Letters that Dear Abby could not answer

[Brent88]

Letters Dear Abby admitted she was at a loss to answer


Dear Abby,

A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the
other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've
never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?





Dear Abby,

What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on my VCR?





Dear Abby,

I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his.





Dear Abby,

I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's
getting expensive and I think my boy friend should share half the cost, but I don't know him
well enough to discuss money with him.





Dear Abby,

I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence,
he denied everything and said it would never happen again.





Dear Abby,

Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home
turn against his own?





Dear Abby,

I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?





Dear Abby,

My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a
half years. He must be crazy.





Dear Abby,

I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home
sober.





Dear Abby,

My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going through mental pause.





Dear Abby,

You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well,
my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?

[*Pleasant Tomorrow*]

[Hollow]

Dear Abby,

A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the
other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've
never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

whether you mean lebanese or lesbians, the answer would be yes, they could be, there's no information in the letter indicating otherwise.

Dear Abby,

What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on my VCR?

don't insert cassette tapes that include sex, nudity, the language of birds or violence in the films.

Dear Abby,

I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his.

you see, after a male and a female conceive, the male having sex with any other females will not detract the pregnancy. so if YOU didn't cheat on him around the time of the conceiving then i can quite guarantee you the baby is his. go on the maury show and give him a lie detector test about the cheating.

Dear Abby,

I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's
getting expensive and I think my boy friend should share half the cost, but I don't know him
well enough to discuss money with him.

i don't recommend making such a commitment with someone you don't know well, if i have the right idea of which "pill" you're talking about.

Dear Abby,

I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence,
he denied everything and said it would never happen again.

if he said it would never happen again, it overrides the denial and by logic that would mean that he did cheat.

Dear Abby,

Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home
turn against his own?

if you are wondering what the reasons are for something he did, then the best person to ask would be him.

Dear Abby,

I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?

bomb the US. i don't think they'd want you in after that.

Dear Abby,

My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a
half years. He must be crazy.

you seem to have mistaken this advice column for a personal diary.. you can just buy one at the store.

Dear Abby,

I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home
sober.

i don't see how being sober would indicate any previous drinking habits, but similarly to the last letter, that's not an interrogative letter and therefore i cannot grant you a request.

Dear Abby,

My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going through mental pause.

if she were actually going through a mental pause, it seems to me that would mean she's temporarily brain dead, but again, please find a better diary to use than a newspaper column.

Dear Abby,

You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well,
my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?

mix some ground viagra in his coffee.

[TheHappyBurgerMeister]

that sure was a good laugh! thanks for posting those!

[PrettyinPink55]

Thanks Brent! I needed the laugh!!!

[theshark8777]

Originally Posted by Brent88

Letters Dear Abby admitted she was at a loss to answer


Dear Abby,

A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the
other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've
never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

That reminds me of the Golden Girls episode where Dorothy told Rose that some woman was a lesbian. Then Rose said isn't Danny Thomas one? Dorothy said not lebanese, lesbian.

[Titania]

Originally Posted by Brent88

Dear Abby,

I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home
sober.

those are great!!!

[EmoJoe]

[Rhiannon]

lmao

[Cactus Jack]