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DarkDante · 08-18-2005, 11:08 AM

The dude lost a book??

Granted it was a Bible and somebody else picked it up at a garage sale but seriously what was this waste of time. It was basically trying to track down an owner of a book!

Hey I lost a pencil yesterday - think UM can run a story on it and help me find it - Crystaldawn misplaced her crown - maybe UM can do a story on that too?

- UM cracks me up sometimes

Later.

crystaldawn · 08-18-2005, 11:44 AM

mistagee · 08-18-2005, 12:03 PM

I lost my virginity...can someone profile it on UM and see who took it?

Needed are:

a) Three eyewitnesses who have three completely different stories
b) A psychic who claims it happened near water and the words "five" and "Hudson" are involved
c) The possibility that I had a head injury and I dont remember who I am

justins5256 · 08-18-2005, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mistagee

I lost my virginity...can someone profile it on UM and see who took it?

Why would you want your virginity back? Seems like everyone is in a big hurry to lose it as soon as possible.

KyooMac · 08-18-2005, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mistagee

I lost my virginity...can someone profile it on UM and see who took it?

Was prison involved? That would solve your mystery quickly!

mistagee · 08-18-2005, 07:18 PM

Yes, i was wrongfully jailed for a murder I didnt commit, but thanks to some calls from UM viewers, I was updated, and freed.

No news on the virginity, I think it was somewhere in Attica, and a orange jumpsuit with lots of holes

Opal · 08-19-2005, 11:22 AM

Yeah, that segment was stretching it a bit. The big "mystery" is trying to track down an ancestor to give the Bible to??!!!? UGH

UMfan77 · 08-20-2005, 11:32 AM

That guy had too much time on his hands.

Mijada · 08-20-2005, 12:06 PM

Well if I came across something like that I'd try and find the rightful family to give it to too. I wouldn't go so far as to take it on national television but I would definiely go online or at least make an attempt to find the family. So many people these days are spending a lot of time and money trying to trace their family history. There are many things about my own family that I would love to find out and I'd be elated if some stranger took the time to track me down to give me the info that I was looking for.

Opal · 08-20-2005, 01:38 PM

He seemed like a decent man, and it was nice of him to try to return the Bible -- but this shouldn’t have been featured on UM (just my opinion).

They must have been hard-up for stories that week! LOL!!

08-18-2005, 11:08 AM	#1
DarkDante Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 27, 2002 Posts: 1,569	The dude lost a book???? The dude lost a book?? Granted it was a Bible and somebody else picked it up at a garage sale but seriously what was this waste of time. It was basically trying to track down an owner of a book! Hey I lost a pencil yesterday - think UM can run a story on it and help me find it - Crystaldawn misplaced her crown - maybe UM can do a story on that too? - UM cracks me up sometimes Later.

08-18-2005, 12:03 PM	#3
mistagee Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Aug 02, 2005 Posts: 114	lost item for UM segment I lost my virginity...can someone profile it on UM and see who took it? Needed are: a) Three eyewitnesses who have three completely different stories b) A psychic who claims it happened near water and the words "five" and "Hudson" are involved c) The possibility that I had a head injury and I dont remember who I am

08-20-2005, 12:06 PM	#9
Mijada Spencers mom Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 02, 2001 Location: eastern US Posts: 4,093	Well if I came across something like that I'd try and find the rightful family to give it to too. I wouldn't go so far as to take it on national television but I would definiely go online or at least make an attempt to find the family. So many people these days are spending a lot of time and money trying to trace their family history. There are many things about my own family that I would love to find out and I'd be elated if some stranger took the time to track me down to give me the info that I was looking for.
	__________________ Proud mom to Spencer, Justine and Colleen

08-18-2005, 11:44 AM	#2
crystaldawn Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 17, 2002 Location: Illinois Posts: 4,261

08-18-2005, 07:18 PM	#6
mistagee Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Aug 02, 2005 Posts: 114	Yes, i was wrongfully jailed for a murder I didnt commit, but thanks to some calls from UM viewers, I was updated, and freed. No news on the virginity, I think it was somewhere in Attica, and a orange jumpsuit with lots of holes

08-19-2005, 11:22 AM	#7
Opal Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Aug 13, 2004 Posts: 365	Yeah, that segment was stretching it a bit. The big "mystery" is trying to track down an ancestor to give the Bible to??!!!? UGH

08-20-2005, 11:32 AM	#8
UMfan77 Member Senior Member Join Date: Nov 28, 2003 Posts: 1,064	That guy had too much time on his hands.

08-20-2005, 01:38 PM	#10
Opal Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Aug 13, 2004 Posts: 365	He seemed like a decent man, and it was nice of him to try to return the Bible -- but this shouldn’t have been featured on UM (just my opinion). They must have been hard-up for stories that week! LOL!!