Debra and Marie in a fight, who would win? - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

senor boogie woogi · 07-01-2005, 01:13 PM

Hola!

(Everybody Loves Raymond, the Lost Episodes)

Frank, Robert, and Raymond are long gone in another state on a fishing trip for 2 weeks. Debra is cool with the trip, but Marie comes over every single day and is coy about Debra with her cooking and the raising of the kids.

About a week into this, Debra gets pissed when Marie says something bitchy about her habits. They argue and Debra slaps Marie and threatens in the heat of anger that she has really wanted to kick her ass for many years. Marie more or less says, "Debra, bring it on. You were never good enough for Robert, much less Raymond. Wanna fight girl, bring it on!"

Who would win, Debra or Marie?

Debra-She is 30 years younger, and because of that, a little faster than Marie. She's more pissed off, because Marie has negver figured out that she is a bitch.

Marie-She is Italian. Probably raised in New York City. She is as big as Debra, but Debra was raised in Conneticut by safe WASP parents, while Marie's father probably ran numbers for the Gambinos. She married Frank because she loves him, he's from a tough NY Italian family and knows he loves her (despite his bitching and love for Yoko Ono) and will never cheat on her. She lives more on honor than Debra.

This is an alternative Universe only. Who would win?

Senor

Brian Damage · 07-16-2005, 01:22 PM

My money is on Debra.

Rebel Queen 1980 · 07-17-2005, 12:05 AM

Debra kicks ass!, So you know who the winner is,No bet necessary!

globalspot28 · 07-20-2005, 04:12 PM

I would say Debra, only because she is younger. If they were the same age, I would go with Marie.

JJ4EVER · 07-22-2005, 09:44 PM

You know, I think I would go with Debra, only because i have seen how mad she gets LOL!!

Southern Hellraiser · 08-03-2005, 05:51 PM

Debra

KingOfQueensGurl · 08-06-2005, 12:02 PM

Marie will beat the crap out of Debra. Debra is my fave character, but Marie will whip her @$$!!!! Marie is more tough than Debra. Marie can defend herself, because she has to put Frank and the boys in order. Debra grew up in a loving home, so did Marie, but Debra is the rich girl who looks like she has never gotten in a fight before. So my props goes to Marie

Rebel Queen 1980 · 08-16-2005, 09:41 PM

I bet Debra could beat the crap out of Marie!, I mean sure she's little,
but in one episode she told Robert to be nice to her,because she didn't
want wind up climbing up a step ladder to start a fight with him,I mean
even Ray was taller than her but he was still afraid of her when she got
real mad,He was a real wuss,But Marie is bigger,so who knows,But like
I say I think Debra could become the winner in a fight with Marie!

JesseElizabeth07 · 06-16-2006, 03:39 PM

Debra... All the way man, she may seem small but she could do it.

LivinLaarge · 06-16-2006, 05:01 PM

Marie might get the MAFIA on Debra

Justfuhgetaboutit · 06-28-2006, 06:29 PM

I think Debra would win, she's younger and probably faster. Like she can probably kick Marie in the face so fast, she wouldn't know what hit her.

EighteenMinutes · 07-02-2006, 03:10 AM

Forget Debra....Marie would own her. Marie is one of those mom's that's been there and done everything...including kicking an ass or two....Marie all the way.

Justfuhgetaboutit · 07-02-2006, 05:19 PM

You know I think that Marie would put up a good fight but Debra sometimes is so angry that she bottles it all up and if she ever got in a fight, she would probably go psycho and unload it all on the person she was a against. Plus Debra works out so she might have a little more strength.

Danaishot · 07-02-2006, 09:27 PM

I agree Debra does have a tough aura to her when she gets mad. Plus she's in great shape. She did kind of intimidate that cookie lady who beat up Ray. It would've been really cool if Deb kicked her ass and revelaed to Ray she knows how to fight.

Justfuhgetaboutit · 07-03-2006, 02:30 PM

Plus onetime she elbowed Ray in the balls so that means she's not afraid of a grown man.

07-01-2005, 01:13 PM	#1
senor boogie woogi Banned Banned!! Frequent Poster Join Date: Feb 23, 2004 Posts: 107	Debra and Marie in a fight, who would win? Hola! (Everybody Loves Raymond, the Lost Episodes) Frank, Robert, and Raymond are long gone in another state on a fishing trip for 2 weeks. Debra is cool with the trip, but Marie comes over every single day and is coy about Debra with her cooking and the raising of the kids. About a week into this, Debra gets pissed when Marie says something bitchy about her habits. They argue and Debra slaps Marie and threatens in the heat of anger that she has really wanted to kick her ass for many years. Marie more or less says, "Debra, bring it on. You were never good enough for Robert, much less Raymond. Wanna fight girl, bring it on!" Who would win, Debra or Marie? Debra-She is 30 years younger, and because of that, a little faster than Marie. She's more pissed off, because Marie has negver figured out that she is a bitch. Marie-She is Italian. Probably raised in New York City. She is as big as Debra, but Debra was raised in Conneticut by safe WASP parents, while Marie's father probably ran numbers for the Gambinos. She married Frank because she loves him, he's from a tough NY Italian family and knows he loves her (despite his bitching and love for Yoko Ono) and will never cheat on her. She lives more on honor than Debra. This is an alternative Universe only. Who would win? Senor

07-20-2005, 04:12 PM	#4
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07-22-2005, 09:44 PM	#5
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08-03-2005, 05:51 PM	#6
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08-06-2005, 12:02 PM	#7
KingOfQueensGurl Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Feb 21, 2004 Location: The Kings world of Queens Posts: 20	All U guys are wrong Marie will beat the crap out of Debra. Debra is my fave character, but Marie will whip her @$$!!!! Marie is more tough than Debra. Marie can defend herself, because she has to put Frank and the boys in order. Debra grew up in a loving home, so did Marie, but Debra is the rich girl who looks like she has never gotten in a fight before. So my props goes to Marie
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07-16-2005, 01:22 PM	#2
Brian Damage I'm Rich Bitch Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: What Ain't No Country I Ever Heard Of...They Speak English in What? Posts: 63,107	My money is on Debra.

07-17-2005, 12:05 AM	#3
Rebel Queen 1980 Member Senior Member Join Date: Nov 05, 2002 Location: Watching Classic Sitcoms 24/7.... Posts: 1,509	Debra kicks ass!, So you know who the winner is,No bet necessary!

08-16-2005, 09:41 PM	#8
Rebel Queen 1980 Member Senior Member Join Date: Nov 05, 2002 Location: Watching Classic Sitcoms 24/7.... Posts: 1,509	I bet Debra could beat the crap out of Marie!, I mean sure she's little, but in one episode she told Robert to be nice to her,because she didn't want wind up climbing up a step ladder to start a fight with him,I mean even Ray was taller than her but he was still afraid of her when she got real mad,He was a real wuss,But Marie is bigger,so who knows,But like I say I think Debra could become the winner in a fight with Marie!

06-16-2006, 03:39 PM	#9
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06-16-2006, 05:01 PM	#10
LivinLaarge BEefaY! Forum Regular Join Date: Jan 27, 2006 Location: NC but im from Brooklyn Posts: 852	Marie might get the MAFIA on Debra
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06-28-2006, 06:29 PM	#11
Justfuhgetaboutit Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 18, 2004 Location: Northville,Michigan Posts: 367	I think Debra would win, she's younger and probably faster. Like she can probably kick Marie in the face so fast, she wouldn't know what hit her.
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07-02-2006, 03:10 AM	#12
EighteenMinutes It's comin' around. Frequent Poster Join Date: Jun 30, 2006 Location: Middle-America Posts: 384	Forget Debra....Marie would own her. Marie is one of those mom's that's been there and done everything...including kicking an ass or two....Marie all the way.

07-02-2006, 05:19 PM	#13
Justfuhgetaboutit Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 18, 2004 Location: Northville,Michigan Posts: 367	You know I think that Marie would put up a good fight but Debra sometimes is so angry that she bottles it all up and if she ever got in a fight, she would probably go psycho and unload it all on the person she was a against. Plus Debra works out so she might have a little more strength.

07-02-2006, 09:27 PM	#14
Danaishot Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Aug 31, 2005 Posts: 86	I agree Debra does have a tough aura to her when she gets mad. Plus she's in great shape. She did kind of intimidate that cookie lady who beat up Ray. It would've been really cool if Deb kicked her ass and revelaed to Ray she knows how to fight.
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07-03-2006, 02:30 PM	#15
Justfuhgetaboutit Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 18, 2004 Location: Northville,Michigan Posts: 367	Plus onetime she elbowed Ray in the balls so that means she's not afraid of a grown man.