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Why don't we write are own little story.
Hears how it works I will start out with 3 lines .Then every one else the next line one at a time Bill woke up. Walk over to the window Pulled back the drapes and wonder if he should |
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MAN VS SAMMICH.
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..go to the store and buy some cheese. Just then Bill's girlfriend walks in....
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A freckle on the nose of life's complexion The Cinderella or the shine apple of its eye I gotta fly once, I gotta try once, Only can die once, right, sir? Ooh, life is juicy, juicy and you see, I gotta have my bite, sir. Get ready for me love, 'cause I'm a "comer" I simply gotta march, my heart's a drummer Don't bring around the cloud to rain on my parade |
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...with another man. Bill screams, "What the..."
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MAN VS SAMMICH.
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down his pants.
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Bill woke up.
Walk over to the window Pulled back the drapes and wonder if he should go to the store and buy some cheese. Just then Bill's girlfriend walks in....with another man. Bill screams, "What the..." and drops the cheese......down his pants. It felt so good that he..... |
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Bill woke up.
Walk over to the window Pulled back the drapes and wonder if he should go to the store and buy some cheese. Just then Bill's girlfriend walks in....with another man. Bill screams, "What the..." and drops the cheese......down his pants. It felt so good that he got more cheese |
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Bill woke up.
Walk over to the window Pulled back the drapes and wonder if he should go to the store and buy some cheese. Just then Bill's girlfriend walks in....with another man. Bill screams, "What the..." and drops the cheese......down his pants. It felt so good that he got more cheese. But it wasnt the regular ole' cheddar cheese. |
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MAN VS SAMMICH.
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Bill woke up.
Walk over to the window Pulled back the drapes and wonder if he should go to the store and buy some cheese. Just then Bill's girlfriend walks in....with another man. Bill screams, "What the..." and drops the cheese......down his pants. It felt so good that he got more cheese. But it wasnt the regular ole' cheddar cheese.This cheese was *~*~*magic cheese~*~*~* |
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Bill woke up.
Walk over to the window Pulled back the drapes and wonder if he should go to the store and buy some cheese. Just then Bill's girlfriend walks in....with another man. Bill screams, "What the..." and drops the cheese......down his pants. It felt so good that he got more cheese. But it wasnt the regular ole' cheddar cheese.This cheese was *~*~*magic cheese~*~*~*Suddenly, in front of the woman he loved and a perfect stranger, Bill changed, magically transformed!!!! |
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Bill woke up.
Walk over to the window Pulled back the drapes and wonder if he should go to the store and buy some cheese. Just then Bill's girlfriend walks in....with another man. Bill screams, "What the..." and drops the cheese......down his pants. It felt so good that he got more cheese. But it wasnt the regular ole' cheddar cheese.This cheese was *~*~*magic cheese~*~*~*Suddenly, in front of the woman he loved and a perfect stranger, Bill changed, magically transformed!!!! Into, a woman, and she said: OMG...my dream has come true, thank you magic cheese...his ( or should that be her? ) soon-to-be ex GF looked at him ( her? ) and said.... |
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Bill woke up.
Walk over to the window Pulled back the drapes and wonder if he should go to the store and buy some cheese. Just then Bill's girlfriend walks in....with another man. Bill screams, "What the..." and drops the cheese......down his pants. It felt so good that he got more cheese. But it wasnt the regular ole' cheddar cheese.This cheese was *~*~*magic cheese~*~*~*Suddenly, in front of the woman he loved and a perfect stranger, Bill changed, magically transformed!!!! Into, a woman, and she said: OMG...my dream has come true, thank you magic cheese...his ( or should that be her? ) soon-to-be ex GF looked at him ( her? ) and said "Your an ugly woman". |
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To which She replied. "Look in a mirror lately honey?" his soon-to-be-ex girlfriend Joy, slapped her across the face and kicked her in the crotch, causing the cheddar cheese to fly out of her pants. Bill who had to change his name to Jill, got really mad and screamed "Get out of my house you slut!" and locked herself in the bedroom.
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Bill woke up.
Walk over to the window Pulled back the drapes and wonder if he should go to the store and buy some cheese. Just then Bill's girlfriend walks in....with another man. Bill screams, "What the..." and drops the cheese......down his pants. It felt so good that he got more cheese. But it wasnt the regular ole' cheddar cheese.This cheese was *~*~*magic cheese~*~*~*Suddenly, in front of the woman he loved and a perfect stranger, Bill changed, magically transformed!!!! Into, a woman, and she said: OMG...my dream has come true, thank you magic cheese...his ( or should that be her? ) soon-to-be ex GF looked at him ( her? ) and said "Youre an ugly woman". To which She replied. "Look in a mirror lately honey?" his soon-to-be-ex girlfriend Joy, slapped her across the face and kicked her in the crotch, causing the cheddar cheese to fly out of her pants. Bill who had to change his name to Jill, got really mad and screamed "Get out of my house you slut!" and locked herself in the bedroom. Unfortunately for Joy, her NEW love, Barry, had suddenly, and totally fallen for Bi....Jill...he went to the bedroom door , and knocked softly....
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