John Ritter's 8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

LuLu Rogers · 07-14-2005, 12:25 AM

8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter

1.Use your hands on my daughter and you'll lose them later.

2.You make her cry, I make you cry.

3.Safe sex is a myth. Anything you try will be hazardous to your health.

4.Bring her home late, there's no next date.

5.Only delivery men honk. Dates ring the doorbell. Once.

6.No complaining while waiting for her. If you're bored, change my oil.

7.If your pants hang off your hips, I'll gladly secure them with my staple gun.

8.Dates must be in crowded public places. You want romance? Read a book.

I Love John Ritter · 07-14-2005, 01:44 AM

Haha I remember reading that somewhere online a while ago. Thanks for posting that, it's funny!

PrettyinPink55 · 07-14-2005, 01:54 AM

Chain Gang Member · 07-14-2005, 08:49 AM

He sounds like how Hulk Hogan is with his daughter,but I don't know if John ever put a tracking device on the car so he knows where they are on a date with a guy

Kristen J. · 07-14-2005, 11:31 AM

I read an interview with John just a little after 8 Simple Rules came out and he was asked if he had any rules in his house or something like that, and he said he had one rule. But I can't remember what it was. It was something like do what makes you happy.

I'm not sure, but it sure sounds like John!

I'll see if I can find the interview. I don't know if I will, but I'll try. It was a sweet interview!

Chain Gang Member · 07-14-2005, 01:41 PM

Go here and see that the guy at the website is sick with the way he talks about 8 Simple Rules

http://ruthlessreviews.com/8simplerules.html

dlemond · 07-14-2005, 01:56 PM

At the risk of getting chewed out, I must point out that there is an 8 Simple Rules Board- and you are talking about that show alone- and that there is no reason for this to be under 3's Company.

LuLu Rogers · 07-14-2005, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by dlemond

At the risk of getting chewed out, I must point out that there is an 8 Simple Rules Board- and you are talking about that show alone- and that there is no reason for this to be under 3's Company.

Sorry! That's my fault. I had forgotten about that. My bad!

Chain Gang Member · 07-14-2005, 02:44 PM

It is about John Ritter

dlemond · 07-14-2005, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Chain Gang Member

It is about John Ritter

There is a board devoted to 8 Simple Rules- case closed.

LuLu Rogers · 07-14-2005, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by dlemond

There is a board devoted to 8 Simple Rules- case closed.

Again, I apologize. I made a mistake and I am sorry, ok?

dlemond · 07-14-2005, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by #1 John Ritter Fan

Again, I apologize. I made a mistake and I am sorry, ok?

I am not criticizing you.

I was talking to Chain Gang Member for his quote.

I have no problem with you or anyone, I was just making a point.

LuLu Rogers · 07-14-2005, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by dlemond

I am not criticizing you.

I was talking to Chain Gang Member for his quote.

I have no problem with you or anyone, I was just making a point.

I understand. I'm just making sure that everyone knows that I had forgotten about the 8SR board.

Chain Gang Member · 07-14-2005, 03:06 PM

probably because it's kinda like a ghost town since 8SR was cancelled...for now

Kristen J. · 07-14-2005, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Chain Gang Member

probably because it's kinda like a ghost town since 8SR was cancelled...for now

Yeah that's very true. So don't worry about it Lauren!

No need to be sorry!

07-14-2005, 12:25 AM	#1
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07-14-2005, 01:44 AM	#2
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07-14-2005, 08:49 AM	#4
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07-14-2005, 11:31 AM	#5
Kristen J. Member Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 01, 2004 Posts: 717	I read an interview with John just a little after 8 Simple Rules came out and he was asked if he had any rules in his house or something like that, and he said he had one rule. But I can't remember what it was. It was something like do what makes you happy. I'm not sure, but it sure sounds like John! I'll see if I can find the interview. I don't know if I will, but I'll try. It was a sweet interview!

07-14-2005, 01:41 PM	#6
Chain Gang Member 1st Female Triple Crown Champ Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 28, 2003 Location: Watching Three's Company & Wrestling Posts: 8,926	Go here and see that the guy at the website is sick with the way he talks about 8 Simple Rules http://ruthlessreviews.com/8simplerules.html

07-14-2005, 01:56 PM	#7
dlemond Hey, I know you. Moderator Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 03, 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 6,751	At the risk of getting chewed out, I must point out that there is an 8 Simple Rules Board- and you are talking about that show alone- and that there is no reason for this to be under 3's Company.

07-14-2005, 02:44 PM	#9
Chain Gang Member 1st Female Triple Crown Champ Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 28, 2003 Location: Watching Three's Company & Wrestling Posts: 8,926	It is about John Ritter

07-14-2005, 03:06 PM	#14
Chain Gang Member 1st Female Triple Crown Champ Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 28, 2003 Location: Watching Three's Company & Wrestling Posts: 8,926	probably because it's kinda like a ghost town since 8SR was cancelled...for now