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¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 07-03-2005, 02:50 AM

I just feel like telling a story about my latest crush so yeah. A lot of this is copy and pasted because I dont feel like typing it all out again.

Ok so theres this guy at work. His name is Darryl. He works in the grocery department and Im totally crushing hard over him. I think I started liking him last week just by seeing him from a distance because Im a crush whore like that and will fall for anything. I figured Id never get a chance to talk to him, buuut that all changed on Friday. He was in the self checkout, and I didnt want to look obvious [honestly, what guys pick up on these things], so I went to express. The line was mad long so I went to self checkout. I was right behind him. He was stupid when it came to the machine so I practically did the whole thing for him, then he made a funny about the machine throwing the receipt at him. Which it did. And it was highly amusing. But holy crap I was so nervous like a little school girl that I could barely talk and I had all the saliva collecting in my mouth and yah. I have been doing returns since like, Friday nonstop just so I can be a stalker and stuff like that. I played dumb and asked where some item was, then he made some funnies out in the backroom to me and other small stuff like that.Today, I saw him come in at 8 which immediatly set my heart pounding. I did returns again to be like that and yeah. Then I went on lunch and he was out there. I went out to my Dads truck and I couldnt start it up. I went to get Bob and he got it without a hitch. Whateverr Im just stupid, but these things pay off. So Im heading back inside when I see him walking towards me. I. died. But ya, some customer wanted to know where the liquor store was so we tried to give them directions. Then he was saying how he lives in Berlin and its about an hour drive.

Ive also noticed, that whenever I walk past his aisle or if Im in register or bagging and see him, we always make eye contact. Its so weird. It also pisses me off that he looks my way as soon I as look towards his, but he probably feels my stalker eyes burning a hole through him.

And dont anyone tell me to ask him out because you all know I would never do that.

dawsongirl · 07-03-2005, 03:03 AM

lol...crush are awesome and suck ass at the same time! But hey...makes the work day real sweet.

I don't have a crush right now.

This is a first!!

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 07-03-2005, 03:06 AM

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Originally Posted by dawsongirl

lol...crush are awesome and suck ass at the same time! But hey...makes the work day real sweet.

I don't have a crush right now.

This is a first!!

Yess they do suck at the same time. Its kinda bitter sweet.

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 07-03-2005, 03:10 AM

That's how I am with Mikey. Only, I don't see him anymore because it's summer

Having a crush is pretty gae.

dawsongirl · 07-03-2005, 03:20 AM

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Originally Posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*

That's how I am with Mikey. Only, I don't see him anymore because it's summer

Having a crush is pretty gae.

Yet it somehow gives me a reason to wake up in the morning...

robyrob · 07-03-2005, 09:33 AM

....sounds like you're planning to sneak up behind him, conk him on the back of the head with a bottle and drag him home.

could work - just make sure to clean up any mess afterwards (especially the drool)

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 07-03-2005, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dawsongirl

Yet it somehow gives me a reason to wake up in the morning...

I have today off, and if my car wasnt dead, Id be there right now pretending to shop.

Janet McFarland · 07-03-2005, 01:47 PM

Aww

I had this crush on a kid for like half the school year, but I've gotten over him. I fell for the Brad Pitt lookalike gym teacher at the end of the year so yeah.

Karen* · 07-03-2005, 03:05 PM

I have a crush on my co-worker too! High five!

Eric2000 · 07-03-2005, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤

I just feel like telling a story about my latest crush so yeah. A lot of this is copy and pasted because I dont feel like typing it all out again.

Ok so theres this guy at work. His name is Darryl. He works in the grocery department and Im totally crushing hard over him. I think I started liking him last week just by seeing him from a distance because Im a crush whore like that and will fall for anything. I figured Id never get a chance to talk to him, buuut that all changed on Friday. He was in the self checkout, and I didnt want to look obvious [honestly, what guys pick up on these things], so I went to express. The line was mad long so I went to self checkout. I was right behind him. He was stupid when it came to the machine so I practically did the whole thing for him, then he made a funny about the machine throwing the receipt at him. Which it did. And it was highly amusing. But holy crap I was so nervous like a little school girl that I could barely talk and I had all the saliva collecting in my mouth and yah. I have been doing returns since like, Friday nonstop just so I can be a stalker and stuff like that. I played dumb and asked where some item was, then he made some funnies out in the backroom to me and other small stuff like that.Today, I saw him come in at 8 which immediatly set my heart pounding. I did returns again to be like that and yeah. Then I went on lunch and he was out there. I went out to my Dads truck and I couldnt start it up. I went to get Bob and he got it without a hitch. Whateverr Im just stupid, but these things pay off. So Im heading back inside when I see him walking towards me. I. died. But ya, some customer wanted to know where the liquor store was so we tried to give them directions. Then he was saying how he lives in Berlin and its about an hour drive.

Ive also noticed, that whenever I walk past his aisle or if Im in register or bagging and see him, we always make eye contact. Its so weird. It also pisses me off that he looks my way as soon I as look towards his, but he probably feels my stalker eyes burning a hole through him.

And dont anyone tell me to ask him out because you all know I would never do that.

Hey i had a crush on one of my friends, me and this girl are good friends too so yesterday i asked her to start a relationship with me...i think she is eventully
i told her how i had a crush on her
so im kinda in the same boat

Czas na Zywiec · 07-03-2005, 03:31 PM

Wear really revealing clothes and act like a klutz. (Like dropping things so you can bend over in front of him)

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 07-03-2005, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Czas na Zywiec

Wear really revealing clothes and act like a klutz. (Like dropping things so you can bend over in front of him)

Aww yes. After all, thats how I got you

Czas na Zywiec · 07-03-2005, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤

Aww yes. After all, thats how I got you

And really tight short shorts! Or like....low rider jeans with a red thong. Red catches the eye you know!

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 07-03-2005, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Czas na Zywiec

And really tight short shorts! Or like....low rider jeans with a red thong. Red catches the eye you know!

Funny, I HAVE low rider jeans and a red thong -_____-. Thats good though, better aim for the slim jims

Karen* · 07-03-2005, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤

Funny, I HAVE low rider jeans and a red thong -_____-. Thats good though, better aim for the slim jims

Yeah, jazz up your work uniform. I can't do that with mine.

07-03-2005, 02:50 AM	#1
¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ MISS APRIL Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 19, 2001 Location: Parsonsfield ME Shaws - Screwing my way up the employment ladder! Posts: 68,780	Thoughts on this crush? I just feel like telling a story about my latest crush so yeah. A lot of this is copy and pasted because I dont feel like typing it all out again. Ok so theres this guy at work. His name is Darryl. He works in the grocery department and Im totally crushing hard over him. I think I started liking him last week just by seeing him from a distance because Im a crush whore like that and will fall for anything. I figured Id never get a chance to talk to him, buuut that all changed on Friday. He was in the self checkout, and I didnt want to look obvious [honestly, what guys pick up on these things], so I went to express. The line was mad long so I went to self checkout. I was right behind him. He was stupid when it came to the machine so I practically did the whole thing for him, then he made a funny about the machine throwing the receipt at him. Which it did. And it was highly amusing. But holy crap I was so nervous like a little school girl that I could barely talk and I had all the saliva collecting in my mouth and yah. I have been doing returns since like, Friday nonstop just so I can be a stalker and stuff like that. I played dumb and asked where some item was, then he made some funnies out in the backroom to me and other small stuff like that.Today, I saw him come in at 8 which immediatly set my heart pounding. I did returns again to be like that and yeah. Then I went on lunch and he was out there. I went out to my Dads truck and I couldnt start it up. I went to get Bob and he got it without a hitch. Whateverr Im just stupid, but these things pay off. So Im heading back inside when I see him walking towards me. I. died. But ya, some customer wanted to know where the liquor store was so we tried to give them directions. Then he was saying how he lives in Berlin and its about an hour drive. Ive also noticed, that whenever I walk past his aisle or if Im in register or bagging and see him, we always make eye contact. Its so weird. It also pisses me off that he looks my way as soon I as look towards his, but he probably feels my stalker eyes burning a hole through him. And dont anyone tell me to ask him out because you all know I would never do that.
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07-03-2005, 03:10 AM	#4
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07-03-2005, 09:33 AM	#6
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07-03-2005, 03:05 PM	#9
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07-03-2005, 03:03 AM	#2
dawsongirl Member Forum Icon Join Date: Jan 04, 2001 Posts: 53,140	lol...crush are awesome and suck ass at the same time! But hey...makes the work day real sweet. I don't have a crush right now. This is a first!!

07-03-2005, 01:47 PM	#8
Janet McFarland Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 09, 2004 Posts: 4,344	Aww I had this crush on a kid for like half the school year, but I've gotten over him. I fell for the Brad Pitt lookalike gym teacher at the end of the year so yeah.

07-03-2005, 03:31 PM	#11
Czas na Zywiec what up Forum Star Join Date: Jun 28, 2001 Location: Southwest Side, Chicago Posts: 18,398	Wear really revealing clothes and act like a klutz. (Like dropping things so you can bend over in front of him)