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Stormtracker TF · 08-13-2005, 10:37 AM

He said if I stop breathing I'll DIE. This STINKS.

So I Am Breathing.

Tuesday Weld · 08-13-2005, 10:38 AM

Janice · 08-13-2005, 10:38 AM

Great! I'll keep you in my prayers.

Stormtracker TF · 08-13-2005, 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janice

Great! I'll keep you in my prayers.

Thanks.

Kay Scarpetta · 08-13-2005, 10:41 AM

Why don't you test the doctor's theory?

Kidding

Superstar · 08-13-2005, 10:54 AM

Seriously? I'll be thinking of you.

Jrnygrl · 08-13-2005, 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kay Scarpetta

Why don't you test the doctor's theory?

Kidding

Mysty Eyes · 08-13-2005, 11:19 AM

But... but... but...

Didn't you know that breathing will kill you? With all that gunk in the air; all those pollutants?

Ah... the dilemnas we all face...

To breathe or not to breathe...

robyrob · 08-13-2005, 11:58 AM

did he at least give you a coupon for 0% off on your next visit?

AKA · 08-13-2005, 12:13 PM

Hey TF, I have that same condition. If you need anyone to talk to about it, or words of encouragement, I'm always here for you.

Did you get a second opinion? You're way too young to be afflicted with such an awful, debilitating disease.

Southern Hellraiser · 08-13-2005, 12:34 PM

I was vey concerned when I saw the title of this thread.

theshark8777 · 08-13-2005, 01:20 PM

I can't believe the doctor let you go this long without telling you you had this condition. I smell a malpractice suit!!!

Superstar · 08-13-2005, 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoldenFanatic

He is kidding.

So is AKA

Chelsea · 08-13-2005, 01:26 PM

...I too, suffer from a chronic medical condition. Approximately 70% of my body is made up of a rather nasty chemical substance called dihydrogen monoxide.

Facts about DHMO:

Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage.
DHMO is a major component of acid rain.
Gaseous DHMO can cause severe burns.
Contributes to soil erosion.
Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals.
Contamination of electrical systems often causes short-circuits.
Found in biopsies of pre-cancerous tumors and lesions.

So....terrible

Max Whittaker · 08-13-2005, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seth

...I too, suffer from a chronic medical condition. Approximately 70% of my body is made up of a rather nasty chemical substance called dihydrogen monoxide.

Facts about DHMO:

Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage.
DHMO is a major component of acid rain.
Gaseous DHMO can cause severe burns.
Contributes to soil erosion.
Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals.
Contamination of electrical systems often causes short-circuits.
Found in biopsies of pre-cancerous tumors and lesions.

So....terrible

Dude! You're falling apart, man!

08-13-2005, 10:37 AM	#1
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08-13-2005, 10:38 AM	#2
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08-13-2005, 10:41 AM	#5
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08-13-2005, 11:58 AM	#9
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08-13-2005, 10:54 AM	#6
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08-13-2005, 11:19 AM	#8
Mysty Eyes Dreaming... Senior Member Join Date: Feb 04, 2002 Location: Los Angeles area Posts: 1,144	But... but... but... Didn't you know that breathing will kill you? With all that gunk in the air; all those pollutants? Ah... the dilemnas we all face... To breathe or not to breathe...

08-13-2005, 12:13 PM	#10
AKA Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 17, 2001 Posts: 15,746	Hey TF, I have that same condition. If you need anyone to talk to about it, or words of encouragement, I'm always here for you. Did you get a second opinion? You're way too young to be afflicted with such an awful, debilitating disease.

08-13-2005, 12:34 PM	#11
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08-13-2005, 01:20 PM	#12
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08-13-2005, 01:26 PM	#14
Chelsea Semi-retired Forum Veteran Join Date: Jan 07, 2001 Location: Washington Posts: 5,727	...I too, suffer from a chronic medical condition. Approximately 70% of my body is made up of a rather nasty chemical substance called dihydrogen monoxide. Facts about DHMO: Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage. DHMO is a major component of acid rain. Gaseous DHMO can cause severe burns. Contributes to soil erosion. Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals. Contamination of electrical systems often causes short-circuits. Found in biopsies of pre-cancerous tumors and lesions. So....terrible
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