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Chocoholic · 06-24-2005, 03:55 PM

You may wind up in court!

ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 - CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY.
>
> A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She Immediately moved to another seat.
> This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
> The man seemed more amused.
> When on the fourth move, she had the man arrested.
> The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
> The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
> Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling, and I had to smile.
> Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick," and I
> could hardly contain myself. But, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident"... I just lost it."
> CASE DISMISSED!

Courtnee · 06-24-2005, 03:56 PM

Mijada · 06-24-2005, 03:57 PM

Cactus Jack · 06-24-2005, 04:01 PM

TJL · 06-24-2005, 04:06 PM

That's funny!

Rhiannon · 06-24-2005, 10:15 PM

swedeace · 06-24-2005, 10:22 PM

Oh, my gosh, that is just TOO funny!!!

ABlairican Pie · 06-25-2005, 12:20 AM

Truth in advertising!!

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 06-25-2005, 12:28 AM

G-Force Glockstar · 06-25-2005, 12:30 AM

:rotfl:

Dude111 · 05-13-2025, 02:56 AM

Hehe I can see why the case was dismissed!!

The Judge probably was laughing like crazy also...

06-24-2005, 03:55 PM	#1
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	Why You Shouldn't Look at Pregnant Ladies You may wind up in court! ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 - CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY. > > A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She Immediately moved to another seat. > This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. > The man seemed more amused. > When on the fourth move, she had the man arrested. > The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. > The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned. > Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling, and I had to smile. > Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick," and I > could hardly contain myself. But, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident"... I just lost it." > CASE DISMISSED!

06-24-2005, 03:56 PM	#2
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06-24-2005, 10:22 PM	#7
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05-13-2025, 02:56 AM	#11
Dude111 Forum Legend Join Date: Nov 05, 2013 Posts: 36,751	Hehe I can see why the case was dismissed!! The Judge probably was laughing like crazy also...