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PATRICKtheCELIAC · 07-15-2005, 04:31 AM

Now That I've Got Your Attention:

Greetings and salutations.

I hope you are all doing well.

Enough with the chit chat, let's get down to business. Right.

Roseanne is a classic. A gem. It's a once-in-a-lifetime sitcom that has yet run its length.

While growing up, I had a strange attraction towards Jackie Harris, portrayed by Ms. Laurie Metcalf. I want(ed) to marry her.

Did any of you, yes -- you, have any attractions towards any of the cast? I don't care if it's not a main character. Hell, it could be the reporter from "Toto, We're Not In Kansas Anymore." I just need the assurance that I am not abnormal.

troopoleon8897 · 07-15-2005, 12:06 PM

No There Is Nothing Wrong With You, Just As Long As You Still Don't Want To Marry Them

GreenRanger01 · 07-15-2005, 08:10 PM

i had the hots for mid to later seasons darlene.

sniffmagikmarkrs · 07-27-2005, 02:56 AM

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Originally Posted by GreenRanger01

i had the hots for mid to later seasons darlene.

same here......i love her personality.....not to mention, i have a thing for dark curly hair

i also thought david and mark were quite attractive

Dean Winchester · 07-27-2005, 04:17 AM

I thought Glenn Quinn was pretty cute, shame he died.

TheLandfordLunchBox · 08-17-2005, 01:29 PM

I thought Mark was a hottie.

Ireneparalegal · 08-18-2005, 01:07 AM

I thought Jackie was cute and pretty. Why she went and cut her hair sooo short and started wearing clothes that made her look so drab, is what I want to know. She looked very nice when she wore those dresses in those scenes when she was on a date or something. David got better with age. Darlene was beautiful, before and after her nose job.

troopoleon8897 · 08-18-2005, 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

I thought Jackie was cute and pretty. Why she went and cut her hair sooo short and started wearing clothes that made her look so drab, is what I want to know. She looked very nice when she wore those dresses in those scenes when she was on a date or something. David got better with age. Darlene was beautiful, before and after her nose job.

I liked Jackie the best when she had the blonde hair but I agree after she was pregnant she lost her appeal...

summer05 · 08-20-2005, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by PATRICKtheCELIAC

Now That I've Got Your Attention:

Greetings and salutations.

I hope you are all doing well.

Enough with the chit chat, let's get down to business. Right.

Roseanne is a classic. A gem. It's a once-in-a-lifetime sitcom that has yet run its length.

While growing up, I had a strange attraction towards Jackie Harris, portrayed by Ms. Laurie Metcalf. I want(ed) to marry her.

Did any of you, yes -- you, have any attractions towards any of the cast? I don't care if it's not a main character. Hell, it could be the reporter from "Toto, We're Not In Kansas Anymore." I just need the assurance that I am not abnormal.

haha the title reminded me of the roseanne episode where they watch their neighbors (that are old) having sex!! man i loved that episode

Brad Russ · 08-24-2005, 05:31 AM

I use to have a crush on Jackie, and Becky #2. I also thought that Molly girl was pretty cute.

jpd2 · 08-28-2005, 05:29 PM

I have the hots for later seasons darlene, S8 Becky and a little bit in seasons 2 and 3 jackie.

Southern Hellraiser · 08-28-2005, 05:38 PM

I liked the way Roseanne looked at the beginning of season 6.

Jason16 · 09-01-2005, 07:33 AM

I used to fancy Becky #1 during series 3-4.

Dean Winchester · 09-01-2005, 05:54 PM

is it me or did Laurie Metcalf become Don Knotts during seasons 8 and 9?

USTVFanFromUK · 09-01-2005, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by BuffySlayer79

is it me or did Laurie Metcalf become Don Knotts during seasons 8 and 9?

No, she became Bob Denver.

07-15-2005, 04:31 AM	#1
PATRICKtheCELIAC Gluten Free 6/14/04 Occasional Poster Join Date: Jul 15, 2005 Location: Nebraska Posts: 78	SEX and NAKED PEOPLE .. oh my! Now That I've Got Your Attention: Greetings and salutations. I hope you are all doing well. Enough with the chit chat, let's get down to business. Right. Roseanne is a classic. A gem. It's a once-in-a-lifetime sitcom that has yet run its length. While growing up, I had a strange attraction towards Jackie Harris, portrayed by Ms. Laurie Metcalf. I want(ed) to marry her. Did any of you, yes -- you, have any attractions towards any of the cast? I don't care if it's not a main character. Hell, it could be the reporter from "Toto, We're Not In Kansas Anymore." I just need the assurance that I am not abnormal.
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07-15-2005, 08:10 PM	#3
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08-24-2005, 05:31 AM	#10
Brad Russ Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 17, 2002 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 10,085	I use to have a crush on Jackie, and Becky #2. I also thought that Molly girl was pretty cute.
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08-28-2005, 05:29 PM	#11
jpd2 Crazy Person Occasional Poster Join Date: Aug 27, 2005 Location: The Lanford Lunch Box Posts: 12	I have the hots for later seasons darlene, S8 Becky and a little bit in seasons 2 and 3 jackie.
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08-28-2005, 05:38 PM	#12
Southern Hellraiser Member Forum Star Join Date: Feb 08, 2005 Location: Mississippi Posts: 19,960	I liked the way Roseanne looked at the beginning of season 6.
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07-15-2005, 12:06 PM	#2
troopoleon8897 Let's Go!! Senior Member Join Date: Jun 28, 2004 Location: Not Hell, But the same Zip Code Posts: 1,751	No There Is Nothing Wrong With You, Just As Long As You Still Don't Want To Marry Them
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07-27-2005, 04:17 AM	#5
Dean Winchester Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 28, 2003 Location: Louisville KY Posts: 14,803	I thought Glenn Quinn was pretty cute, shame he died.

08-17-2005, 01:29 PM	#6
TheLandfordLunchBox Heath Ledger 1979-2008 Forum Regular Join Date: Apr 28, 2005 Location: At the Haunted Manion in Walt Disney World Posts: 668	I thought Mark was a hottie.

08-18-2005, 01:07 AM	#7
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	I thought Jackie was cute and pretty. Why she went and cut her hair sooo short and started wearing clothes that made her look so drab, is what I want to know. She looked very nice when she wore those dresses in those scenes when she was on a date or something. David got better with age. Darlene was beautiful, before and after her nose job.

09-01-2005, 07:33 AM	#13
Jason16 Roseanne Fan. Frequent Poster Join Date: May 08, 2003 Location: London, England Posts: 118	I used to fancy Becky #1 during series 3-4.

09-01-2005, 05:54 PM	#14
Dean Winchester Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 28, 2003 Location: Louisville KY Posts: 14,803	is it me or did Laurie Metcalf become Don Knotts during seasons 8 and 9?