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Old 03-29-2001, 09:13 PM   #1
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"People are dirt" ~kirk

"The only thing I dream is that I just won every beauty contest in the world and all the people I dont like have to build me a castle in france" ~stephanie

"Its sunny, lets share!" ~michael

"Oh no! I have gum!" ~george (when dick had his teacher from night school over for dinner)


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Stephanie: I just suffered the loss of a stuffed animal here!

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Stephanie: Stupid, stupid Vermont.

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Larry: Hello I'm Larry, this is my brother Darryl

Joanna: What about your other brother Darryl

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From the episode where the town paid Larry, Darryl, and Darryl $2000 to make it snow in time for the Snow Carnival:

Larryto Darryl) Are you sure you were facing east while you were standing there naked, juggling them chipmunks?
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Stephanie is lost in the woods in a snowstorm and has just come across Larry, Darryl, & Darryl's shack in the woods. When she enters, she says-

"Please, if there's a God, let there be electricity!"

When she turns the lights on, she sighs, "Good, there's both."

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