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Brett Ferino · 03-01-2001, 10:10 PM

What is it and why?

Satu · 04-05-2001, 03:18 PM

Um... there are many, but one that I can think of right now is Alex's reaction when he learns that Elyse is pregnant: "Girls... Mom's pregnant. Please leave the room, this is not a topic for females."

Always cracks me up!

Tracy-Prinze · 04-07-2001, 06:15 PM

when nick first walks in the door and says "hey". and the family replies back and says "hey". that is so funny to me.

corazon · 06-29-2001, 06:09 PM

In the episode where Jennifer was trying to act cool and was saying, 'It's like, totally narly, ok?' That line I always find so funny.

callmetootie · 11-09-2001, 09:30 AM

Jennifer: Don't worry...he's not a normal boy.

Alex: You can be my friend even if you're not a republican.

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Andrew Carden

11-16-2001, 03:05 PM

My fave quote was from Steven who complains about the fact that the kids turned the house into a hotel on homecoming weekend.
Steven: Alex, parents are conditioned to accept certain problems when they leave their children alone at home. Spilled milk on the rug... a broken dish... There was a kangaroo in my living room.
Alex: It was just here for the party Dad.
Steven: Then I guess I'm overreacting.

11-19-2001, 05:18 AM

Jennifer: I like the high school Mallory better than the college Mallory.

Alex: I think the entire line should be discontinued.

Lol, that was pretty funny.

Curtis3331 · 11-19-2001, 10:14 AM

"I like kids, they're so childish." - Nick

LOL!

Kristen · 11-19-2001, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brett Ferino:
What is it and why?

I think my fave is when Elyse was showing Andy the family photos and making sure he knew was who, and she pointed to one picture and she said, "Who's that?" and Andy said, "That's Alex" and Elyse asked who Alex was, and Andy said, "Alex is KING!" LOL I just thought that line was so cute.

Kristen

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FamilyTiesFan · 11-21-2001, 10:33 PM

Alex: People who have money, don't need people. Because it sums up his character in one sentence.

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Montana Ponine · 11-23-2001, 04:30 PM

Steven: I'm shocked and happy. I'm shappy!

LOL!! Just the way he said it, it made me crack up! lol!

11-23-2001, 05:42 PM

It always make me laugh the way Nick says: "When the school's on, I'm not there!" LOL!!!!

~Tropical Punch 19~ · 11-24-2001, 08:13 PM

My favorite quote was from the quiz off and alex is testing mallory.
Alex: Okay, what does the acrinm SCUBA mean?
Mallory: Well, that's kinda like skin diving right?
Alex: Yes, mallory
Mallory: (hesitantly) Self Contained Underwater Breathing Appreatise.
Alex: What?
Mallory: Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apperatise
Alex: By Goerge i think she's got it!
All the kids start jumping up and down and repeating SCUBA
Alex: And who invented it?
Mallory: magellen!
it cracks me up each time

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Jo: You're so old, that the date on your milk carton would read B.C.!
Blair: Turn blue!

Blair: Oh my gosh! There's a hair in my menu!
Jo

Blows it) There it's gone! Now order.
Blair: I can't order the picture of the hamburger is green!

Manda · 11-27-2001, 09:59 AM

So I probably haven't watched the show long enough to *really* be able to give a fav quote, but I can't help it, I love this bit *so much*!
Elyse: Have a good day at kindergarden today?
Alex: It was okay. We made pictures. *shows picture*
Elyse: Alex, this is beautiful! This is the nicest picture you've ever given me!
Alex: Thank you Mommy. I was thinking about you when I bought it.
Elyse: You bought it?
Alex: Uh-huh. Roger Zimmerman. He's the most talented artist in our class. Nothing's too good for *my* mommy!
Perfect display of his character, cracks me up, and it's *so adorable*!

11-27-2001, 01:29 PM

Well, hmm, let's see. I agree with Winnie! That was the one I had in mind too.. Just the way Michael Gross delivers some of his lines makes them hysterical, and that one was no exception. If I had to pick one though, it would be...
Actually,I can't remember the exact quote, which will probably take the humor right out of this one, but I really liked the episode where Alex hired the house keeper who couldn't cook or clean and he asks here "so you have no experence, you can't clean, and you can't cook?" or something along those lines, then when she answers "no", he says "you're hired!" That was great!
Lizzie

03-01-2001, 10:10 PM	#1
Brett Ferino Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 18, 2000 Location: PA Posts: 3,782	Fave Quote What is it and why?

11-16-2001, 03:05 PM	#6
Winnie Guest Posts: n/a	My fave quote was from Steven who complains about the fact that the kids turned the house into a hotel on homecoming weekend. Steven: Alex, parents are conditioned to accept certain problems when they leave their children alone at home. Spilled milk on the rug... a broken dish... There was a kangaroo in my living room. Alex: It was just here for the party Dad. Steven: Then I guess I'm overreacting.
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11-19-2001, 05:18 AM	#7
Greg Guest Posts: n/a	Jennifer: I like the high school Mallory better than the college Mallory. Alex: I think the entire line should be discontinued. Lol, that was pretty funny.
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11-23-2001, 05:42 PM	#12
Spin C.T. Guest Posts: n/a	It always make me laugh the way Nick says: "When the school's on, I'm not there!" LOL!!!!
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11-24-2001, 08:13 PM	#13
~Tropical Punch 19~ Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 19, 2001 Location: I'm a fly on Clay's wall Posts: 1,961	My favorite quote was from the quiz off and alex is testing mallory. Alex: Okay, what does the acrinm SCUBA mean? Mallory: Well, that's kinda like skin diving right? Alex: Yes, mallory Mallory: (hesitantly) Self Contained Underwater Breathing Appreatise. Alex: What? Mallory: Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apperatise Alex: By Goerge i think she's got it! All the kids start jumping up and down and repeating SCUBA Alex: And who invented it? Mallory: magellen! it cracks me up each time ------------------ Jo: You're so old, that the date on your milk carton would read B.C.! Blair: Turn blue! Blair: Oh my gosh! There's a hair in my menu! JoBlows it) There it's gone! Now order. Blair: I can't order the picture of the hamburger is green!

04-05-2001, 03:18 PM	#2
Satu Member Forum Cub Join Date: Apr 05, 2001 Location: Pietarsaari, Finland Posts: 2	Um... there are many, but one that I can think of right now is Alex's reaction when he learns that Elyse is pregnant: "Girls... Mom's pregnant. Please leave the room, this is not a topic for females." Always cracks me up!

04-07-2001, 06:15 PM	#3
Tracy-Prinze Member Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 23, 2001 Location: california Posts: 725	when nick first walks in the door and says "hey". and the family replies back and says "hey". that is so funny to me.

06-29-2001, 06:09 PM	#4
corazon Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jun 29, 2001 Location: Canada Posts: 58	In the episode where Jennifer was trying to act cool and was saying, 'It's like, totally narly, ok?' That line I always find so funny.

11-09-2001, 09:30 AM	#5
callmetootie Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 06, 2001 Location: Clifton Park, NY Posts: 4,768	Jennifer: Don't worry...he's not a normal boy. Alex: You can be my friend even if you're not a republican. ------------------ Andrew Carden

11-19-2001, 10:14 AM	#8
Curtis3331 Kimberly Rules! Frequent Poster Join Date: May 13, 2001 Location: TX Posts: 428	"I like kids, they're so childish." - Nick LOL!

11-21-2001, 10:33 PM	#10
FamilyTiesFan Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 21, 2001 Location: WA Posts: 142	Alex: People who have money, don't need people. Because it sums up his character in one sentence. [This message has been edited by FamilyTiesFan (edited 11-21-2001).]

11-23-2001, 04:30 PM	#11
Montana Ponine Tragically Beautiful Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 18, 2001 Location: Sondheimville Posts: 4,529	Steven: I'm shocked and happy. I'm shappy! LOL!! Just the way he said it, it made me crack up! lol!

11-27-2001, 09:59 AM	#14
Manda Quietly Crazy Occasional Poster Join Date: Nov 30, 2001 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 30	So I probably haven't watched the show long enough to really be able to give a fav quote, but I can't help it, I love this bit so much! Elyse: Have a good day at kindergarden today? Alex: It was okay. We made pictures. shows picture Elyse: Alex, this is beautiful! This is the nicest picture you've ever given me! Alex: Thank you Mommy. I was thinking about you when I bought it. Elyse: You bought it? Alex: Uh-huh. Roger Zimmerman. He's the most talented artist in our class. Nothing's too good for my mommy! Perfect display of his character, cracks me up, and it's so adorable!

11-27-2001, 01:29 PM	#15
Lizzie Guest Posts: n/a	Well, hmm, let's see. I agree with Winnie! That was the one I had in mind too.. Just the way Michael Gross delivers some of his lines makes them hysterical, and that one was no exception. If I had to pick one though, it would be... Actually,I can't remember the exact quote, which will probably take the humor right out of this one, but I really liked the episode where Alex hired the house keeper who couldn't cook or clean and he asks here "so you have no experence, you can't clean, and you can't cook?" or something along those lines, then when she answers "no", he says "you're hired!" That was great! Lizzie
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