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crystals · 08-05-2005, 06:21 PM

A Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde.
He immediately turns to her and makes his move.
"You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker
if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's
talk."

The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to
the guy,"What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me
ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff --grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"

The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest
idea."

"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to
discuss nuclear power when you don't know crap?"

Courtnee · 08-05-2005, 06:40 PM

LMAO!

Cactus Jack · 08-05-2005, 06:43 PM

Kristen J. · 08-05-2005, 06:58 PM

Ummm....I don't get it.

Well, I am a blonde, so I guess that explains it!

Kristen J. · 08-05-2005, 07:01 PM

Ohhh, I think I get it now!! Sorry, I had to think about that for awhile

rusyd · 08-05-2005, 07:02 PM

IMakeBurgers · 08-05-2005, 07:06 PM

LMAO! Thats great

barwars · 08-05-2005, 08:27 PM

I got it. Wasn't very funny.

Ohio8 · 08-06-2005, 05:36 PM

Here's one:

What's the definition of eternity? Four blondes at a 4-way intersection.

rusyd · 08-06-2005, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ohio8

Here's one:

What's the definition of eternity? Four blondes at a 4-way intersection.

Now that's funny!

08-05-2005, 06:21 PM	#1
crystals Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 02, 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 1,829	dumb blonde joke (got this in an email) A Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk." The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the guy,"What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff --grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?" The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea." "So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know crap?"
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08-05-2005, 06:40 PM	#2
Courtnee MAN VS SAMMICH. Forum Star Join Date: Mar 23, 2005 Location: Louisiana Posts: 16,413	LMAO!
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08-05-2005, 06:43 PM	#3
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08-05-2005, 06:58 PM	#4
Kristen J. Member Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 01, 2004 Posts: 717	Ummm....I don't get it. Well, I am a blonde, so I guess that explains it!

08-05-2005, 07:01 PM	#5
Kristen J. Member Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 01, 2004 Posts: 717	Ohhh, I think I get it now!! Sorry, I had to think about that for awhile

08-05-2005, 07:02 PM	#6
rusyd Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Mar 30, 2004 Posts: 13,505

08-05-2005, 07:06 PM	#7
IMakeBurgers Borderline Amazing Senior Member Join Date: Oct 11, 2001 Location: Fayetteville, NC Posts: 1,595	LMAO! Thats great

08-05-2005, 08:27 PM	#8
barwars .. Forum Star Join Date: May 04, 2002 Posts: 13,273	I got it. Wasn't very funny.

08-06-2005, 05:36 PM	#9
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,966	Here's one: What's the definition of eternity? Four blondes at a 4-way intersection.