"Put Me In The Closet" by R. Kelly - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Dean Winchester · 07-03-2005, 05:51 PM

am I the only person who finds a real unexpected camp pleasure from the latest R. Kelly single? Like someone on VH1's Best Week Ever said, it sounds like a fifth graders poetry.

Courtnee · 07-04-2005, 08:05 AM

I think it's a load of crap,dude. Like a twisted up soap oprea or something

David · 07-04-2005, 11:58 AM

lmao i saw clips of it from "best week ever" and i just had to laugh.

JT · 07-04-2005, 01:07 PM

No thanks. I don't like my soaps set to music.

Courtnee · 07-04-2005, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by David

lmao i saw clips of it from "best week ever" and i just had to laugh.

lol, me too,david.

SBTB Geek · 07-05-2005, 01:58 AM

LOL, the original and all its 4 sequels are annoying.

Didn't he do a song similar to this a few years back with Kelly Price and Ron Isley?

Hollow · 07-05-2005, 04:33 AM

i find the plot entertaining too, as stupid as the song is.

*screaming* HE GOES IN THE BATHROOM!!!!!! AND LOOKS BEHIND THE DOOR!!!!!!! SHE'S BITING HER NAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Dean Winchester · 07-05-2005, 04:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by safety pin

i find the plot entertaining too, as stupid as the song is.

*screaming* HE GOES IN THE BATHROOM!!!!!! AND LOOKS BEHIND THE DOOR!!!!!!! SHE'S BITING HER NAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!11

exactly!! it's so stupid it's entertaining

Courtnee · 07-05-2005, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by safety pin

i find the plot entertaining too, as stupid as the song is.

*screaming* HE GOES IN THE BATHROOM!!!!!! AND LOOKS BEHIND THE DOOR!!!!!!! SHE'S BITING HER NAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!11

David · 07-05-2005, 03:31 PM

isn't there a line "i'm about to climax"? lol

Courtnee · 07-05-2005, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by David

isn't there a line "i'm about to climax"? lol

lol I saw that on Best Week Ever.

Dean Winchester · 07-05-2005, 09:20 PM

Put Me In The Toilet:

She had a shrinking machine
Her husband walked in the door
she didn't know where to put me
so she used the lasers on me
and I shrunk down to 3 inches
and she said "sorry but I'm gonna drop you in the toilet"
He came in the house
He had constipation
The wife said "whatever you do, please don't go to the toilet"
He got mad and suspicious
And went to the bathroom
I am worried, I think he's coming to the toilet
Oh no, he's coming to the toilet
he's unzipping his pants
oh **** I'm in the toilet!!!
He's doing his business
he hears a scream
he wonders what it is
he looks down and around
he even looks at the ground
then his head tilts towards the toilet
he's looking in the toilet
does he see me?
oh no, he's reaching for the flusher
he's flushing me down the toilet?
am I gonna die?

David · 07-05-2005, 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rock Princess

lol I saw that on Best Week Ever.

yeah me too. hahahah.

TheGreatPretender · 07-07-2005, 12:27 AM

I turned it off whenever I saw it come on. Guess I missed alot.

Dean Winchester · 07-07-2005, 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by TheGreatPretender

I turned it off whenever I saw it come on. Guess I missed alot.

oh, I hardly pay attention to R. Kelly, but the song is so laugh-out-loud absurd that it's hilarious.

He isn't singing, he's narrating the song.

07-03-2005, 05:51 PM	#1
Dean Winchester Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 28, 2003 Location: Louisville KY Posts: 14,803	"Put Me In The Closet" by R. Kelly am I the only person who finds a real unexpected camp pleasure from the latest R. Kelly single? Like someone on VH1's Best Week Ever said, it sounds like a fifth graders poetry.

07-04-2005, 08:05 AM	#2
Courtnee MAN VS SAMMICH. Forum Star Join Date: Mar 23, 2005 Location: Louisiana Posts: 16,413	I think it's a load of crap,dude. Like a twisted up soap oprea or something
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07-04-2005, 11:58 AM	#3
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07-04-2005, 01:07 PM	#4
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07-05-2005, 01:58 AM	#6
SBTB Geek Smooth Moderator Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 21, 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,004	LOL, the original and all its 4 sequels are annoying. Didn't he do a song similar to this a few years back with Kelly Price and Ron Isley?

07-05-2005, 04:33 AM	#7
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	i find the plot entertaining too, as stupid as the song is. screaming HE GOES IN THE BATHROOM!!!!!! AND LOOKS BEHIND THE DOOR!!!!!!! SHE'S BITING HER NAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!11

07-05-2005, 03:31 PM	#10
David mcphee. Forum Superstar Join Date: Jan 30, 2003 Location: jacksonville, FL. Posts: 28,115	isn't there a line "i'm about to climax"? lol

07-05-2005, 09:20 PM	#12
Dean Winchester Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 28, 2003 Location: Louisville KY Posts: 14,803	Put Me In The Toilet: She had a shrinking machine Her husband walked in the door she didn't know where to put me so she used the lasers on me and I shrunk down to 3 inches and she said "sorry but I'm gonna drop you in the toilet" He came in the house He had constipation The wife said "whatever you do, please don't go to the toilet" He got mad and suspicious And went to the bathroom I am worried, I think he's coming to the toilet Oh no, he's coming to the toilet he's unzipping his pants oh **** I'm in the toilet!!! He's doing his business he hears a scream he wonders what it is he looks down and around he even looks at the ground then his head tilts towards the toilet he's looking in the toilet does he see me? oh no, he's reaching for the flusher he's flushing me down the toilet? am I gonna die?

07-07-2005, 12:27 AM	#14
TheGreatPretender just because Forum Veteran Join Date: May 22, 2004 Location: Trying to think of a creative, witty location. Posts: 7,628	I turned it off whenever I saw it come on. Guess I missed alot.