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Bobby F. · 07-14-2005, 05:04 PM

The couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks.
>> >>
>> >>He wanted a new truck.
>> >>
>> >>She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through
>>traffic
>> >>around town.
>> >>
>> >>He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything
>> >>she seemed to like was way out of their price range.
>> >>
>> >>"Look !" she said. I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4
>>seconds
>> >>or
>> >>less.
>> >> "And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."
>> >>
>> >>For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.
>> >>
>> >>Services are pending

TripperFan · 07-14-2005, 05:06 PM

good one!

Hollow · 07-14-2005, 05:11 PM

MsOrange · 07-14-2005, 05:41 PM

dawsongirl · 07-14-2005, 05:42 PM

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 07-14-2005, 05:49 PM

lolllll

Courtnee · 07-14-2005, 06:09 PM

Rhiannon · 07-14-2005, 06:37 PM

lmao!

Cactus Jack · 07-14-2005, 07:23 PM

07-14-2005, 05:04 PM	#1
Bobby F. Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 30, 2004 Posts: 3,818	0 to 200 in 4 seconds! The couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. >> >> >> >>He wanted a new truck. >> >> >> >>She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through >>traffic >> >>around town. >> >> >> >>He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything >> >>she seemed to like was way out of their price range. >> >> >> >>"Look !" she said. I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 >>seconds >> >>or >> >>less. >> >> "And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me." >> >> >> >>For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale. >> >> >> >>Services are pending

07-14-2005, 05:06 PM	#2
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