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Sean Snow · 12-01-2001, 11:46 AM

I have a question. What episode had Laverne dreaming about her and Shirley getting old and not marrying? This was from the Wisconson Years.

Any help would be appreciated!

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From "Make Room for Daddy":
Danny: What do you need a dollar for?
Rusty: 100 lollipops.
Margeret: Honey, you can't possibly eat 100 lollipops!
Rusty: I'm only going to eat One! The other 99 are for the kangaroo on the corner!
Danny: Louise, what have you been putting in this kid's oatmeal?

Rockapella722 · 12-01-2001, 03:41 PM

I believe you're thinking of "2001: A Comedy Oddessy."

In it Laverne is very fat, Carmind is a priest, and they almost marry Lenny and Squiggy out of desperation to have husbands.

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Shirley: I hate that, I hate that, I hate that.
Laverne: Ya hate this, hm? Well, take your hate for that and double it and you get the way I feel about the way your stir your tea.
Shirley: My tea?
Laverne: Yeah, ya gotta take your cup and it's not bad enough ya gotta clang it around on the inside... (Laverne clangs the spoon around the inside of the cup.) No, no. That's not enough! Then ya gotta finish it off by clangin' it on the outside! (She clangs the spoon on the outside.) Well, next time, try clangin' it with this! (Laverne bends the spoon.)
Shirley: (gasp) My official Nancy Drew spoon! OK, let's talk about L's, shall we? L's to the left of me, L's to the right of me. You know why you put L's all over everything? So that I can't borrow it.
Laverne: Aw, come on...
(Shirley rips the L off of Laverne's shirt.)
Laverne: GIMME THAT!!!
Shirley: Ya know what I'm gonna do with this? I'm gonna flush it!
Laverne: You wouldn't dare!
(Shirley runs off to the bathroom with Laverne following after her, yelling. Shirley goes in the bathroom and slams the door.)
Laverne: Oh, yeah!? Ya know what I'm gonna do with this spoon? I'm gonna give it to Squiggy and I'm gonna let him put it in his mouth and lick, lick, lick, lick, lick it! And then I'm gonna put it in his hair!

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Sean Snow · 12-01-2001, 03:48 PM

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Originally posted by SpinalTap101747:
I believe you're thinking of "2001: A Comedy Oddessy."

In it Laverne is very fat, Carmind is a priest, and they almost marry Lenny and Squiggy out of desperation to have husbands.

Thank You! I Wasn't Sure What the Title Was, Because There Wasn't a Description under '2001', and I didn't want to mislabel or wait until a day in January when it's aired on TV Land to find out the title! Thanks Again!

12-01-2001, 11:46 AM	#1
Sean Snow moo Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 10,408	Help! Which Episode...... I have a question. What episode had Laverne dreaming about her and Shirley getting old and not marrying? This was from the Wisconson Years. Any help would be appreciated! ------------------ From "Make Room for Daddy": Danny: What do you need a dollar for? Rusty: 100 lollipops. Margeret: Honey, you can't possibly eat 100 lollipops! Rusty: I'm only going to eat One! The other 99 are for the kangaroo on the corner! Danny: Louise, what have you been putting in this kid's oatmeal?

12-01-2001, 03:41 PM	#2
Rockapella722 .B.A.D.G.E.R. .G.I.R.L. Senior Member Join Date: Oct 28, 2001 Location: Madison, WI Posts: 1,489	I believe you're thinking of "2001: A Comedy Oddessy." In it Laverne is very fat, Carmind is a priest, and they almost marry Lenny and Squiggy out of desperation to have husbands. ------------------ Shirley: I hate that, I hate that, I hate that. Laverne: Ya hate this, hm? Well, take your hate for that and double it and you get the way I feel about the way your stir your tea. Shirley: My tea? Laverne: Yeah, ya gotta take your cup and it's not bad enough ya gotta clang it around on the inside... (Laverne clangs the spoon around the inside of the cup.) No, no. That's not enough! Then ya gotta finish it off by clangin' it on the outside! (She clangs the spoon on the outside.) Well, next time, try clangin' it with this! (Laverne bends the spoon.) Shirley: (gasp) My official Nancy Drew spoon! OK, let's talk about L's, shall we? L's to the left of me, L's to the right of me. You know why you put L's all over everything? So that I can't borrow it. Laverne: Aw, come on... (Shirley rips the L off of Laverne's shirt.) Laverne: GIMME THAT!!! Shirley: Ya know what I'm gonna do with this? I'm gonna flush it! Laverne: You wouldn't dare! (Shirley runs off to the bathroom with Laverne following after her, yelling. Shirley goes in the bathroom and slams the door.) Laverne: Oh, yeah!? Ya know what I'm gonna do with this spoon? I'm gonna give it to Squiggy and I'm gonna let him put it in his mouth and lick, lick, lick, lick, lick it! And then I'm gonna put it in his hair! [This message has been edited by SpinalTap101747 (edited 12-01-2001).]