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Chad22 · 08-14-2005, 11:37 AM

4 Months ago he borrowed my Family Matters tape (Which he claims is his and I "Stole"), And the other day he finally gave it back to me, But he gave it back to me all filthy and disgusting. I'm Not sure what happened to it at his house, But its the most unsanitary thing I've ever seen. It pains and angers me that I Can no longer enjoy hours of Family Matters that I Spent so much time putting together, Because everytime I Look at the tape it is simply too filthy and disgusting to touch. I Was too nice of a guy to say anything about it, But everytime I Talk to EFD These days I Feel this instant rage come over me, And I Want to strangle him for taking my Family Matters tape away from me. I Will never trust anyone with my belongings again, All because of the actions of one jerk.

So EFD Says I'm A Crook? Well The truth is Hes the Crook, AND A Liar, AND A Jerk, AND He cheats at checkers.

James"Thunder"Early · 08-14-2005, 11:40 AM

Superstar · 08-14-2005, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by C Doody

4 Months ago he borrowed my Family Matters tape (Which he claims is his and I "Stole"), And the other day he finally gave it back to me, But he gave it back to me all filthy and disgusting. I'm Not sure what happened to it at his house, But its the most unsanitary thing I've ever seen. It pains and angers me that I Can no longer enjoy hours of Family Matters that I Spent so much time putting together, Because everytime I Look at the tape it is simply too filthy and disgusting to touch. I Was too nice of a guy to say anything about it, But everytime I Talk to EFD These days I Feel this instant rage come over me, And I Want to strangle him for taking my Family Matters tape away from me. I Will never trust anyone with my belongings again, All because of the actions of one jerk.

So EFD Says I'm A Crook? Well The truth is Hes the Crook, AND A Liar, AND A Jerk, AND He cheats at checkers.

aww

Elvis Fonzie Dean · 08-14-2005, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by C Doody

4 Months ago he borrowed my Family Matters tape (Which he claims is his and I "Stole"), And the other day he finally gave it back to me, But he gave it back to me all filthy and disgusting. I'm Not sure what happened to it at his house, But its the most unsanitary thing I've ever seen. It pains and angers me that I Can no longer enjoy hours of Family Matters that I Spent so much time putting together, Because everytime I Look at the tape it is simply too filthy and disgusting to touch. I Was too nice of a guy to say anything about it, But everytime I Talk to EFD These days I Feel this instant rage come over me, And I Want to strangle him for taking my Family Matters tape away from me. I Will never trust anyone with my belongings again, All because of the actions of one jerk.

So EFD Says I'm A Crook? Well The truth is Hes the Crook, AND A Liar, AND A Jerk, AND He cheats at checkers.

The truth is YOU are a filthy scumbag.For someone who ate a SANDWHICH on the toilet you've got a lot of nerve calling me filthy.

You don't even want to play checkers.You don't like doing anything anybody else wants to do unless you think of it first.

TripperFan · 08-14-2005, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by GoldenFanatic

It's spam.

No its not actually. These guys are long time members and are obviously in a nasty dispute right now. A thread was started the other day bashing Chad. He's just getting his say in and I can't say I can blame him.

Dutabi84 · 08-14-2005, 11:54 AM

l smell shenanigans..lol.

robyrob · 08-14-2005, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by C Doody

4 Months ago he borrowed my Family Matters tape (Which he claims is his and I "Stole"), And the other day he finally gave it back to me, But he gave it back to me all filthy and disgusting. I'm Not sure what happened to it at his house, But its the most unsanitary thing I've ever seen. It pains and angers me that I Can no longer enjoy hours of Family Matters that I Spent so much time putting together, Because everytime I Look at the tape it is simply too filthy and disgusting to touch. I Was too nice of a guy to say anything about it, But everytime I Talk to EFD These days I Feel this instant rage come over me, And I Want to strangle him for taking my Family Matters tape away from me. I Will never trust anyone with my belongings again, All because of the actions of one jerk.

So EFD Says I'm A Crook? Well The truth is Hes the Crook, AND A Liar, AND A Jerk, AND He cheats at checkers.

well, sure he's a jerk, but thats why we all love him so much... and dont forget that he DID buy you that "Urkelbot" outfit for your Steve Urkel doll - why would he do that if he wasn't a true friend? Unless of course he just did that so he could distract you while he stole your WWE videos....

theshark8777 · 08-14-2005, 12:08 PM

Grow up people. Are you guys in the sixth grade?

Max Whittaker · 08-14-2005, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by C Doody

...everytime I Look at the tape it is simply too filthy and disgusting to touch.

Alchohol. Dampen a cloth with alchohol and scrub. It should be a safe cleanser. Good as new!

robyrob · 08-14-2005, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by TripperFan

No its not actually. These guys are long time members and are obviously in a nasty dispute right now. A thread was started the other day bashing Chad. He's just getting his say in and I can't say I can blame him.

they are kidding too - it IS SPAM

Nighthawk76 · 08-14-2005, 12:53 PM

I think these guys are playing a joke on us.

After all, who in their right mind would get that upset over a Family Matters tape.

TripperFan · 08-14-2005, 01:13 PM

So it really IS a joke?? whew!

Man, I'd hate to see what happens if you really do get on their nasty side!

I have to admit, I thought the "cheats at checkers" statement sounded a little like something Uncle Joe would accuse Sam Drucker of!!

(besides, Elvis probably makes the sandwiches that Chad eats on the toilet)

Max Whittaker · 08-14-2005, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by DAX

After all, who in their right mind would get that upset over a Family Matters tape.

I would. Especially now that I have no access to that series. That was some good entertainment.

EmoJoe · 08-14-2005, 01:41 PM

robyrob · 08-14-2005, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by TripperFan

So it really IS a joke?? whew!

Man, I'd hate to see what happens if you really do get on their nasty side!

I have to admit, I thought the "cheats at checkers" statement sounded a little like something Uncle Joe would accuse Sam Drucker of!!

(besides, Elvis probably makes the sandwiches that Chad eats on the toilet)

there are a lot of other interesting tidbits about these two that you wouldn't know about unless you been here awhile. like the fact that efd is actually one of TJ's alter-egos (who ELSE would be so brazen as to put in his user title as "FIGHT me TJ") and as efd has stated on NUMEROUS occasions 99% of the members on SO are actually CHAD messing with us, he is also impersonating North Bergen, New Jersey, which is actually a fake suburb of Atlantic city. OH, and Chad's childhood nickname is (he'll kill me for this) is ******

08-14-2005, 11:37 AM	#1
Chad22 Captain Juke N Jive Moderator Forum Addict Join Date: Nov 23, 2002 Location: Caribou, Maine Posts: 71,662	EFD Is A Jerk 4 Months ago he borrowed my Family Matters tape (Which he claims is his and I "Stole"), And the other day he finally gave it back to me, But he gave it back to me all filthy and disgusting. I'm Not sure what happened to it at his house, But its the most unsanitary thing I've ever seen. It pains and angers me that I Can no longer enjoy hours of Family Matters that I Spent so much time putting together, Because everytime I Look at the tape it is simply too filthy and disgusting to touch. I Was too nice of a guy to say anything about it, But everytime I Talk to EFD These days I Feel this instant rage come over me, And I Want to strangle him for taking my Family Matters tape away from me. I Will never trust anyone with my belongings again, All because of the actions of one jerk. So EFD Says I'm A Crook? Well The truth is Hes the Crook, AND A Liar, AND A Jerk, AND He cheats at checkers.

08-14-2005, 11:40 AM	#2
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08-14-2005, 12:08 PM	#8
theshark8777 Hats for Bats Forum Veteran Join Date: Jan 23, 2001 Location: northeast Ohio. Posts: 5,315	Grow up people. Are you guys in the sixth grade?
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08-14-2005, 01:41 PM	#14
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08-14-2005, 11:54 AM	#6
Dutabi84 kittens must die Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 22, 2003 Location: MN/TX Posts: 11,026	l smell shenanigans..lol.

08-14-2005, 12:53 PM	#11
Nighthawk76 Rachel Berry Forum Celebrity Join Date: Feb 28, 2003 Location: Illinois Posts: 23,254	I think these guys are playing a joke on us. After all, who in their right mind would get that upset over a Family Matters tape.

08-14-2005, 01:13 PM	#12
TripperFan In God's Arms Now Forum Star Join Date: Sep 14, 2003 Location: Heartbreak Ridge Posts: 12,086	So it really IS a joke?? whew! Man, I'd hate to see what happens if you really do get on their nasty side! I have to admit, I thought the "cheats at checkers" statement sounded a little like something Uncle Joe would accuse Sam Drucker of!! (besides, Elvis probably makes the sandwiches that Chad eats on the toilet)