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Old 07-04-2005, 01:53 AM   #1
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Old 07-04-2005, 02:16 AM   #2
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That I'll agree with.
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Old 07-04-2005, 03:10 AM   #3
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Yeah, true.

But that joke lost its luster after the 2nd try.
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Old 07-04-2005, 05:11 AM   #4
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Kind of tacky.
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Old 07-04-2005, 07:55 AM   #5
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Old 07-04-2005, 09:24 AM   #6
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OH COME ON, PEOPLE, IT'S TRIUMPH!!!!! THAT'S WHAT HE DOES!!!!!

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Old 07-04-2005, 10:18 AM   #7
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I'm with ya on that one!!! Ya gotta appreciate old Triumph!!
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Old 07-04-2005, 10:27 AM   #8
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Yeah, you're not funny.
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Old 07-04-2005, 03:13 PM   #9
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lmao I still find it hilarious.
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Old 07-04-2005, 04:52 PM   #10
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lmao I still find it hilarious.

So did I!! A big thumbs up for warped senses of humour!!

The others must be French Canadian. They don't see Triumph's humour either.
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That was funny but if I hear about Tom Cruise one more time I am going to throw myself out a closed window.
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