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peter may · 07-30-2005, 09:01 AM

http://www.msxnet.org/humour/terror_alert

TJL · 07-30-2005, 09:19 AM

Superstar · 07-30-2005, 09:39 AM

If you lose a contact lens during a chemical attack, do not stop to look for it.

barwars · 07-30-2005, 09:42 AM

Those are all very good, but my favorite was....

"If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that ****. "

Courtnee · 07-30-2005, 09:47 AM

Number 9 Dream · 07-30-2005, 11:33 AM

Brent88 · 07-30-2005, 12:12 PM

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 07-30-2005, 01:05 PM

If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that ****.

If you hear the Backstreet Boys, Michael Bolton or Yanni on the radio, cower in the corner or run like hell.

Stormtracker TF · 07-30-2005, 03:22 PM

If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.

If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about a cool design for a new tattoo.

Hurricanes, animal corpses and your potential new tattoo have a lot in common. Think about it.

LOL Those made me laugh really hard...For some reason the picture with the dead fish is just hilarious on it's own. The guys standing their with his hand on his chin staring in confusion.

MsOrange · 07-31-2005, 12:53 AM

If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting.

that made me chuckle

dawsongirl · 07-31-2005, 03:54 AM

OMG...I'm am literally in pain from laughing.

Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run the hell away.

---advice I already knew.

Southern Hellraiser · 07-31-2005, 06:08 AM

Always remember to carry food with you during a terrorist attack. At least you'll be able to enjoy a nice coke and apple before you die.

Cactus Jack · 07-31-2005, 08:15 AM

ABlairican Pie · 07-31-2005, 12:15 PM

It's nice to know the government expects neat little pictograms to clarify everything in case of an attack!

I'm still scratching my head as to what these instructions originally mean!

ABlairican Pie · 07-31-2005, 12:17 PM

Time to offer YOUR suggestions as to what these really mean!

In the event of a terrorist attack, if you have eaten a One Pound Bean and Beef Burrito at Taco Bell with extra Fire Sauce, do NOT run to the nearest restroom even though your loins are purging flames.

07-30-2005, 09:01 AM	#1
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07-31-2005, 12:17 PM	#15
ABlairican Pie Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 12, 2001 Location: Living where cats reign more Supreme than a pizza. Posts: 31,619	Time to offer YOUR suggestions as to what these really mean! In the event of a terrorist attack, if you have eaten a One Pound Bean and Beef Burrito at Taco Bell with extra Fire Sauce, do NOT run to the nearest restroom even though your loins are purging flames.