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A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up
behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. "What was that for?" he asked. "That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Mary Lou written on it," she replied.. "Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Mary Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on, " he explained.. "Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good explanation.". Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold.. When he came to, he asked, "What the hell was that for?". She replied, "Your horse called." |
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And we are breathing deeper instead There's really no way to reach me There's really no way to reach me There's really no way to reach me Cause I'm already gone |
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Ah, so he really was cheating?
lol anyway that's funny!
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oh, snap!
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lol
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MAN VS SAMMICH.
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Whether I'm the rose of sheer perfection
A freckle on the nose of life's complexion The Cinderella or the shine apple of its eye I gotta fly once, I gotta try once, Only can die once, right, sir? Ooh, life is juicy, juicy and you see, I gotta have my bite, sir. Get ready for me love, 'cause I'm a "comer" I simply gotta march, my heart's a drummer Don't bring around the cloud to rain on my parade |
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suuuure, blame the horse
Mr Ed would be very displeased
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Hehe why isnt good stuff posted anymore
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Hmmmmm I hope not buddy!!
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