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Bobby F. · 08-18-2005, 02:50 PM

How to call the police

George Phillips of Meridian Mississippi was going up to bed when his
wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which
she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to
go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed
stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he

said, "No."

Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply
lock his door and an officer would be along when available.

George said,"Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

"Hello I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people

in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've
just shot them all." Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an
ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the police
caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd
shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

G-Force Glockstar · 08-18-2005, 03:09 PM

I don't totally understand it....but I'll laugh anyway

Rachel3118 · 08-19-2005, 01:29 PM

It's funny, what you need to do to get the police to come. You would think George would get in trouble though.

Janice · 08-19-2005, 01:34 PM

crystals · 08-19-2005, 04:10 PM

I've heard that joke before. It's pretty funny.

MissZero · 08-19-2005, 04:37 PM

08-18-2005, 02:50 PM	#1
Bobby F. Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 30, 2004 Posts: 3,818	How to call the police How to call the police George Phillips of Meridian Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said, "No." Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said,"Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. "Hello I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up. Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

08-18-2005, 03:09 PM	#2
G-Force Glockstar Member Forum Celebrity Join Date: Nov 22, 2003 Posts: 21,770	I don't totally understand it....but I'll laugh anyway
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08-19-2005, 01:29 PM	#3
Rachel3118 Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 13, 2005 Posts: 1,768	It's funny, what you need to do to get the police to come. You would think George would get in trouble though.
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08-19-2005, 04:10 PM	#5
crystals Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 02, 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 1,829	I've heard that joke before. It's pretty funny.
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08-19-2005, 04:37 PM	#6
MissZero serve it up baby Senior Member Join Date: Sep 12, 2004 Location: Pa (Blah) Posts: 1,901
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08-19-2005, 01:34 PM	#4
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