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mgdonnan · 06-24-2005, 04:40 PM

No one knows the case?? I think his name is Randall Utterback or Utterbach -- really nerdy dude that couldn't stand that his x girlfriend didn't want to be with him-- he ran her off the road and threatened to kill himself if she wouldn't get back together with him? Please let me know if there were any updates...

Kane · 06-24-2005, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by mgdonnan

No one knows the case?? I think his name is Randall Utterback or Utterbach -- really nerdy dude that couldn't stand that his x girlfriend didn't want to be with him-- he ran her off the road and threatened to kill himself if she wouldn't get back together with him? Please let me know if there were any updates...

I remember the case, although I don't remember the actual spelling of his last name. Even when it was intermixed with new episodes on Lifetime, there were no updates. So chances are, he's still out there.

To my recollection, it hasn't been on America's Most Wanted. But maybe it's time for that show to feature that case.

Jersey Girl 7 · 06-28-2005, 03:36 PM

He looked like such a dork!!!

Tap Dancer · 01-27-2006, 05:18 PM

Is this the guy? Randall Joe Utterback

peachysquirt21 · 01-28-2006, 12:16 AM

I believe that is him. I still cannot get over what she saw in this guy.

Tap Dancer · 01-28-2006, 08:21 AM

Yeah, he's definitely a dork.

LooksLikeCRicci · 01-29-2006, 01:30 AM

Yeah, but she was SUPER young and was probably flattered that an older man was interested in her.

Creepy, don't get me wrong.... I feel so bad for the victim in this.

UMFanatic · 01-31-2006, 05:40 PM

I just saw this one not too long ago. Maybe it was last week sometime. I'd say sometime in the past month Lifetime showed this one.

benmmaddog · 07-29-2007, 11:02 PM

you guys are right that is the right one. i was in jail with him at the time. i was gone when he escaped. he escaped by saying he slip and hurt he's ankle in the shower so the deputy took him to the ER room.I think it was after they (him and a deputy) got out of the ER room he pushed ,overpowered,knock him over, something like that and took off running.(he didn't have leg chains on cause he hurt his ankle). he had to have the help of that deputy ,cause that deputy was at least twice his size. that and the area he took off in,you could see in a block in any direction.plus that deputy resigned right after that and they talked alot. i had heard that he was going to escaped to england. i would updates to this too. right before i left the jail i think he was missing a few cards from the deck

wiseguy182 · 07-29-2007, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by benmmaddog

you guys are right that is the right one. i was in jail with him at the time. i was gone when he escaped. he escaped by saying he slip and hurt he's ankle in the shower so the deputy took him to the ER room.I think it was after they (him and a deputy) got out of the ER room he pushed ,overpowered,knock him over, something like that and took off running.(he didn't have leg chains on cause he hurt his ankle). he had to have the help of that deputy ,cause that deputy was at least twice his size. that and the area he took off in,you could see in a block in any direction.plus that deputy resigned right after that and they talked alot. i had heard that he was going to escaped to england. i would updates to this too. right before i left the jail i think he was missing a few cards from the deck

Wow, that's something! Thanks for the update.

crystaldawn · 07-30-2007, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by benmmaddog

you guys are right that is the right one. i was in jail with him at the time. i was gone when he escaped. he escaped by saying he slip and hurt he's ankle in the shower so the deputy took him to the ER room.I think it was after they (him and a deputy) got out of the ER room he pushed ,overpowered,knock him over, something like that and took off running.(he didn't have leg chains on cause he hurt his ankle). he had to have the help of that deputy ,cause that deputy was at least twice his size. that and the area he took off in,you could see in a block in any direction.plus that deputy resigned right after that and they talked alot. i had heard that he was going to escaped to england. i would updates to this too. right before i left the jail i think he was missing a few cards from the deck

Thanks for posting benmmaddog. Very interesting that the deputy may have helped him escape. I wonder if he was ever charged. I was shocked when I found out he was never apprehended so it seems plausible that he's in another country. I feel sorry for his ex-girlfriend though as she probably still looks over her shoulder.

greatgarrett2 · 07-30-2007, 08:04 PM

Yeah, I guess placing fear into someone is worse than actually hurting them physically because they live with it 24 hours a day.......G.Daniel Walker said that.

Feel sorry for the X girlfriend tho.

Corky Kneivel · 07-31-2007, 09:57 PM

I dunno guys, my conspiracy detector is going off big time here. I got odds that benmaddog is really Randall Joe Utterback and is trying to do the old "dipsey doodle" on everyone!! Notice how he oh-so casually mentions that he "heard he was going to escaped to england". As if we're to believe he overheard Utterback describing escaped plans he fake he slip in the shower and hurt he's ankle and Utterback was going straight from the prison to england. Man, that's at LEAST 50 miles! I mean, maybe he could hitchhike and find someone to drive him all the way to paris, which is the capital of ireland. And then take a trolley train to europe, which is the capital of england but I doubt it. But I'm getting ahead of myself anyway, that's all part of the deliberate misinformation aspect of this escaped!!

So now imagine this hairy handed gent, running amok in Kent. Maybe he's been overheard in Mayfair. They better stay away from him, he'll rip their lungs out, Jim.

Now law enforcement travels all the way to england-towne, has a butchers around Charlie Brown, and Randall Joe is nowhere to be Tuppenced. Why?!

Because he never was going to escaped to england at all!

Nor was he going to escaped to france or argentina or zimbabwe either. He never planned to escaped to any of the baskrillion other far away areas one could escaped to.

Because benmaddog is really Randall Joe Utterback and he's posting from a bunker somewhere in southern Missouri hoping we'll all fall for his merry ol' england ruse!!

I mean could you imagine Randall Joe in London? Utterback doesn't necessarily strike me as the cosmopolitan type. Making the jump from Hogswaller, Mizzou to having tea and crumpets in Stepney-Upon-Brumbleshire-Upon-Avenswood Downs might be a little harder than old Randall thinks. And by the way...DUDE'S NAME IS RANDALL!! I think he's going to have a hard time with Brits laughing in his face as he goes around telling people "Hi, I'm RANDY. And you are...?"

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seriously though this is my weirdest post

wiseguy182 · 08-02-2007, 05:53 AM

Corky, your posts are awesome!

kadrmas15 · 08-02-2007, 05:55 PM

Hmm, Corky that is interesting. Yeah, I have been of the opinion that Utterback is not in another country and probably isnt even in another state, his family is probably helping him financially and is hiding him somewhere most likely.

06-24-2005, 04:40 PM	#1
mgdonnan Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Nov 12, 2004 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9	Nerdy possessive boyfriend?? Any updates on Randall Utterback? No one knows the case?? I think his name is Randall Utterback or Utterbach -- really nerdy dude that couldn't stand that his x girlfriend didn't want to be with him-- he ran her off the road and threatened to kill himself if she wouldn't get back together with him? Please let me know if there were any updates...

07-30-2007, 08:04 PM	#12
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06-28-2005, 03:36 PM	#3
Jersey Girl 7 Jersey Girl 7 Occasional Poster Join Date: Jun 11, 2005 Location: NJ Posts: 16	He looked like such a dork!!!

01-27-2006, 05:18 PM	#4
Tap Dancer Member Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 20, 2005 Location: Virginia Posts: 754	Is this the guy? Randall Joe Utterback

01-28-2006, 12:16 AM	#5
peachysquirt21 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 27, 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 462	I believe that is him. I still cannot get over what she saw in this guy.

01-28-2006, 08:21 AM	#6
Tap Dancer Member Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 20, 2005 Location: Virginia Posts: 754	Yeah, he's definitely a dork.

01-29-2006, 01:30 AM	#7
LooksLikeCRicci Likes to live in a clean house Moderator Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 27, 2005 Posts: 4,050	Yeah, but she was SUPER young and was probably flattered that an older man was interested in her. Creepy, don't get me wrong.... I feel so bad for the victim in this.

01-31-2006, 05:40 PM	#8
UMFanatic Unsolved Mysteries Occasional Poster Join Date: Jan 31, 2006 Posts: 41	I just saw this one not too long ago. Maybe it was last week sometime. I'd say sometime in the past month Lifetime showed this one.

07-29-2007, 11:02 PM	#9
benmmaddog Member First Time Poster Join Date: Jul 29, 2007 Location: missouri Posts: 1	you guys are right that is the right one. i was in jail with him at the time. i was gone when he escaped. he escaped by saying he slip and hurt he's ankle in the shower so the deputy took him to the ER room.I think it was after they (him and a deputy) got out of the ER room he pushed ,overpowered,knock him over, something like that and took off running.(he didn't have leg chains on cause he hurt his ankle). he had to have the help of that deputy ,cause that deputy was at least twice his size. that and the area he took off in,you could see in a block in any direction.plus that deputy resigned right after that and they talked alot. i had heard that he was going to escaped to england. i would updates to this too. right before i left the jail i think he was missing a few cards from the deck

07-31-2007, 09:57 PM	#13
Corky Kneivel Member Forum Regular Join Date: Feb 12, 2007 Location: Sacratomato Posts: 570	I dunno guys, my conspiracy detector is going off big time here. I got odds that benmaddog is really Randall Joe Utterback and is trying to do the old "dipsey doodle" on everyone!! Notice how he oh-so casually mentions that he "heard he was going to escaped to england". As if we're to believe he overheard Utterback describing escaped plans he fake he slip in the shower and hurt he's ankle and Utterback was going straight from the prison to england. Man, that's at LEAST 50 miles! I mean, maybe he could hitchhike and find someone to drive him all the way to paris, which is the capital of ireland. And then take a trolley train to europe, which is the capital of england but I doubt it. But I'm getting ahead of myself anyway, that's all part of the deliberate misinformation aspect of this escaped!! So now imagine this hairy handed gent, running amok in Kent. Maybe he's been overheard in Mayfair. They better stay away from him, he'll rip their lungs out, Jim. Now law enforcement travels all the way to england-towne, has a butchers around Charlie Brown, and Randall Joe is nowhere to be Tuppenced. Why?! Because he never was going to escaped to england at all! Nor was he going to escaped to france or argentina or zimbabwe either. He never planned to escaped to any of the baskrillion other far away areas one could escaped to. Because benmaddog is really Randall Joe Utterback and he's posting from a bunker somewhere in southern Missouri hoping we'll all fall for his merry ol' england ruse!! I mean could you imagine Randall Joe in London? Utterback doesn't necessarily strike me as the cosmopolitan type. Making the jump from Hogswaller, Mizzou to having tea and crumpets in Stepney-Upon-Brumbleshire-Upon-Avenswood Downs might be a little harder than old Randall thinks. And by the way...DUDE'S NAME IS RANDALL!! I think he's going to have a hard time with Brits laughing in his face as he goes around telling people "Hi, I'm RANDY. And you are...?" ______________ seriously though this is my weirdest post

08-02-2007, 05:53 AM	#14
wiseguy182 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 11, 2006 Location: Wendy's salad bar Posts: 7,030	Corky, your posts are awesome!

08-02-2007, 05:55 PM	#15
kadrmas15 Retired from Board 03/03/11 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11, 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 1,910	Hmm, Corky that is interesting. Yeah, I have been of the opinion that Utterback is not in another country and probably isnt even in another state, his family is probably helping him financially and is hiding him somewhere most likely.