L&S Fandemonium Sked

[Sean Snow]

Here is the Fandemonium Sked!

Dec 1 2001 6:00AM 001 - The Society Party (Pilot) Laverne and Shirley, working on the bottle-capping line of Shotz Brewery, are thrilled when Tad Shotz, nephew of the owner, invites Shirley to a fancy dinner party. Shirley won’t accept unless Laverne can go with her - so they both receive invitations, but don’t have dresses suitable for the occasion. Lenny and Squiggy offer to rent gowns from “an uncle’s wax museum” to help them out.
Dec 1 2001 6:30AM 002 - The Bachelor Party Laverne rents out her father's pizza parlor to Fonzie for a bachelor party. Laverne persuades Shirley to serve Fonzie’s guests while she makes pizzas. When Fonzie’s bachelor party backfires the girls are called upon to help the usually cool Fonzie save face.
Dec 1 2001 7:00AM 003 - Bowling For Razzberries It’s a battle for the annual Shotz Brewery Bowling Championship when Laverne and her team are determined to defeat the Public Relations Department’s team. However, Laverne has a cold and can’t bowl in the tournament.
Dec 1 2001 7:30AM 004 - A Nun Story Laverne adamantly refuses to attend the annual high school class reunion which Shirley has organized until she finds out that one of their old, fun-loving friends will be attending and both girls are in for a big surprise, she’s now a nun.
Dec 1 2001 8:00AM 005 - Faulter At The Altar Laverne suddenly decides to marry her next boyfriend after only two months of dating. Shirley objects at the rehearsal.
Dec 1 2001 8:30AM 009 - It's The Water When Shirley gets a promotion at the brewery, to Laverne’s dismay, she learns there’s more to it than meets the eye - or the taste. The executive who promoted Shirley to official beer taster, knowing she gets dizzy when she sips beer, has more on his mind than business.
Dec 1 2001 9:00AM 010 - Dating Slump Laverne is upset when Shirley becomes a recluse and decides not to go out on dates after learning that her reliable boyfriend, Carmine Ragusa, has another sweetheart.
Dec 1 2001 9:30AM 012 - Hi Neighbor Laverne and Shirley get more than they bargained for when their brewery buddies, Lenny and Squiggy, set up a bachelor pad in the girls’ apartment building. This episode was written by David Landers and Michael McKean.
Dec 1 2001 10:00AM 013 - How Do You Say 'Are You Dead?' In German? Pandemonium takes over when a non-English speaking German deliveryman collapses in a faint in Laverne and Shirley’s apartment.
Dec 1 2001 10:30AM 014 - Suds To Stardom Laverne and Shirley’s determination to win a place in the brewery’s annual talent show gains them a bittersweet victory. They rehearse a wild calypso number for their audition, but they are turned down by their old nemesis, Gloria Lubitz, an ex-Rockette who now heads the company’s show.
Dec 1 2001 11:00AM 017 - Angel Of Mercy Shirley tries to talk Laverne into working as a volunteer nurse at a hospital, but Laverne resists until her latest heartthrob, Jerry Callihan, enters the hospital for an operation.
Dec 1 2001 11:30AM 018 - Bachelor Mother The Fonz visits Laverne and Shirley and drops off a surprise bundle - a baby! The girls are faced with a dateless Saturday night at home with the TV set not working. As they settle into a quiet night of babysitting, their Chicago boy friends call and invite them for a night out at the famed Chez Paree. There is an unexpected turn of events when they get Lenny and Squiggy to watch the baby.
Dec 1 2001 12:00PM 020 - Bridal Shower Laverne and Shirley are invited to attend a bridal shower for one of their old high school classmates, but they feel like old maids.
Dec 1 2001 12:30PM 021 - Look Before You Leap After attending a big bash at the brewery, Laverne blacks out about what happened during the party and is worried about how she behaved.
Dec 1 2001 1:00PM 022 - Dear Future Model Laverne and Shirley are jealous when they see how the guys flip for a pretty model at the Pizza Bowl, so they decide to enroll in a correspondence modeling school in order to become the “new you”.
Dec 1 2001 1:30PM 023 - Good Time Girl Laverne and Shirley think they are the most sought-after girls in town when their phone is kept constantly ringing by would-be admirers, but they soon find out they are the victims of a spiteful prank.
Dec 1 2001 2:00PM 024 - Two Of Our Weirdo's Are Missing Laverne and Shirley play detectives when their oddball neighbors, Lenny and Squiggy disappear.
Dec 1 2001 2:30PM 025 - Oh Hear the Angels Voices Laverne and Shirley and their friends entertain at a hospital Christmas party. They all sing "Silent Night".
Dec 1 2001 3:00PM 030 - Call Me a Taxi Laverne and Shirley are laid off at the brewery and in order to support themselves they get jobs as dime-a-dance girls.
Dec 1 2001 3:30PM 031 - Steppin’ Out Laverne and Shirley are asked out by two “dreamboats”, but when they start to prepare themselves for a fun-filled evening, everything goes wrong.
Dec 1 2001 4:00PM 034 - Hi Neighbor Book 2 Laverne and Shirley come to the rescue when Lenny and Squiggy get stood up. Lenny and Squiggy take the girls to a posh restaurant... until Squiggy sees his date with another guy at the same restaurant. This episode was written by David Landers and Michael McKean.
Dec 1 2001 4:30PM 036 - Haunted House When Laverne and Shirley need a new sofa they get a hot tip from Carmine Ragusa on where to find one, but get scared out of their wits when they go to check it out at a house with a reputation for being haunted.
Dec 1 2001 5:00PM 040 - Tag Team Wrestling Laverne and Shirley become tag team wrestlers to raise money for charity.
Dec 1 2001 5:30PM 042 - The Robot Lawsuit When Laverne and Shirley go shopping for presents, Laverne is attacked by a toy called Roger Robot, which leads to an unusual courtroom battle when she sues the store.
Dec 1 2001 6:00PM 043 - Laverne’s Arranged Marriage Laverne and Shirley are forced to act quickly when Laverne’s dad, Frank, arranges a marriage for his daughter to Nick Martino, the son of Mozzarella King Vito Martino.
Dec 1 2001 6:30PM 047 - The Stakeout Laverne and Shirley agree to let the FBI use their apartment to observe the activity of a counterfeiter, then are shocked when their friend Carmine turns out to be a prime suspect.
Dec 1 2001 7:00PM 049 - Take My Plants, Please When Laverne and Shirley are laid off at the Shotz Brewery, they decide to earn some cash by starting a business of their own.
Dec 1 2001 7:30PM 051 - The Morticians Laverne falls for a man with a big black limo but she needs Shirley’s help in order to get a date with him.
Dec 1 2001 8:00PM 016 - Drive She Said Trying to keep up with Fonzie’s girlfriend, Pinky Tuscadero, Shirley decides to buy a car to upgrade the girls’ lifestyle. She convinces Laverne to go “halfsies” with her - only to learn that Laverne can’t drive.
Dec 1 2001 8:30PM 033 - Honeymoon Motel Shirley wins a contest that entitles her to a honeymoon weekend at a classy hotel, but since she doesn’t have a husband, she and Laverne cook up a scheme so that they can enjoy the two days.
Dec 1 2001 9:00PM 048 - Shirley’s Operations Shirley is taken to the hospital in need of an emergency operation, and the medical profession is turned upside down when her well-meaning friends rush to her side -- in costume from an “Alice in Wonderland” play rehearsal.
Dec 1 2001 9:30PM 065 - Playing the Roxy Shirley is injured in a fall, undergoes a personality change and believes she’s an “exotic” dancer.
Dec 1 2001 10:00PM 080 - Lenny’s Crush Laverne and Shirley’s neighbor, Lenny, falls madly in love with Laverne, but she doesn’t have the heart to tell him that he is definitely not the man of her dreams.
Dec 1 2001 10:30PM 111 - The Diner Comedy chaos reigns in the kitchen as Laverne and Shirley try to feed a hungry horde of me when they take over running a greasy spoon inherited by Lenny.
Dec 1 2001 11:00PM 136 - It Only Hurts When I Breathe An invitation to a high school reunion gets the girls on a nostalgia kick that has more kick than anticipated.
Dec 1 2001 11:30PM 133 - Sing, Sing, Sing Convinced that she has singing talent despite a disastrous performance, Laverne takes singing lessons from Carmine.
Dec 2 2001 12:00AM 052 - The Horse Show Shirley’s love for animals gets her in trouble with the health department when she moves a horse into her apartment.
Dec 2 2001 12:30AM 055 - The Dentist Shirley’s cousin, a dental student, prepares to repair Laverne’s tooth.
Dec 2 2001 1:00AM 057 - The Driving Test Laverne and Shirley pitch in to help Squiggy make the grade as a truck driver at Shotz brewery.
Dec 2 2001 1:30AM 058 - The Obstacle Course Laverne and Shirley try to qualify for positions as auxiliary policewomen.
Dec 2 2001 4:00AM 066 - The Robbery Laverne is thoroughly frightened when she discovers that the guy she’s dating is mixing robbery with romance.
Dec 2 2001 4:30AM 071 - A Visit to the Cemetery Episode description is not available
Dec 2 2001 5:00AM 074 - Dinner for Four Laverne and Shirley stand up Lenny and Squiggy for a candlelight dinner with two handsome veterinarians.
Dec 2 2001 5:30AM 078 - The Third Annual Shotz Talent Show Mr. Shotz replaces Laverne and Shirley with Lenny and Squiggy as directors of the brewery’s talent show.
Dec 2 2001 6:00AM 079 - Super Market Sweep Laverne and Shirley get five minutes free shopping at supermarket when Laverne turns out to be the store’s one millionth customer.
Dec 2 2001 6:30AM 081 - Fire Show Laverne and Shirley’s burning desire for a handsome fireman threatens to send their friendship up in smoke.
Dec 2 2001 7:00AM 082 - Squiggy in Love Laverne and Shirley must try to save Squiggy from himself when he falls madly in love with a beautiful girl who is taking him for all she can get.
Dec 2 2001 7:30AM 083 - The Feminine Mistake When Laverne realizes that she’s going to have to change her personality if she has any hopes of attracting more men, she seeks help from Shirley.
Dec 2 2001 8:00AM 085 - Spy in My Beer Laverne is convinced that a spy is after a secret formula at the brewery and persuades Shirley to help her in his capture.
Dec 2 2001 8:30AM 089 - Fat City Holiday Famished Laverne and Shirley seek outside sources of sustenance when they become counselors at fat farm and face slim pickings.
Dec 2 2001 9:00AM 092 - You’ve Pushed Me Too Far The girls try to effect reconciliation between Lenny and Squiggy after the guys have a terrible argument.
Dec 2 2001 9:30AM 094 - Bad Girls Laverne and Shirley are shocked when they find out that their old high school club, The Angora Debs, has turned into a tough gang of girls, so they round up the club’s old members to fight fire with fire.
Dec 2 2001 10:00AM 095 - You’re in the Army Now Part 1 The girls quit their jobs and join the Women’s Army Corps.
Dec 2 2001 10:30AM 096 - You’re in the Army Now Part 2 The two yearn for home sweet home when they meet up with Drill Sgt. Plout (Vicki Lawrence).
Dec 2 2001 11:00AM 098 - The 4th Annual Shotz Talent Show Mr. Shotz forces the girls to change the theme of the annual talent show and they come up with a musical history of America.
Dec 2 2001 11:30AM 102 - The Beatnik Show When the girls visit a swinging coffeehouse frequented by beatniks, straitlaced Shirley undergoes an outrageous change in thinking and personality, leading Laverne to think she may be losing her friendship.
Dec 2 2001 12:00PM 106 - Murder on the Moosejaw Express Part 1 While on a train to Canada, Laverne and Shirley encounter dying man who gives them top secret film and a mysterious clue to identify one of his murderers.
Dec 2 2001 12:30PM 107 - Murder on the Moosejaw Express Part 2 Laverne and Shirley concoct scheme to come face-to-face with the killer who has tried to poison Shirley and who has kidnapped Lenny and Squiggy.
Dec 2 2001 1:00PM 109 - Antonio the Amazing Laverne and Shirley create more than roars of laughter when a grizzly bear befriended by Laverne’s handsome cousin, Antonio, who has moved to Milwaukee, pays them an uproarious visit.
Dec 2 2001 1:30PM 110 - The Duke of Squigman Lenny and Squiggy move into Laverne and Shirley’s apartment while the girls are away, and Squiggy dreams that he’s a duke during his sleepwalking jaunts.
Dec 2 2001 2:00PM 113 - Not Quite New York Laverne and Shirley lose their jobs and move to California to realize their dreams of fame and romance.
Dec 2 2001 2:30PM 114 - Welcome to Burbank Laverne and Shirley meet their neighbors, a handsome stuntman and a sexy actress, and then are tossed about in an earthquake.
Dec 2 2001 3:00PM 115 - Studio City While seeking to meet film star Troy Donahue, Laverne and Shirley are mistaken for stuntwomen and get involved in some wild scenes.
Dec 2 2001 3:30PM 116 - Grand Opening Shirley cuts it close while throwing daggers at Laverne during grand opening of Frank’s restaurant.
Dec 2 2001 4:00PM 118 - The Dating Game While appearing as contestants on “The Dating Game,” Lenny and Squiggy give out some shocking information about the girls.
Dec 2 2001 4:30PM 124 - To Tell the Truth Laverne and Shirley fire off hilarious salvos of nothing but wacky truth when neighbor Rhonda Lee goads them into a game of “truth,” that results in a riotous round of zingers.
Dec 2 2001 5:00PM 127 - The Bardwell Caper Part 1 Laverne and Shirley, angry about not getting pay raise, write nasty note to their boss and then try to retrieve it from his tight security office.
Dec 2 2001 5:30PM 128 - The Bardwell Caper Part 2 Laverne and Shirley hilariously try to cover their tracks after entering their supervisor’s office to retrieve nasty note they’ve written to him.
Dec 2 2001 6:00PM 140 - Night at the Awards Lenny and Squiggy impose on Joey Heatherton during televised awards show to have her read one of their wretched TV scripts.
Dec 2 2001 6:30PM 143 - Friendly Persuasion Laverne falls for actor Charles Grodin, and mistakenly interprets his kindness as romantic interest in her.
Dec 2 2001 7:00PM 146 - Watch the Fur Fly Laverne and Shirley become phonies to impress their dates at a party.
Dec 2 2001 7:30PM 152 - Helmut Weekend Squiggy’s long-lost father returns, and he causes a rift between Squiggy and Lenny.
Dec 2 2001 8:00PM 019 - Excuse Me, May I Cut In? Ron Howard and Anson Williams guest star, respectively as, Richie Cunningham and Potsie Weber of “Happy Days,” who are tricked by Laverne and Shirley into escorting them to the Jefferson High School Victory dance, so that Laverne can enter the dance contest and win the grand prize -- a television set.
Dec 2 2001 8:30PM 053 - The Slow Child Laverne and Shirley witness the development of a moving relationship between Mrs. Babish’s “exceptional” daughter and Lenny.
Dec 2 2001 9:00PM 029 - Guinea Pigs In order to dig up $20 each to attend a cocktail party where they will meet some businessmen, Laverne and Shirley volunteer to be subjects for scientific experiments.
Dec 2 2001 9:30PM 032 - Buddy Can You Spare A Father Shirley is all excited because her dad, Jack, whom she hasn’t seen for more than a year, is coming to visit, but she gets more than she bargained for when he shows up.
Dec 2 2001 10:00PM 046 - Laverne & Shirley Meet Fabian Laverne and Shirley’s joy at the prospect of attending a Fabian concert becomes disappointment when they learn that tickets for the event are sold out. Nonetheless they are determined to meet him and see the concert.
Dec 2 2001 10:30PM 026 - Guilty Until Proven Not Innocent Laverne gets thrown into jail when she is accused of shoplifting at an exclusive store.
Dec 2 2001 11:00PM 104 - Why Did the Fireman..? Laverne’s fondest dreams are about to come true when a daring fireman she loves decides to marry her.
Dec 2 2001 11:30PM 120 - The Road to Burbank Laverne and Shirley and Lenny and Squiggy have widely varying versions of an embarrassing incident in a motel during their trip to Los Angeles.
Dec 3 2001 12:00AM 125 - I Do, I Do The girls almost marry two rock stars from Britain after eating some brownies laced with marijuana.
Dec 3 2001 12:30AM 157 - The Mummy's Bridge Laverne and Shirley share one of their funniest adventures together when Shirley’s dream - marriage - finally comes true at one of the most offbeat weddings, when the groom gets a rash and the ceremony has to be held in a hospital ward.
Dec 3 2001 1:00AM 161 - The Playboy Show Laverne decides to become a playboy bunny, and comes face-to-face with Hugh Hefner.
Dec 3 2001 1:30AM 165 - Of Mice and Men Laverne tries to restore her new boyfriend’s self-confidence after he fails to stand up to some toughs.
Dec 3 2001 4:00AM 174 - Please Dont' Feed the Buzzards Lenny and Squiggy set off on frantic search for their fortune when they find a treasure map.
Dec 3 2001 4:30AM 175 - How's Your Sister Squiggy’s sultry and bizarre sister comes for a visit and falls for Carmine.
Dec 3 2001 5:00AM 176 - Do the Carmine Carmine is a national sensation when he performs a song and dance routine, supposedly laced with wicked messages, on TV.
Dec 3 2001 5:30AM 178 - Here Today, Hair Tomorrow Laverne and the gang bid farewell to Carmine, who is determined to find stardom in Broadway musicals.

[callmetootie]

Aren't they showing Two Flew Over The Cookoo's Nest? I didn't see it.

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Andrew Carden

[Rockapella722]

"Two Flew Over The Cookoo's Nest?"

eh???

YAY! GUINEA PIGS!!! I ACIDENTALLY RECORDED OVER IT! too bad The anniversary show isnt on.. I recorded over that, and half of another show too, but im not sure what it was....

yay!!!

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Shirley: I hate that, I hate that, I hate that.
Laverne: Ya hate this, hm? Well, take your hate for that and double it and you get the way I feel about the way your stir your tea.
Shirley: My tea?
Laverne: Yeah, ya gotta take your cup and it's not bad enough ya gotta clang it around on the inside... (Laverne clangs the spoon around the inside of the cup.) No, no. That's not enough! Then ya gotta finish it off by clangin' it on the outside! (She clangs the spoon on the outside.) Well, next time, try clangin' it with this! (Laverne bends the spoon.)
Shirley: (gasp) My official Nancy Drew spoon! OK, let's talk about L's, shall we? L's to the left of me, L's to the right of me. You know why you put L's all over everything? So that I can't borrow it.
Laverne: Aw, come on...
(Shirley rips the L off of Laverne's shirt.)
Laverne: GIMME THAT!!!
Shirley: Ya know what I'm gonna do with this? I'm gonna flush it!
Laverne: You wouldn't dare!
(Shirley runs off to the bathroom with Laverne following after her, yelling. Shirley goes in the bathroom and slams the door.)
Laverne: Oh, yeah!? Ya know what I'm gonna do with this spoon? I'm gonna give it to Squiggy and I'm gonna let him put it in his mouth and lick, lick, lick, lick, lick it! And then I'm gonna put it in his hair!

[This message has been edited by SpinalTap101747 (edited 11-29-2001).]

[LaverneShirley]

Originally posted by callmetootie:
Aren't they showing Two Flew Over The Cookoo's Nest? I didn't see it.

YOu mean "One Flew Over Milwaukee?" I guess not....