Tell some sitcoms or drama jokes

[GARFIELDKOOL]

Here are some:

Benson got tired of watching the governor's mansion, so he called up Nell Carter because he needed her to Give Him A Break!

Tony Danza and Scott Baio were fighting because one thought He Was the Boss, and the other thought He Was In Charge.

Henry Winkler and Jimmie Walker both got drunk together at a party. They both claimed they had Happy Days and Good Times.

Can anyone think of more? Maybe I will later.

[GARFIELDKOOL]

This one's for you, Irene! LOL

[Ireneparalegal]

Originally Posted by GARFIELDKOOL

This one's for you, Irene! LOL

Why Thank You....Hmmmmm...you are one smart cookie...gonna have to come up with some good ones...as soon as i do, i will post!!!!

[Ireneparalegal]

ALICE went to the club with her friends FLO, MAUDE and a few other FRIENDS. They met up with some cooky but very nice guy named FRASIER. FRASIER gave a toast to the ladies and they all said CHEERS. Later that evening, a dorky guy named JOEY walked in and sat at the bar with FLO. FLO was having alot of GOOD TIMES until he sat next to her. So FLO motioned to MAUDE she was going to check out the guy at the end of the bar. He introduced himself as Jerry, Jerry SEINFELD. SEINFELD told FLO he would like to take her on a LOVE BOAT cruise. FLO was game. FLO ran over to ALICE and MAUDE and began telling them abt being invited on a cruise. ALICE being ALICE told FLO, you better CHECK IT OUT, because you never know.

maybe somebody can add to this storyline...how about it????? try it

[GARFIELDKOOL]

Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

ALICE went to the club with her friends FLO, MAUDE and a few other FRIENDS. They met up with some cooky but very nice guy named FRASIER. FRASIER gave a toast to the ladies and they all said CHEERS. Later that evening, a dorky guy named JOEY walked in and sat at the bar with FLO. FLO was having alot of GOOD TIMES until he sat next to her. So FLO motioned to MAUDE she was going to check out the guy at the end of the bar. He introduced himself as Jerry, Jerry SEINFELD. SEINFELD told FLO he would like to take her on a LOVE BOAT cruise. FLO was game. FLO ran over to ALICE and MAUDE and began telling them abt being invited on a cruise. ALICE being ALICE told FLO, you better CHECK IT OUT, because you never know.

maybe somebody can add to this storyline...how about it????? try it

That's funny and creative. LOL

[Ireneparalegal]

Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

ALICE went to the club with her friends FLO, MAUDE and a few other FRIENDS. They met up with some cooky but very nice guy named FRASIER. FRASIER gave a toast to the ladies and they all said CHEERS. Later that evening, a dorky guy named JOEY walked in and sat at the bar with FLO. FLO was having alot of GOOD TIMES until he sat next to her. So FLO motioned to MAUDE she was going to check out the guy at the end of the bar. He introduced himself as Jerry, Jerry SEINFELD. SEINFELD told FLO he would like to take her on a LOVE BOAT cruise. FLO was game. FLO ran over to ALICE and MAUDE and began telling them abt being invited on a cruise. ALICE being ALICE told FLO, you better CHECK IT OUT, because you never know.

maybe somebody can add to this storyline...how about it????? try it

FLO then winked at MAUDE and her other FRIENDS and began chatting away with this SEINFELD guy. As FLO always believed, DIFFERENT STROKES for different folks. She wasn't gonna let ALICE get her down. She wanted to go on this cruise.

Meanwhile, FRASIER, began hitting on MAUDE. MAUDE said she was married, but her recently separated friend, ROSEANNE may be interested. FRASIER began a small conversation with ROSEANNE. However, it seemed ROSEANNE was more interested in MY LITTLE MARGIE. MY LITTLE MARGIE was the female bartender at the club. By the way, the name of the club is called DIFFERENT WORLD. DIFFERENT WORLD is owned by a couple named THE JEFFERSONS. It was a restaurant, previously owned by Bill COSBY. But George didn't like the idea of a restaurant, therefore, changing it to a club.

[Sal]

My story is a little different, as you might imagine. It goes something like this...


One day, JOEY went to FANTASY ISLAND to study THE FACTS OF LIFE and hopefully meet some DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES. But he got LOST on the way there and ended up on GILLIGAN'S ISLAND instead because he forgot to turn right at the 3RD ROCK FROM THE SUN. Once he was there, he saw NANNY AND THE PROFESSOR talking about SEX AND THE CITY and pretty soon, they were doing more than talk.

Joey was shocked and decided to intervene. "Hey FRASIER, stop it right now! THAT'S MY MAMA!"

The stranger got up and started to explain. "Hi, have we met? MY NAME IS EARL. Let me tell you HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER. I came here on a business trip looking for an APPRENTICE for my OFFICE, having left CHARLES IN CHARGE. But once I met Fran here, I knew I had found the right woman. I'm in 7TH HEAVEN and I couldn't be happier. So we began to celebrate the occasion, and soon we'll be MARRIED WITH CHILDREN."

Joey did not find the story very convincing. "Stop messing around in my FAMILY AFFAIR or you'll be GROUNDED FOR LIFE. I'll hit you so hard, you'll be HANGIN' WITH MR. COOPER on top of THE LOVE BOAT."

Earl was getting scared at the thought of this and let out a loud moan: "Ohhh, I think I'm getting GROWING PAINS. Maybe I better take this ONE DAY AT A TIME and not rush into things. With a little HOPE AND FAITH, it could still work out."

Earl then said goodbye to Joey and Fran and went off swimming towards civilization. But on his way home, he was bitten by a shark and was never seen again. Joey just shook his head and said sadly, "Poor man. Too bad he wasn't a better swimmer. He should have tried some DIFF'RENT STROKES!"