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Sammy Reed · 07-27-2005, 01:00 AM

There have been a few made-up "dummy" jokes that have entered my mind, so I thought I'd make this thread for people to make their own "dummy" joke!
Here's one I'll put in right now:

FRED: You know Lamont, I'm gonna write a movie tellin' the world about how lousy you've treated me and all the stuff I've had to put up with from you.
LAMONT: A movie, huh? Well, what's it gonna be called?
FRED:"Dummy Dearest".
(You may or may not get this next line)
LAMONT: Yeah? Who you gonna get to play the "older me", Cal?

This should at least serve as a reminder that it doesn't have to be a great dummy joke, just put one in and let us read it!

Sammy Reed · 07-29-2005, 12:12 AM

LAMONT: Look what I got at the Goodwill, pop - "How to Pick Up Girls". It won't take me long to find somebody now.
FRED: And I'm sure it won't take too long for a girl to find you. All they have to do is read "How to Pick Up Dummies".

Sammy Reed · 09-27-2006, 11:10 PM

Of course, we all know about that 5-episode variety show with Japan's #1 music group:
"Pink Dummy and Fred"

howilu · 09-29-2006, 05:05 PM

LAMONT: Someday I would like to own my own business.
FRED: If you owned your own business you could call it "Dummy Incorporated."

Sammy Reed · 02-04-2007, 05:32 PM

LAMONT: I'm gonna go out on the truck.
FRED: OK, but don't forget to put the "Dummy on Board" sticker on the window.

Sammy Reed · 10-05-2008, 01:33 AM

FRED: If there's a woman anywhere that's attracted to you, they got a word for that.
LAMONT: Yeah? What is it?
FRED: "Dummyphilia".

howilu · 10-17-2008, 11:00 AM

Here's one set in the future:

Lamont: Hey Pop, how about watching "Rescue 911?"
Fred: No thanks, son. There's a better show coming up that's perfect for you. "Dummy 911."

CWDogg · 10-17-2008, 11:29 AM

LaMont: Pop why wont you use this computer i got to do the inventory

Fred: I ain't never used one and besides I hate Windows

LaMont: Theres a new version out now pop, I learned it in five minutes

Fred: It must be called "Windows Dummy"

CWDogg · 10-17-2008, 11:44 AM

Fred: What the hell is that in you hands Lamont

LaMont: It's a video camera pop. Me and Rollo are going down to the beach and we gonna film chicks in them skimpy outfits

Fred: Why??

LaMOnt: We gonna make copies Pop and sell it all over California. We gonna be rich, all we need is a nmae.

Fred: Waht about "Girls Gone Dummies"

GARFIELDKOOL · 10-17-2008, 11:19 PM

Lamont: "Hey pop, wanna go to the movies with me and Rollo to see a horror flick?"

Fred: "I can see a horror flick by watching you two....Mummy and Dummy!"

catlover79 · 11-10-2008, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy Reed

Of course, we all know about that 5-episode variety show with Japan's #1 music group:
"Pink Dummy and Fred"

I'd love to see that show, actually. Couldn't be any worse than the real thing.

Fred: I see your old friend Oh-lio is on a new TV show - Dummy Miller!!

MickeyMac · 11-10-2008, 08:11 PM

It was in the early 70's so Fred was talking to his buddies about the concert Lamont and Rollo went to.

They went to see Sly & The Family Dummies.

Sammy Reed · 03-29-2010, 01:03 PM

FRED: I can't wait to see you in your new James Bond movie.
LAMONT: Yeah? What is that?
FRED: "Octodummy".

Big Fred Fan · 04-10-2010, 05:30 PM

Lamont: Rollo and I are gonna be in a movie!
Fred: I got the perfect name for it: "Dumb & Dummy!"

Sammy Reed · 11-22-2010, 06:07 PM

"It's like that cat said in the movie: Dummy is as dummy does, sir."

02-04-2007, 05:32 PM	#5
Sammy Reed Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 19, 2003 Posts: 403	LAMONT: I'm gonna go out on the truck. FRED: OK, but don't forget to put the "Dummy on Board" sticker on the window.
	Last edited by Sammy Reed; 10-05-2008 at 01:31 AM.

07-27-2005, 01:00 AM	#1
Sammy Reed Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 19, 2003 Posts: 403	Make your own "dummy" joke There have been a few made-up "dummy" jokes that have entered my mind, so I thought I'd make this thread for people to make their own "dummy" joke! Here's one I'll put in right now: FRED: You know Lamont, I'm gonna write a movie tellin' the world about how lousy you've treated me and all the stuff I've had to put up with from you. LAMONT: A movie, huh? Well, what's it gonna be called? FRED:"Dummy Dearest". (You may or may not get this next line) LAMONT: Yeah? Who you gonna get to play the "older me", Cal? This should at least serve as a reminder that it doesn't have to be a great dummy joke, just put one in and let us read it!

07-29-2005, 12:12 AM	#2
Sammy Reed Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 19, 2003 Posts: 403	LAMONT: Look what I got at the Goodwill, pop - "How to Pick Up Girls". It won't take me long to find somebody now. FRED: And I'm sure it won't take too long for a girl to find you. All they have to do is read "How to Pick Up Dummies".

09-27-2006, 11:10 PM	#3
Sammy Reed Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 19, 2003 Posts: 403	Of course, we all know about that 5-episode variety show with Japan's #1 music group: "Pink Dummy and Fred"

09-29-2006, 05:05 PM	#4
howilu Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 20, 2003 Location: St. Louis Park, MN Posts: 1,964	LAMONT: Someday I would like to own my own business. FRED: If you owned your own business you could call it "Dummy Incorporated."

10-05-2008, 01:33 AM	#6
Sammy Reed Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 19, 2003 Posts: 403	FRED: If there's a woman anywhere that's attracted to you, they got a word for that. LAMONT: Yeah? What is it? FRED: "Dummyphilia".

10-17-2008, 11:00 AM	#7
howilu Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 20, 2003 Location: St. Louis Park, MN Posts: 1,964	Here's one set in the future: Lamont: Hey Pop, how about watching "Rescue 911?" Fred: No thanks, son. There's a better show coming up that's perfect for you. "Dummy 911."

10-17-2008, 11:29 AM	#8
CWDogg Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 04, 2005 Posts: 280	LaMont: Pop why wont you use this computer i got to do the inventory Fred: I ain't never used one and besides I hate Windows LaMont: Theres a new version out now pop, I learned it in five minutes Fred: It must be called "Windows Dummy"

10-17-2008, 11:44 AM	#9
CWDogg Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 04, 2005 Posts: 280	Fred: What the hell is that in you hands Lamont LaMont: It's a video camera pop. Me and Rollo are going down to the beach and we gonna film chicks in them skimpy outfits Fred: Why?? LaMOnt: We gonna make copies Pop and sell it all over California. We gonna be rich, all we need is a nmae. Fred: Waht about "Girls Gone Dummies"

10-17-2008, 11:19 PM	#10
GARFIELDKOOL Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Sep 02, 2004 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 7,204	Lamont: "Hey pop, wanna go to the movies with me and Rollo to see a horror flick?" Fred: "I can see a horror flick by watching you two....Mummy and Dummy!"

11-10-2008, 08:11 PM	#12
MickeyMac Member Forum Star Join Date: Jun 18, 2008 Location: Kalamazoo, Michigan Posts: 19,008	It was in the early 70's so Fred was talking to his buddies about the concert Lamont and Rollo went to. They went to see Sly & The Family Dummies.

03-29-2010, 01:03 PM	#13
Sammy Reed Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 19, 2003 Posts: 403	FRED: I can't wait to see you in your new James Bond movie. LAMONT: Yeah? What is that? FRED: "Octodummy".

04-10-2010, 05:30 PM	#14
Big Fred Fan Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Aug 28, 2008 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 179	Lamont: Rollo and I are gonna be in a movie! Fred: I got the perfect name for it: "Dumb & Dummy!"

11-22-2010, 06:07 PM	#15
Sammy Reed Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 19, 2003 Posts: 403	"It's like that cat said in the movie: Dummy is as dummy does, sir."