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Old 03-01-2001, 09:48 PM   #1
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Old 04-26-2001, 11:38 AM   #2
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Well its not a quote but i really enjoyed when AL was giving that speech at the kids school dance about not getting married.

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Old 04-26-2001, 09:54 PM   #3
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I just wanted to also add when AL would bring up that he scored 5 touchdowns in one game that was his answer to almost every question.

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Old 08-24-2001, 04:56 PM   #4
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Actually it was 4 touchdowns.
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Old 08-26-2001, 08:55 PM   #5
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Polk High Rules !

I loved anytime Al (THE GREAT ONE) took off his shoes. Everone would keel over from the smell. Al - You'll always be my role model !
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Old 11-21-2001, 10:49 PM   #6
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My fave quote was when Kelly and Bud were trying to be in a music video. I can't remember the name of the band, but Kelly so eloquently said, "If I could pick one band to have my baby, it'd be them." Classic Kelly.
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Kelly was the best!!

Al: Hunny, whats the color of an orange?
Kelly: A regular orange?

Kelly addy
Al:What?
Kelly:I forgot
Kelly addy,
Al:What?
Kelly:I forgot again
Kelly ont say what this time
Al k
Kelly addy?
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Kelly addy?
*yells in his ear*
Al:What??
Kelly: I forgot again!!!

Kelly:Well, who knew Turkeys couldnt fly?
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Old 01-10-2002, 01:09 AM   #8
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Default Fave quote is from AL

Al is in the Super Market and the computers shut down. The doors which happen to be controlled by computers won't let anybody out! The glass is bullet proof and the store's 9 year old-looking computer expert is trapped outside. Al needs to get home to watch Hondo! To make everything worse, Peggy is outside with credit cards.

Al: I must get outside, my wife is out there unsupervised with credit cards!

Something like that anyway, you all know what I mean.
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I like when Al said. Hooters Hooters yum yum yum Hooters Hooters on a girl that's dumb.
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Al- A fat woman walked into the shoe store today she was so fat she had 3 smaller women orbiting around her!
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Whenever Al is about to kick butt: "Let's Rock"!
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Polk High Rules !

I loved anytime Al (THE GREAT ONE) took off his shoes. Everone would keel over from the smell. Al - You'll always be my role model !
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Yeah, I loved Al's stinky feet moments too...wonder if Ed's feet were really that bad? Lol
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