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Ohio8 · 07-31-2005, 07:58 PM

Here are some I like.

MOVIES: From the end of Jurassic Park: Alan (to Hammond): "Hammond......after careful consideration.....I've decided not to endorse your park." Hammond: "So have I."

From Apocalypse Now: Col. Walter E. Kurtz, USA: "Are you an assassin?"
Lt. Col. Bill Kilgore: "I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

MUSIC: Talking Heads: "A lot of ghosts. In a lot of houses." Kansas:
"Same old song, just a drop of water in an endless sea.
All we do crumbles to the ground though we refuse to see.

"Dust in the wind. All we are is dust in the wind.

"Don't hang on, nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky.
It slips away...."

GENERAL: General Norman Schwatzkopf (1993): "I represent 540,000 American men and women, not some private company, They were willing to die in Kuwait. Why should I profit from their sacrifice? You don't sell yourself to everybody."

barwars · 07-31-2005, 08:00 PM

Niles on the sitcom Frasier: Her lips were saying "no", but her eyes were saying "read my lips"

The Modfather · 07-31-2005, 08:01 PM

"Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa!"
Allen Ginsberg

Also, the quote in my siggy is a personal favourite.

Rene · 07-31-2005, 08:08 PM

anchorman
Ron Burgundy: Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy. What's your name?
Brian Fantana: Brian Fantana.
Champ Kind: Champ Kind.
Brick Tamland: Brian Fantana.
Brian Fantana: No, you're Brick.
Brick Tamland: Brian.
Brian Fantana: I'm Brian.
Brick Tamland: Veronica.

Warm & Fuzzy · 07-31-2005, 08:14 PM

Note signature.

swedeace · 07-31-2005, 08:27 PM

"To make a friend, you must be a friend."

As far as comedy shows, I have LOTS, but they would take up way too much room to post. Hmmm... I'll have to weed through selections of funny ones.

vienna waits · 07-31-2005, 08:31 PM

"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act, but a habit." -Aristotle

Penny Lane · 07-31-2005, 08:34 PM

My Siggie!

swedeace · 07-31-2005, 08:38 PM

"Patience is a virtue."

Courtnee · 07-31-2005, 08:52 PM

Froem "king of the Hill":
Dale: I new I would always die with you,honey. Peggy,go die over threre.

Futurama:
Jamican dude whose name escapes me right now: I'm gonna jump!
Bender: DO A FLIP!!!!

swedeace · 07-31-2005, 09:04 PM

This one's from Three's Company, and it's about beer.

Ep. #28 "Days of Beer and Weeds"
Mrs. Roper: [about to drink Mr. Roper's homemade beer he's made] Okay, Stanley, let's see what's going to put Budweiser out of business.

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Ep. #94 "Teacher's Pet"
Larry: [to Jack after enrolling in Jack's cooking class] How do you take notes in cooking class? With wax paper? [chuckles]

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Ep. #109. "Boy Meets Dummy"
Terri: [to Furley while it's his turn to practice CPR on the dummy] Are you looking at her chest?
Mr. Furley: [nervously] Nooo.....
Terri: Well, you ought to. That's how you can tell if she's breathing or not.

---

Ep. #98 "Dying To Meet You"
Jack: What am I? Jack in the box! [to Larry right before Max comes while pretending he's dead]

The Modfather · 07-31-2005, 09:11 PM

"Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends"
Tom Waits

I could write a whole essay on this one sentence.

RustyShackleford · 07-31-2005, 09:14 PM

"Failing (stands for) Finding An Important Lesson Inviting Needed Growth" - Gary Busey

"Fear is the dark room where the devil developes the negatives, so don't go in there" - Gary Busey

"It's good for everyone to understand that they are to love their enemies, simply because your enemies show you things about yourself you need to change. So in actuality enemies are friends in reverse."- Gary Busey

IMakeBurgers · 07-31-2005, 09:16 PM

....Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "Holy *****...What a Ride!

I love that quote..

Titania · 07-31-2005, 10:10 PM

"As we grow up, we learn that the one person who isn't supposed to let you down, probably will, and the one person that you never thought would be there for you, is. You're going to have fights with your friends, you're going to lose some of your friends, you may even fall in love with one of your friends. You will eventually lose someone you love - and love someone you never thought you'd find. People are going to hate you, love you, love to hate you, and hate to love you, but the ones you mean the most to will always be there. Life is too short. So have way too much fun - make way too many mistakes - take way too many pictures - have way too many friends and enemies - laugh way too much for way too long - cry over the smallest of things. But most importantly... love with all you have." -Unknown

"The thing about life is that you must survive. Life is going to be difficult and dreadful things will happen. What you do is move along, get on with it, and be tough. Not in the sense of being mean to others, but tough with yourself and making a deadly effort not to be defeated." ~Katharine Hepburn

"The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars" -Jack Kerouac

07-31-2005, 08:08 PM	#4
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Titania a part of that Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 04, 2000 Posts: 3,694	"As we grow up, we learn that the one person who isn't supposed to let you down, probably will, and the one person that you never thought would be there for you, is. You're going to have fights with your friends, you're going to lose some of your friends, you may even fall in love with one of your friends. You will eventually lose someone you love - and love someone you never thought you'd find. People are going to hate you, love you, love to hate you, and hate to love you, but the ones you mean the most to will always be there. Life is too short. So have way too much fun - make way too many mistakes - take way too many pictures - have way too many friends and enemies - laugh way too much for way too long - cry over the smallest of things. But most importantly... love with all you have." -Unknown "The thing about life is that you must survive. Life is going to be difficult and dreadful things will happen. What you do is move along, get on with it, and be tough. Not in the sense of being mean to others, but tough with yourself and making a deadly effort not to be defeated." ~Katharine Hepburn "The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars" -Jack Kerouac
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07-31-2005, 07:58 PM	#1
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,966	Got any good quotes to share? Here are some I like. MOVIES: From the end of Jurassic Park: Alan (to Hammond): "Hammond......after careful consideration.....I've decided not to endorse your park." Hammond: "So have I." From Apocalypse Now: Col. Walter E. Kurtz, USA: "Are you an assassin?" Lt. Col. Bill Kilgore: "I love the smell of napalm in the morning." MUSIC: Talking Heads: "A lot of ghosts. In a lot of houses." Kansas: "Same old song, just a drop of water in an endless sea. All we do crumbles to the ground though we refuse to see. "Dust in the wind. All we are is dust in the wind. "Don't hang on, nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky. It slips away...." GENERAL: General Norman Schwatzkopf (1993): "I represent 540,000 American men and women, not some private company, They were willing to die in Kuwait. Why should I profit from their sacrifice? You don't sell yourself to everybody."

07-31-2005, 08:00 PM	#2
barwars .. Forum Star Join Date: May 04, 2002 Posts: 13,273	Niles on the sitcom Frasier: Her lips were saying "no", but her eyes were saying "read my lips"

07-31-2005, 08:01 PM	#3
The Modfather It Sure Does Moderator Forum Celebrity Join Date: Jul 12, 2003 Location: canada Posts: 21,149	"Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa!" Allen Ginsberg Also, the quote in my siggy is a personal favourite.

07-31-2005, 08:27 PM	#6
swedeace Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 22, 2003 Posts: 9,009	"To make a friend, you must be a friend." As far as comedy shows, I have LOTS, but they would take up way too much room to post. Hmmm... I'll have to weed through selections of funny ones.

07-31-2005, 08:38 PM	#9
swedeace Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 22, 2003 Posts: 9,009	"Patience is a virtue."

07-31-2005, 08:52 PM	#10
Courtnee MAN VS SAMMICH. Forum Star Join Date: Mar 23, 2005 Location: Louisiana Posts: 16,413	Froem "king of the Hill": Dale: I new I would always die with you,honey. Peggy,go die over threre. Futurama: Jamican dude whose name escapes me right now: I'm gonna jump! Bender: DO A FLIP!!!!
	__________________ Whether I'm the rose of sheer perfection A freckle on the nose of life's complexion The Cinderella or the shine apple of its eye I gotta fly once, I gotta try once, Only can die once, right, sir? Ooh, life is juicy, juicy and you see, I gotta have my bite, sir. Get ready for me love, 'cause I'm a "comer" I simply gotta march, my heart's a drummer Don't bring around the cloud to rain on my parade

07-31-2005, 09:04 PM	#11
swedeace Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 22, 2003 Posts: 9,009	This one's from Three's Company, and it's about beer. Ep. #28 "Days of Beer and Weeds" Mrs. Roper: [about to drink Mr. Roper's homemade beer he's made] Okay, Stanley, let's see what's going to put Budweiser out of business. --- Ep. #94 "Teacher's Pet" Larry: [to Jack after enrolling in Jack's cooking class] How do you take notes in cooking class? With wax paper? [chuckles] --- Ep. #109. "Boy Meets Dummy" Terri: [to Furley while it's his turn to practice CPR on the dummy] Are you looking at her chest? Mr. Furley: [nervously] Nooo..... Terri: Well, you ought to. That's how you can tell if she's breathing or not. --- Ep. #98 "Dying To Meet You" Jack: What am I? Jack in the box! [to Larry right before Max comes while pretending he's dead]

07-31-2005, 09:11 PM	#12
The Modfather It Sure Does Moderator Forum Celebrity Join Date: Jul 12, 2003 Location: canada Posts: 21,149	"Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends" Tom Waits I could write a whole essay on this one sentence.

07-31-2005, 09:14 PM	#13
RustyShackleford Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 13, 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 369	"Failing (stands for) Finding An Important Lesson Inviting Needed Growth" - Gary Busey "Fear is the dark room where the devil developes the negatives, so don't go in there" - Gary Busey "It's good for everyone to understand that they are to love their enemies, simply because your enemies show you things about yourself you need to change. So in actuality enemies are friends in reverse."- Gary Busey

07-31-2005, 09:16 PM	#14
IMakeBurgers Borderline Amazing Senior Member Join Date: Oct 11, 2001 Location: Fayetteville, NC Posts: 1,595	....Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "Holy *****...What a Ride! I love that quote..