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Ags2000 · 08-09-2005, 11:20 PM

15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3 Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4 Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and see what happens.

5 Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6 Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7 Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8 When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9 Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10 While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

11 Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12 In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13 Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14 When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

( And; last, but not least!)

15 Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "Hey, there is no toilet paper in here!"

Brent88 · 08-10-2005, 12:14 AM

Hollow · 08-10-2005, 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ags2000

6 Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

done that.. many times.

Warm & Fuzzy · 08-10-2005, 12:29 AM

For shame........

Brent88 · 08-10-2005, 12:35 AM

I should do the condoms, the alarm clocks, and the fitting room things. Of course... I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face.

I've done Number 9 before... long ago, before I knew the thing was recording.

consentida · 08-10-2005, 12:39 AM

ABlairican Pie · 08-10-2005, 02:02 AM

swedeace · 08-10-2005, 11:50 AM

LOL!

I am a Wal-Mart shopper, so I find this hilarious!!

Steve M. · 08-10-2005, 11:55 AM

MsOrange · 08-10-2005, 12:45 PM

i've seen those before, but they crack me up everytime

IMakeBurgers · 08-10-2005, 03:57 PM

Next time I go to Walmart, I think I should do #13 & #15..

Courtnee · 08-10-2005, 06:34 PM

been there done that.

08-09-2005, 11:20 PM	#1
Ags2000 Red 2/13/90 -1/5/06 Forum Veteran Join Date: May 02, 2001 Location: Candyland Posts: 5,544	15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time: 15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3 Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4 Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and see what happens. 5 Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6 Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7 Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8 When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 9 Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10 While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are. 11 Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12 In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13 Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14 When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" ( And; last, but not least!) 15 Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "Hey, there is no toilet paper in here!"
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08-10-2005, 12:14 AM	#2
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08-10-2005, 12:29 AM	#4
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08-10-2005, 02:02 AM	#7
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08-10-2005, 11:55 AM	#9
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08-10-2005, 12:35 AM	#5
Brent88 Member Forum Star Join Date: Aug 01, 2003 Location: Alabama Posts: 16,174	I should do the condoms, the alarm clocks, and the fitting room things. Of course... I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face. I've done Number 9 before... long ago, before I knew the thing was recording.

08-10-2005, 12:39 AM	#6
consentida oh, you pretty things Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 21, 2002 Location: New York Posts: 3,841

08-10-2005, 11:50 AM	#8
swedeace Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 22, 2003 Posts: 9,009	LOL! I am a Wal-Mart shopper, so I find this hilarious!!

08-10-2005, 12:45 PM	#10
MsOrange Bringin' Sexy Back Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 27, 2004 Posts: 6,133	i've seen those before, but they crack me up everytime

08-10-2005, 03:57 PM	#11
IMakeBurgers Borderline Amazing Senior Member Join Date: Oct 11, 2001 Location: Fayetteville, NC Posts: 1,595	Next time I go to Walmart, I think I should do #13 & #15..

08-10-2005, 06:34 PM	#12
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