much money she spend and if the song was even on the charts. Paris what were you thinking?

That's the problem, the B**** doesn't THINK!!!!!!

SBTB Geek · 08-20-2005, 03:23 AM

I'm not sure if the song is ever going to be officially released. Last thing I heard was that she was in a court battle with Haylie Duff for the rights of the song and Duff ended up winning.

The song is crap, not even worth a lawsuit. Listen to "Screwed" for yourself.

Steve M. · 08-20-2005, 03:27 PM

Why do I think enough people will be taken in to make this song a hit?

Brian Damage · 08-20-2005, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

That's the problem, the B**** doesn't THINK!!!!!!

She pays someone to do it for her.

Superstar · 08-20-2005, 04:01 PM

I heard the remix and it was okay.

Mikado · 08-20-2005, 04:48 PM

Dateline LA, CAL Oct 4, 2005: "Big Ego Records" announces the release of Paris Hilton's new single "Screwed". "Its a whole new way to reach my fans !" said an enthused ms Hilton."

Dateline NY,NY Nov 12, 2005: "Johnsons Pharmaceuticals announced today, a 54% increase in the sales of their " little wonder" extra strenght earplugs since Oct 4th."

EmoJoe · 08-20-2005, 04:50 PM

I wish Paris Hilton would just go away. Im sick of her and I cant stand her.

Hollow · 08-20-2005, 08:09 PM

LAST NIGHT I DREAMED THAT SHE PUT OUT A LINE OF PENCILS AND THEY WERE LYK $8 EacH AND i WAS SAYing she WAS GREEDY.

Ireneparalegal · 08-21-2005, 02:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Mikado

Dateline LA, CAL Oct 4, 2005: "Big Ego Records" announces the release of Paris Hilton's new single "Screwed". "Its a whole new way to reach my fans !" said an enthused ms Hilton."

Dateline NY,NY Nov 12, 2005: "Johnsons Pharmaceuticals announced today, a 54% increase in the sales of their " little wonder" extra strenght earplugs since Oct 4th."

Mikado!!!! regarding your statistic, are you trying to sound like a Good Times episode or what!!??

Mikado · 08-21-2005, 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

Mikado!!!! regarding your statistic, are you trying to sound like a Good Times episode or what!!??

Well, its a made up news story, so i can make up the statistics too

Rene · 08-21-2005, 04:05 AM

anyone see that show she was on before her movie came out? it was on mtv and it was following the actors of house of wax around, they showed paris performing the song and it was obvious she was lip synching-she just stood there dryly and "sang"

Superstar · 08-21-2005, 04:11 AM

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Originally Posted by darlene_conner

anyone see that show she was on before her movie came out? it was on mtv and it was following the actors of house of wax around, they showed paris performing the song and it was obvious she was lip synching-she just stood there dryly and "sang"

I saw that show a few times, but I didn't see her performing the song

Hollow · 08-21-2005, 04:42 AM

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Originally Posted by darlene_conner

they showed paris performing the song and it was obvious she was lip synching-she just stood there dryly and "sang"

go figure. what does she know about music and performing.

Courtnee · 08-23-2005, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by safety pin

LAST NIGHT I DREAMED THAT SHE PUT OUT A LINE OF PENCILS AND THEY WERE LYK $8 EacH AND i WAS SAYing she WAS GREEDY.

08-20-2005, 02:16 AM	#1
Howdoulikemenow333 I'M having a bad day Senior Member Join Date: Jul 05, 2003 Location: Later Posts: 1,263	Paris Hilton sings. Paris Hilton can sing? I heard her song awful. I wonder how much money she spend and if the song was even on the charts. Paris what were you thinking?
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08-20-2005, 03:27 PM	#4
Steve M. Back on the road to reality Forum Superstar Join Date: Nov 07, 2003 Location: New Jersey Posts: 33,307	Why do I think enough people will be taken in to make this song a hit?
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08-20-2005, 04:48 PM	#7
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,892	FUTURE NEWS FLASHES: Dateline LA, CAL Oct 4, 2005: "Big Ego Records" announces the release of Paris Hilton's new single "Screwed". "Its a whole new way to reach my fans !" said an enthused ms Hilton." Dateline NY,NY Nov 12, 2005: "Johnsons Pharmaceuticals announced today, a 54% increase in the sales of their " little wonder" extra strenght earplugs since Oct 4th."

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Rene #1 Senior Member Join Date: May 22, 2004 Location: cali Posts: 1,849	anyone see that show she was on before her movie came out? it was on mtv and it was following the actors of house of wax around, they showed paris performing the song and it was obvious she was lip synching-she just stood there dryly and "sang"
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08-20-2005, 03:23 AM	#3
SBTB Geek Smooth Moderator Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 21, 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,004	I'm not sure if the song is ever going to be officially released. Last thing I heard was that she was in a court battle with Haylie Duff for the rights of the song and Duff ended up winning. The song is crap, not even worth a lawsuit. Listen to "Screwed" for yourself.

08-20-2005, 04:01 PM	#6
Superstar Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 08, 2003 Posts: 63,316	I heard the remix and it was okay.

08-20-2005, 08:09 PM	#9
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	LAST NIGHT I DREAMED THAT SHE PUT OUT A LINE OF PENCILS AND THEY WERE LYK $8 EacH AND i WAS SAYing she WAS GREEDY.