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Miss Golden · 07-20-2005, 01:10 AM

My goodness I can't get over how each summer it seems like women's shorts keep getting shorter and shorter. I have also noticed a lot of older women are sporting short shorts which can be very unflattering.

Karen* · 07-20-2005, 03:12 AM

I wear shorts, but it's not hot enough around here to wear any.

AllIWantIsYourClutch · 07-20-2005, 09:49 AM

I wear shorts occasionally. Like not very often at all. I'm wearing them now actually...But when I wear shorts, I only wear like basketball shorts or little boy's shorts. So they're long. Definitely not short. Ick.

robyrob · 07-20-2005, 11:10 AM

my women dont wear short shorts, because it makes me have nightmares about those Nair commercials.

robyrob · 07-20-2005, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by GoldenFanatic

The Nair commercials? Is a giant bottle chasing you around?

nah - i was thinkin of the old one where the women are all singin: "...so if you dare wear short-shorts, Nair for short-shorts..."

Rhiannon · 07-20-2005, 11:31 AM

I have a couple pairs of very short shorts, but I wear them appropriately. I also wear capris and pants.

TheGreatPretender · 07-20-2005, 12:07 PM

My thighs are way to big to wear short shorts.

MaydayMalonesGirl · 07-20-2005, 12:15 PM

I have really long legs, so I can't really wear normal shorts without them looking short. I usually just wear jeans when I go out.

Dr. John Becker · 07-20-2005, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Rhiannon

I have a couple pairs of very short shorts, but I wear them appropriately. I also wear capris and pants.

I don't believe you wear them, I'll need to see proof.

Dr. John Becker · 07-20-2005, 12:22 PM

I didn't realize this was a poll just for women until after I voted. lol

For the record, guys wearing short shorts look like sissies.

Kristen J. · 07-20-2005, 12:24 PM

I mostly wear jeans or shorts that aren't short short, but if I'm going to the swimming pool or the beach then I'll wear short shorts.

Moonlight Lady · 07-20-2005, 12:57 PM

I wear shorts, but not short shorts.

swedeace · 07-20-2005, 01:15 PM

Voted for "I wear shorts but NEVER short shorts."

Even so, I rarely wear the shorts much for the last five years. I hate the way I look in shorts. I'd rather wear skirts, dresses, pants, or capris, anyway.

Rhiannon · 07-20-2005, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. John Becker

For the record, guys wearing short shorts look like sissies.

Tom Selleck

Miss Golden · 07-20-2005, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhiannon

Tom Selleck

Back in 1982 guys in short shorts was cool, just watch the NBA, all the Chevy Chase movies, and Magnum P.I. repeats. I dare say that somewhere down the line short shorts for men will make a comeback, it may be 5 to 20 years down the road, but I guarantee it will happen.

View Poll Results: Do you women wear short shorts???
I wear very short shorts	2	9.52%
I wear shorts, but NOT short shorts	16	76.19%
I never where shorts	3	14.29%
Voters: 21. You may not vote on this poll

07-20-2005, 01:10 AM	#1
Miss Golden Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 06, 2003 Posts: 1,231	Women in Short Shorts My goodness I can't get over how each summer it seems like women's shorts keep getting shorter and shorter. I have also noticed a lot of older women are sporting short shorts which can be very unflattering.

07-20-2005, 03:12 AM	#2
Karen* paradox. Forum Superstar Join Date: Jan 08, 2005 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 28,365	I wear shorts, but it's not hot enough around here to wear any.
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07-20-2005, 11:31 AM	#6
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07-20-2005, 09:49 AM	#3
AllIWantIsYourClutch peaceout. Forum Icon Join Date: Aug 02, 2001 Location: Illinois. Posts: 53,424	I wear shorts occasionally. Like not very often at all. I'm wearing them now actually...But when I wear shorts, I only wear like basketball shorts or little boy's shorts. So they're long. Definitely not short. Ick.

07-20-2005, 12:07 PM	#7
TheGreatPretender just because Forum Veteran Join Date: May 22, 2004 Location: Trying to think of a creative, witty location. Posts: 7,628	My thighs are way to big to wear short shorts.

07-20-2005, 12:15 PM	#8
MaydayMalonesGirl ACID! POLICEHHHH! Forum Star Join Date: Apr 24, 2003 Location: in a van down by the river. Posts: 18,393	I have really long legs, so I can't really wear normal shorts without them looking short. I usually just wear jeans when I go out.

07-20-2005, 12:22 PM	#10
Dr. John Becker A Great American Senior Member Join Date: Sep 12, 2003 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 2,645	I didn't realize this was a poll just for women until after I voted. lol For the record, guys wearing short shorts look like sissies.

07-20-2005, 12:24 PM	#11
Kristen J. Member Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 01, 2004 Posts: 717	I mostly wear jeans or shorts that aren't short short, but if I'm going to the swimming pool or the beach then I'll wear short shorts.

07-20-2005, 12:57 PM	#12
Moonlight Lady Member Forum Star Join Date: Aug 18, 2002 Posts: 16,052	I wear shorts, but not short shorts.
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07-20-2005, 01:15 PM	#13
swedeace Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 22, 2003 Posts: 9,009	Voted for "I wear shorts but NEVER short shorts." Even so, I rarely wear the shorts much for the last five years. I hate the way I look in shorts. I'd rather wear skirts, dresses, pants, or capris, anyway.