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07-17-2005, 02:24 PM
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Butter Pie
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Joke! Groan.........................
Two robins were sitting in a tree.
"I'm really hungry," said the first one. "Let's fly down and find some lunch." They flew down to the ground and found a nice plot of newly plowed ground that was full of worms. They ate and ate and ate till they could eat no more. "I'm so full, I don't think I can fly back up into the tree," said the first one. "Let's just lay back here and bask in the warm sun," said the second. "O K," said the first. So they plopped down, basking in the sun. No sooner than they had fallen asleep, when a big fat tomcat come up and gobbled them up. As the cat sat washing his face after his meal, he thought... "I JUST LOVE BASKIN ROBINS." 
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07-17-2005, 02:39 PM
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07-17-2005, 02:44 PM
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07-17-2005, 04:17 PM
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I found that joke before, and thought it was hilarious!! But when I told other people, they thought it was very silly. 
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07-17-2005, 04:22 PM
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lolll I get it
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07-17-2005, 04:23 PM
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I get it
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07-17-2005, 07:42 PM
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good one!
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07-18-2005, 12:50 AM
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Yeah, I've heard it too, but hey - any cat joke is great!!
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07-18-2005, 12:54 AM
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07-18-2005, 01:08 AM
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That is scary! BTW, cute joke. |
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