Seinfeld Season Ten

[TV DVD Fan]

1- "The Breakout."- Kramer enlists Newman to get them out of jail, it don't work and they are sentenced to another three months.

2- "The Airport Layover."- Trying to get his son and his friends out of jail, Morty is delayed at the airport.

3- "The Bail."- Morty bails the gang out.


4- "The New Life."- The neighborhood has changed. The building is under new management, Monk's is no longer and Elaine's job has been given away. Kramer decides to move back to California and everyone misses him.

5- "The O' Ping Factor."- Ping is Kramer's delivery boy.

6- "The Exec."- Kramer becomes a MGM executive.

7- "The Kramer Kid."- Kramer marries and learns he's gonna become a father. He quickly lets the gang know.

8- "The Big Wave."- Jerry charters a boat for him and girlfriend Patti, they hit a big wave and it gets both of them soaked and they both end up with a bad cold.

9- "The Breast."- Kramer becomes obsessed with chicken breast.

10- "The Reckoning."- The gang encounters old faces. The Bubble Boy, TV Elaine, TV George, TV Kramer, and Babu among them.

11- "The New Place."- Jerry's new apartment look is so appealing to George, he wants to becomes roomies with him.

12- "The New Worker."- Elaine meets her successor.

13- "The Peterman Encounter."- Elaine finds Peterman collecting unemployment at the same place she is.

14- "The Cell Phone."- Kramer gets a fluke of a cell phone.

15- "The Cell Phone Madness."- Kramer gets a new phone.

16- "The Relationship."- Jerry is attatched to his new girlfriend.

17- "The Pet."- Jerry buys a toy poodle.

18- "The Kramer."- A street name is changed to Kramer Way.

19- "The Slopes."- Jerry vacations at a ski resort.

20- "The Nightclub."- Jerry's nightclub is gone.

21- "The Stone."- Jerry buys an expensive ring for his girlfriend.

22- "The Engagement."- Jerry gets engaged.

23- "The Moving."- Kramer comes back home.

24- "The Wall."- Kramer paints Jerry's walls.

25- "The Death In The Family Fare reanactment."- George gets in trouble with the FAA from his airport experience in '93.

26- "The Wedding."- Jerry gets married.

pat

[TV DVD Fan]

Seinfeld Season Eleven starring

JERRY SEINFELD
JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUSS
MICHAEL RICHARDS
AND JASON ALEXANDER

WITH WAYNE KNIGHT, LIZ SHERIDAN, BARNEY MARTIN, ESTELLE HARRIS, JOHN O' HURLEY AND JERRY LEWIS AS FRANK COSTANZA.

1- "The Memories."- Jerry remembers meeting George for the first time, and takes it from there remaniscing on Memory Lane up until 1998.

2- "The Susan Factor."- Before George gets his next new girl, he wants to judge everyone by whether-or-not Susan would've liked them.

3- "The Purple Dyed Sweater."- Puddy buys Elaine a used sweater.

4- "The Nightclub."- Jerry re-locates to another club.

5- "The Shrink."- Elaine makes friends with a shrink, and wants Kramer to meet with him. The shrink, Doctor Frasier Crane. Frasier is blackmailed by his ex-wife. Guest Bebe Neuwirth.

6- "The Lilith Syndrome."- Elaine becomes friends with Frasier's ex. Guest Bebe Neuwirth.

7- "The New Guy On The Block."- Frasier quits at KACL and moves in with Jerry. Guest Bebe Neuwirth

8- "The Great Thinker."- Frasier has second thoughts on quitting KACL. Guests John Mahoney, David Hyde Pierce, Jane Leeves, Peri Gilpin and Bebe Neuwirth.

9- "The Relieved Jerry."- Jerry recooperates from his exhausting experience with Dr. Crane. Lilith interrupts his peace. Guest Bebe Neuwirth.

10- "The Sex Machine."- Lilith has sex with George. Lilith breaks off her friendship with Elaine. Guest Bebe Neuwirth.

11- "The Long Goodbye."- Lilith moves out of the foursome's lives.

12- "The Backstroke."- Elaine takes swim lessons from Jerry.

pat

[TV DVD Fan]

13- "The Deck."- Jerry installs a deck.

14- "The Card."- Frasier sends an invite to Seattle to Jerry and Elaine and George and Kramer.

15- "The Disc Wiper Offer Guy Meets Kramer."- Kramer glues himself to his fridge. Jerry tries to fix a glitch on his DVD of Prognosis Negative.

16- "The Vaseline."- George uses vasoline.

17- "The Hand Sanitizer."- Hand sanitizers are donned bacterial by yours truly, Newman.


pat

[retarrdgrrl]

I don't get this thread...??

[TV DVD Fan]

It's whats called "fan fiction." You make up new episodes for old shows, generally with the old titles, but sometimes with different ones, just creating the NEXT season or so. Generally the open and shut shows, I do new shows, and with the shows that were never really "completely complete" like Seinfeld, although given a proper finale, it cant stop there. No-one moved, these nuts are still together! So I started season ten, then eleven.


18- "The Renewal."- George wants to renew a video at the library, but instead ends up doing errands for Elaine, Jerry, and Newman daily, each day costing him an extra 2.00, which is alot to cheapskate George. Kramer takes on chickens to watch them have **** fights and just to keep as a pet.

19- "The Coffee Cream Sucks."- Elaine complains to a new Monk's owner that the new brand coffee cream stinks.

20- "The Senses Are's A Goin'."- Kramer starts to lose his 5 senses, one by one.

21- "The Mad Hatter Show (1)."- A crazy man claims to be Alice's Adventure's In Wonderland's Mad Hatter.

22- "The Mad Hatter Show (2)."- Elaine is careful around the crazy coocoo guy, who at midnight, disappears. Jerry, thinking he's lost him, falls asleep.

23- "The Next Morning Wake-Up Call Guy."- Jerry wakes up late to, who else, the Mad Hatter who's first morning word's to Jerry are- "More tea?"

24- "The Shortcut."- Jerry finds a shortcut on a busy road, then gets into an accident. To confuse things, the Hatter is with him.

END OF SEASON ELEVEN

SEINFELD SEASON TWELVE

JERRY SEINFELD

"SEINFELD."

JULIA-LOUIS DREYFUSS
MICHAEL RICHARDS
JASON ALEXANDER
WAYNE KNIGHT
BARNEY MARTIN
LIZ SHERIDAN
ESTELLE HARRIS
JOHN O' HURLEY
AND JERRY LEWIS AS FRANK COSTANZA

ALSO WITH HARRY ANDERSON AS THE MAD HATTER AND BOB BALABAN AS RUSSELL DALRYMPLE


1- "The Re-Pitch."- Jerry and George try to sell their pilot to NBC again.

2- "The Return of the Russ."- Russell returns to NBC, just in time for Jerry and George.

3- "The Diet."- George's mother tries to make him think he's killing her bit by bit. She goes on a diet.

4- "The Dragon."- Jerry fears dragons after visiting a Japaneze man's house, to whom he delivered medicine to before in his life, working as a boy at a pharmacy.

5- "The Concentrating Idiots Who Will Never Concentrate No Matter How Much the Level of Concentration."- Jerry and George are dead in the water for a new pilot idea.

6- "The Photograph."- Jerry's newest picture is one of him kissing Kramer near the lips. Newman sends the photo to a national tabloid. The picture taker--- Newman. Why the kiss?... Kramer came up with an idea for the pilot.

7- "The City Trip."- Elaine discovers someone stole her checkbook while crusin' around on bikes with George in the big city.


8- "The Carrot Juicer."- Jerry buys a worthless carrot juicer.

9- "The Very, Very Good Pilot."- The NBC representives give George and Jerry a 5 episode testing season.

10- "The Grade."- Jerry discovers an old school writing from 20 years in the past that inspired the pilot.

11- "The Burger Caper."- Kramer steals 10,000 hamburger buns unknowingly.

12- "The Casting Day."- Jerry decides to cast his friends for the pilot and the following four test episodes.

13- "The Stand-in Soup."- Jerry spills hot soup on his stand-in.

14- "The Backrub."- The Mad Hatter gives Jerry a good backrub. Is Jerry losing his mascunility? Elaine thinks so.

15- "The Contest II."- A new mascunility contest forms.

16- "The Volcano."- George injurs himself on a live volcano.

17- "The Thief."- A purse is stolen, and the disturbing fact of the matter is, Jerry is the one who's looking for it. 2 remain in the mascunility contest--- Kramer and George.

18- "The New Pilot."- The pilot's opening credits are a disaster. The problem is fixed and the pilot goes national on the second Thursday of April.

19- "The Car."- Jerry's new car needs a tune-up.

20- "The Mini-Bar."- The Mad Hatter is always seemingly drunk around Jerry. He discovers a mini-bar has been installed in a small compartment of the apartment.

21- "The Cape Cod."- Jerry and George come up with episode 2 in relaxing Cape Cod. A hurricane comes upon them.

22- "The Hurricane George (1)."- When the hurricane hits, George returns to his thought that if the series was ever successful he'd be dead.

23- "The Hurricane George (2)."- Trying to escape, an enraged Jerry and a health panicked George, fall of a cliff with the car.

24- "The Hurricane George (3)."- George and Jerry sustain a great amount of injuries, and when getting back up on land to a hospital, they discover its even worse than they thought.

25- "The Hurricane George (4)."- Jerry and George write their wills.

26- "The Hurricane George (5)."- Hospital chaos forms.

27- "The Hurricane George (6)."- George contacts Russell telling him to do what he wants with the pilot.



end of season twelve

pat

[TV DVD Fan]

SEASON THIRTEEN
Starring Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfuss, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander, Harry Anderson, Liz Sheriden, Barney Martin, Estelle Harris, Bob Balaban, John O' Hurley, and Jerry Lewis as Frank Costanza.

1- "The Contact."- Jerry's wife (Jennifer Aniston) worries about her hubby.

2- "The Pick-up, The Break-up."- After deciding they both don't want a commitment quite yet, Jerry and Jen go their seperate ways, though no divorce procedures go through, as they still are in love. They decide this while Jerry is still in the hospital. They passionately kiss one another goodbye. Jerry procedes, "That's one hell of a girl." Russell contacts Jerry informing him he's been picked up for a series. After finishing the pilot and episode 2, Jerry and George find out that the 3rd, 4th, and 5th episodes have also been aired. After recovering, they start out the second season.

3- "The Second Season."- Jerry gets news the season two premiere sucked.

4- "The Hatter in the Box."- The Mad Hatter gives George a near heart attack when he pops out of a box as a clown, what George's greatest fear is.

5- "The Nuts."- Traveling for business on Delta Airlines, George makes a fuss over them serving nuts on a plane where a customer may be allergic.

[TV DVD Fan]

6- "The Hitler Lookalike."- Elaine encounters a mystery man, an Adolf Hitler lookalike. The man follows her and never takes his eye off her the whole time he is following her. What does the mystery man want for Elaine's life? Gum.

7- "The Pencil Point."- Jerry stabs a proper, prim schoolteacher (Miriam Flynn), also a little on the wacky side--- with a pencil. She takes him before the honorable Judge Clayton McHazel Andrews (Jack Klugman), in court.

8- "The Braces."- Elaine's newly adopted foster kid gets horrible looking braces. She lies to him and tells him they're "nice".

9- "The Sleepwalker."- Dr. Horatio Reinhardt's (Thomas Haden Church) busy schedule is interrupted by a concerned Jerry, worried about friend George's sleepwalking. Jerry's old, insomnia treating, friend, helps out Jerry by sneaking George into the schedule.

10- "The Botch-Up."- Some of Horatio's schedule is put on the backburner, thanks to Jerry. For not seeing the patients, Horatio is reprimanded from his boss (Bronson Pinchot).

11- "The Bottle Cap."- A bottle cup is flung off of George's water bottle in Yankee Stadium at the playoffs, upon his reaction to the Yankees missing a hit. It hits Big Stein. Meanwhile, he worries about the "whereabouts of his precious cap". "---------------", is a George quote from the episode.

12- "The Poor Show."- The poorest show yet of Jerry and George's show occurs, literally about nothing. NOTHING. Just watching the foursome sit around going about their daily lives with absolutely no plot or motive OR DIALOGUE/LINES! whatsoever.

13- "The Cancellation (1)."- Jerry and George face the possiblity of being cancelled upon being contacted by Russell Dalrympile, head of NBC, himself. (Who actually was at one time the show's hugest fan! He supported it, stood behind it, nurtured it, watched it grow into a beautiful series! Saw how it may work, how it operated, Self-promoted the show (for example to Elaine))

14- "The Cancellation (2)."- "Jerry", created by Jerry Seinfeld and George Costanza, is canned. Then, given one more shot, after a persuasion to Russ on George's part. (Boy, is that George a go-getter or what?)

[TV DVD Fan]

15- "The Jerry Dance."- Jerry invents a laughable dance, and to make matters worse, Elaine dances it.

16- "The Guy Who Stole The Raisins' Return."- The guy who won the part of Kramer on "Jerry" returns with the same box of raisins he had stole 9 years prior. George pursues him.


17- "The Ship."- Jerry is a pirate after being mistaken for one, and gets caught in the catch of the century- a 21 foot killer whale!

18- "The Job."- Jobless cousin of Jerry's, Randolph, asks him for a stand-up block.

19- "The Rub."- Elaine feels funny rubbing a strange man's back with suntan oil. George gets excruciating pain from sunburn.

20- "The Sleeper."- Jerry falls asleep, tired after having insomnia for six days, during a recital of his girlfriend's.

21- "The Fantasyland of Kramer (1)."- Kramer competes with Disney when he opens up Kramerland. Millions flock there on opening day, minus George, who's in trouble with Big Stein when he catches him eating a hamburger without pickles under his desk taking another one of his world famous naps. (Big Stein makes a bigger beef over the pickles, being a pickle lover, a hilarious scene is in the scene with Big Stein.)

22- "The Fantasyland of Kramer (2)."- Kramer's business fails after he tallies up receipts wrong; for example, a 5,000 dollar check he thought read 500 dollars and being the holy man he is, returns the 4,500 dollars to the customer who bought tickets for his entire school for their senior trip.

23- "The Damn Good Second Season."- Russell orders an additional 22 episodes for season two after the strong second episode. (It made up for the opener which was horrid.)

24- "The New Beginning."- George sees himself successful for the first time in his life.

Season Fourteen starring Jerry Seinfeld
and Harry Anderson.

co-starring Julia Louis-Dreyfuss, Jason Alexander, Michael Richards as Kramer and Bob Balaban as Russell Dalrympile.

1- "The Mad Second Season Introduction."- The Mad Hatter suddenly becomes Jerry's best friend when he discovers that the Hatter has talent and gives him a go after much persistance, to act a role on the show. The ratings skyrocket.

Pat

[TV DVD Fan]

2- "The Over and Out."- Kramer's new method of communicating makes sense to the trio.

3- "The Pickup Line."- Jerry tries out the "9 most stupid pickup lines" on various women, as he runs out of ideas of his own. The 9 individual most stupid pickup lines was a book written by Kramer. They work.

4- "The Schonfeld."- George and Big Stein clash on an idea for a Jerry bobblehead.

5- "The Hatter's Story."- The Hatter meets a girl and gets the highest salary of the cast, even Jerry. A rivalry ensues.

6- "The Ice Cream Sundae."- Ice cream lovers Hatter and Seinfeld meet in an alley to rumble with an all out ice cream eating contest.

7- "The Sphinx."- Kramer destroys an ancient work of art that George previously purchased from a drunk for 5 dollars, worth (known to george) 60 million dollars.

8- "The Pencil Point."- Elaine sits on a pencil point and lets out a weird scream.

9- "The Jam-up."- Minutes before his supposed meeting with a big executive, Jerry gets into a car wreck.

Pat

[Mr.Burns]

10- "The Wrong Hat"- Jerry's buys the wrong hat at a store and cant find the recipt to return it and George loses his wallet
11- "The News Anchor"- Kramer gets in a fight with a smart aleck news anchor(played by Chevy Chase)
12- "The Winter of George"- George tries to make the best of a cold winter by going on vaction to Hawaii with Kramer, Jerry, and Elaine
13. "The Flight" - The gang is on the plane ride to Hawaii but finds out Newman is on the same flight
14 "The Surfers "- The gang arrives in Hawaii and they all enter a surfing contest except for Newman who wants to watch Jerry lose insted.

[Mr.Burns]

15-"The Limbo contest"- The gang enters a limbo contest and Elaine gets a sunburn on her face which everyone notices
16- "The Rush"- The gang rushes to catch their plane back to New York and Newman is on the return flight
17- "The Big Shoes"- Jerry's gets new shoes but their to big (guest Bill Murray)
18- "The game"- The gang goes to a football game but face heavy traffic and many other problems
19-"The Blizzard"- A giant blizzard hits New York and the gang is snowed in Jerry's apartment and George goes crazy from being snowed in
20- "The Weatherman"- An annoying weatherman (Norm Macdonald) becomes good friends with George but everyone else hates him
21- "The Stapler"- The Hatter loses his stapler and accuses George of taking it

[Mr.Burns]

22-"The Zit"- Elaine has a zit everyone notices
23- "The Boxer"- Kramer becomes a famous prize fighter and Jerry is his coach and Michael Buffer guest stars as himself
24- "The Dreams"- The gang has several interesting dreams (like Kramer dreaming he's the president of the US! and Jerry dreaming he's a 1920's ganster)
end of season 14

[Mr.Burns]

Season 15
1- "The Drink"- Kramer invents a new alcoholic drink which is named after him and the Weatherman(Norm Macdonald) returns
2- "The Ball"- Jerry finds a priceless baseball someone lost and brags about it to the gang
3- "The Jump" George becomes the talk of the town when he jumps over a rolling garabage can to avoid injury
4- "The Beauty"- George falls in love with a woman who dosen't know he exists (guest David Spade)

[TV DVD Fan]

I like your ideas but some are incomplete like THE BLIZZARD.

I'll continue from your last episode starting with 15.5, but first the credits. An important new role is added.

Jerry Seinfeld
in
SEINFELD SEASON FIFTEEN
Julia Louis-Dreyfuss
Michael Richards
Jason Alexander
Richard Kline as Elaine's new boss and now included in the escapades of the gang
Estelle Harris
Liz Sheridan
Barney Martin
and Jerry Stiller as Frank Costanza.

5- "Frank Writes A Script."- Frank proves a successful writer and George, Jerry and Russell hear him out for a script. The ideas don't exactly mesh perfectly.

6- "The Spell."- Elaine seems to have come under a winter spell combining spiritual and physical forces.

7- "The Hot Dog."- George hids up an unhideable ketchup stain on his shirt.

8- "The Checkbook."- Elaine goes over Jerry's receipts, out of boredom, and discovers he has cheated the government out of more than 6 million dollars.

9- "The Chum."- Elaine's new boss becomes chummy with her and Jerry.

10- "The Swim Meet."- Kramer takes a swim meet class and meets the new guy on the block.

11- "The Mummification Process."- Jerry ruins a mummy.

12- "The Kiss."- A kiss might've proven deadly when Jerry eats a peanut butter sandwich and proceeds to exchange salivary glands with a sexy woman who's allergic. The girl turns out only to have fainted.

13- "The Testing 1,2,3."- George plays around with expensive machinery, and brakes over a million dollars of it.

more soon...

Mr.Burns, feel free to jump in whenever, but I suggest editing those incomplete episodes (The Wrong Hat, The Limbo Contest, The Blizzard and I think that The Face Story was already done on a Seinfeld episode). But, keep up the good work, any one else is welcome to join in too whenever, but if you can please drop me a quick PM when you are planning on updating, so I can kind of supervize. I've already come up with many Seinfeld episodes, so you'd best read the whole list before you do a duplicate (not that that was the case with you or not that there would be anything wrong with that in the first place). Please stick to the main topics now, no matter what you do, but a tangent is good every once in a while too-

The "Jerry" Show
The New Boss
The Mad Hatter
and I think I'll start a thing on Jerry's divorce soon too. I would also appreciate it greatly if anyone posts more episodes to let me jump in every other post, because I really enjoy doing this, it makes the creative juices of my mind just flow out and I'm an avid writer, AS YOU CAN PROBABLY SEE THROUGHOUT MY NUMEROUS FANFICS. I am extremely proud of especially this show's five seasons I've managed to imagine and create, and "Hartley to Hartley", an afterward to the "Bob Newhart" show. I suggest checking it out even if you're not a big Newhart fan like I, because that was really the main thread that I poured out my thoughts on and it's not that similar to TBNS or Newhart much at all, just with the same characters. Mary Tyler Moore fans also rejoice, for she too has a major role in the show (another idol). I've written 8 seasons worth of shows for HTH and am extremely proud.

So, that's me and my fanfics and general rules. Anyone else, please feel free to drop in at any time (w/ a PM first if manageable).

Thank you,
Seinfeld Season Ten thread "operator" (Yes, admins, I know I'm not the mod, notice I said "operator", or someone who runs something, and I for the most part am the most active runner of this thread),

Pat.

[Mr.Burns]

14-"The Abduction"- Kramer claims he was abducted by aliens and Geroge dissaperars( guests David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson)
15-"The Reality"- Kramer realizes his abduction was a bad dream and Geroge returns
16-"The Horse"- Kramer buys a crazy horse that gets loose and casues chaos
17-"The Elevator"- George refuses to ride a horse on the TV show and Elaine and her boss become trapped in a elevator and the anchor (Chevy Chase) helps them get out of the elevator.
18- "The Anchor Moves In"- The Anchor (Chevy Chase) moves in Jerry's apartment and Kramer tries to get him evicted until he hears that he saved Elaine.(in the last ep) Kramer then becomes friends with the Anchor.
19- "The Bell"- Kramer gets a cowbell that annoyes everyone and Elaine runs out of gas on the highway
20- "The Spring of George"- George says he will have the best spring ever after declaring he will win the New York loto's high winning total but fails to do so and Jerry buys a new shirt eyeryone likes.