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Old 07-23-2005, 03:02 AM   #1
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..go to the store and buy some cheese. Just then Bill's girlfriend walks in....
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...with another man. Bill screams, "What the..."
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Bill woke up.
Walk over to the window
Pulled back the drapes and wonder if he should go to the store and buy some cheese. Just then Bill's girlfriend walks in....with another man. Bill screams, "What the..."
and drops the cheese......down his pants. It felt so good that he.....
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Bill woke up.
Walk over to the window
Pulled back the drapes and wonder if he should go to the store and buy some cheese. Just then Bill's girlfriend walks in....with another man. Bill screams, "What the..."
and drops the cheese......down his pants. It felt so good that he got more cheese
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Walk over to the window
Pulled back the drapes and wonder if he should go to the store and buy some cheese. Just then Bill's girlfriend walks in....with another man. Bill screams, "What the..."
and drops the cheese......down his pants. It felt so good that he got more cheese. But it wasnt the regular ole' cheddar cheese.
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Bill woke up.
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Pulled back the drapes and wonder if he should go to the store and buy some cheese. Just then Bill's girlfriend walks in....with another man. Bill screams, "What the..."
and drops the cheese......down his pants. It felt so good that he got more cheese. But it wasnt the regular ole' cheddar cheese.This cheese was *~*~*magic cheese~*~*~*
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Bill woke up.
Walk over to the window
Pulled back the drapes and wonder if he should go to the store and buy some cheese. Just then Bill's girlfriend walks in....with another man. Bill screams, "What the..."
and drops the cheese......down his pants. It felt so good that he got more cheese. But it wasnt the regular ole' cheddar cheese.This cheese was *~*~*magic cheese~*~*~*Suddenly, in front of the woman he loved and a perfect stranger, Bill changed, magically transformed!!!!
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Bill woke up.
Walk over to the window
Pulled back the drapes and wonder if he should go to the store and buy some cheese. Just then Bill's girlfriend walks in....with another man. Bill screams, "What the..."
and drops the cheese......down his pants. It felt so good that he got more cheese. But it wasnt the regular ole' cheddar cheese.This cheese was *~*~*magic cheese~*~*~*Suddenly, in front of the woman he loved and a perfect stranger, Bill changed, magically transformed!!!!
a woman and she said
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Bill woke up.
Walk over to the window
Pulled back the drapes and wonder if he should go to the store and buy some cheese. Just then Bill's girlfriend walks in....with another man. Bill screams, "What the..."
and drops the cheese......down his pants. It felt so good that he got more cheese. But it wasnt the regular ole' cheddar cheese.This cheese was *~*~*magic cheese~*~*~*Suddenly, in front of the woman he loved and a perfect stranger, Bill changed, magically transformed!!!! Into, a woman, and she said: OMG...my dream has come true, thank you magic cheese...his ( or should that be her? ) soon-to-be ex GF looked at him ( her? ) and said....
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Bill woke up.
Walk over to the window
Pulled back the drapes and wonder if he should go to the store and buy some cheese. Just then Bill's girlfriend walks in....with another man. Bill screams, "What the..."
and drops the cheese......down his pants. It felt so good that he got more cheese. But it wasnt the regular ole' cheddar cheese.This cheese was *~*~*magic cheese~*~*~*Suddenly, in front of the woman he loved and a perfect stranger, Bill changed, magically transformed!!!! Into, a woman, and she said: OMG...my dream has come true, thank you magic cheese...his ( or should that be her? ) soon-to-be ex GF looked at him ( her? ) and said "Your an ugly woman".
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To which She replied. "Look in a mirror lately honey?" his soon-to-be-ex girlfriend Joy, slapped her across the face and kicked her in the crotch, causing the cheddar cheese to fly out of her pants. Bill who had to change his name to Jill, got really mad and screamed "Get out of my house you slut!" and locked herself in the bedroom.
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Bill woke up.
Walk over to the window
Pulled back the drapes and wonder if he should go to the store and buy some cheese. Just then Bill's girlfriend walks in....with another man. Bill screams, "What the..."
and drops the cheese......down his pants. It felt so good that he got more cheese. But it wasnt the regular ole' cheddar cheese.This cheese was *~*~*magic cheese~*~*~*Suddenly, in front of the woman he loved and a perfect stranger, Bill changed, magically transformed!!!! Into, a woman, and she said: OMG...my dream has come true, thank you magic cheese...his ( or should that be her? ) soon-to-be ex GF looked at him ( her? ) and said "Youre an ugly woman". To which She replied. "Look in a mirror lately honey?" his soon-to-be-ex girlfriend Joy, slapped her across the face and kicked her in the crotch, causing the cheddar cheese to fly out of her pants. Bill who had to change his name to Jill, got really mad and screamed "Get out of my house you slut!" and locked herself in the bedroom. Unfortunately for Joy, her NEW love, Barry, had suddenly, and totally fallen for Bi....Jill...he went to the bedroom door , and knocked softly....
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