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I Love Carol Burnett! · 06-09-2005, 12:47 PM

Post your favorite 10 GG quotes. I'm making a GG display and I want a page filled with the funnies GG quotes.

alwyzStayGolden · 06-24-2005, 11:57 PM

1.Rose: What's gonna happen when there is only one of us left?
Sophia: Don't worry. I can take care of myself

2.Rose: Dorothy, you're the smart one, and Blanche, you're the sexy one, and Sophia, you're the old one, and I'm the nice one. Everybody always likes me.
Sophia: The old one isn't so crazy about you.

3.Sophia: There's just something I don't like about him. I can't put my finger on it, but if I did, I'd have to wash it.

4.Rose enters from the kitchen with a pan in her hands: Do you want to see my vanskap kaka?
Sophia: As long as I don't have to show you mine.

5.Rose: Cooking, Dorothy?
Dorothy: No, Rose, I'm developing pictures for the Magellan Space Program

6.Blanche: Why, Rose, that's the law of the jungle!
Sophia: Thank you, Sheena, queen of the slut people.

7.Rose: You know, Sophia, your problem at work reminds me of something that happened back in St. Olaf.
Sophia: Please. Dust reminds you of something that happened back in St. Olaf.

8.Dorothy: Ma, you couldn't sleep either?
Sophia: No, I was sleeping so well, I thought I'd try it in the sink.

9.Dorothy: What happened?
Blanche: She shot my vase.
Dorothy: What are you doing shooting, are you crazy?!
Rose: I heard a noise, I thought it was robbers.
Sophia: I lived eighty, eighty-one years, I survived two world wars, pneumonia, a stroke and two operations. One night I'll belch and Stable Mabel here will blow my head off!

& I believe my all-time FAVORITE quote is:

10.Sophia: I ate life once, not a bad cereal, when we are done with the shreaded wheat lets give it a try again!

Dorthy: ma' go to bed

Sophia: maybe ill have a bowl of shreaded wheat now, that way we will be closer to the life![COLOR=Teal]

joeypeter · 06-27-2005, 10:59 PM

Dorothy : Rose, I am not in denial.
Rose : Yes, you are. You're just denying you're in denial.
Dorothy : I am not denying I'm in denial.
Rose : If you're not denying you're in denial, then you're in denial.
Dorothy : Look, fluffhead. Why should I deny being in denial? I never said I was in denial, YOU are the one who said I was in denial, and don't you deny it.

This is my favorite!

TJAMES03 · 01-03-2006, 01:22 PM

One of my favorite quotes from GG is when the "girls" realize that the Hungarian artists that all three of them have been wanting, Lazlo, is gay.

Lazlo: "I'm sorry, I thought you knew."

Sophia: "What do you expect? The man had to look at the three of you naked for a month!"

TJAMES03 · 01-03-2006, 01:36 PM

This is a rather sad - yet powerful one. It was when Phil died and Sophia finally accepted it.

Sophia (crying): "My baby's gone!"

some various others....

Dorothy (accusing Sophia of spying): "Ma, if you weren't spying, then why was your faced pressed up against the crack?"

Sophia: "My face wasn't pressed up against the crack."

Rose; "That's what the crow said!"

Dorothy: "GET OUT!!!!!!!"

----

Rose: "You'll have to excuse Sophia"

Sophia: "Really? You heard that? I thought that I was safe backed up against these pillows."

----

(When the three girls are eating the foul-smelling crispies with their fingers holding their noses and Sophia walks in)

Sophia: "Come on, don't give me that. You couldn't have smelled that from down the hall!"

TJAMES03 · 01-06-2006, 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joeypeter

Dorothy : Rose, I am not in denial.
Rose : Yes, you are. You're just denying you're in denial.
Dorothy : I am not denying I'm in denial.
Rose : If you're not denying you're in denial, then you're in denial.
Dorothy : Look, fluffhead. Why should I deny being in denial? I never said I was in denial, YOU are the one who said I was in denial, and don't you deny it.

This is my favorite!

To answer your question about what episode this quote is from, while I don't know the title of the episode, it is from when Sofia becomes very ill and Dorothy and Stan stay overnight at the hospital waiting to hear about her condition. This prompts Dodothy to think that she is still in love with him.

TJAMES03 · 01-08-2006, 10:08 AM

(In the last episode)

Dorothy: "You'll always be my sisters....always."

Adam the Great · 01-08-2006, 05:24 PM

In the episode "It's a Miserable Life" after Freids Claxton dies, they go to funeral parlot. The guy in charge is Mr. Pfeiffer. He mentions that the PH isin't silent. He also things that they are preparing for Sophia's funeral. Sophia gets annoyed and says "Hey Pfeiffer, how would like a pfunch in you pface."

SherryLH · 01-09-2006, 12:33 PM

Blanche: Well I am stunned, just stunned, stunned is the only way to describe how stunned I am!!
Dorothy: Wait a minute Blanche. Are you trying to tell us that you are stunned?

From the same eppy:
Blanche: Well I am devestated, just devasted, devasted.....
Dorothy: Oh knock it off!!

In another eppy:

Rose(in the kitchen at night and Sophia comes in) Oh Sophia you couldn't sleep either?
Sophia: No Rose, I was sleeping great, I just wanted to show off my pajamas.

andress_jade · 01-27-2006, 06:40 AM

Here are a few of my favorites...

In this episode Dorothy leaves on a trip and she leaves Blanche in charge of Sophia. As soon as Dorothy leaves Sophia leans against the door.

Sophia: "Fasten your seat belt, slut puppy, this ain't gonna be no cakewalk."

In this episode Dorothy's friend Jean visits and we find out that she is a lesbian. Sophia and Dorothy are in bed talking about her and Dorothy mentions that Jean fell in love with Rose and they start laughing. Blanche walks in.

Blanche: "What's so going on?"
Dorothy and Sophia: "Nothing."
Blanche: "Come on, I heard you in here laughing. What's so funny?"
Sophia: "Well for starters, Jean is a lesbian."
Dorothy: "Ma!"
Blanche: "What's so funny about that?"
Sophia: "You mean you aren't surprised?"
Blanche: "Of course not. I've never met any personally but isn't Danny Thomas one?"
Dorothy: "Not Lebanese Blanche, lesbian."

In this episode Blanche thinks she is pregnant but it's actually menopause. When she first tells the girls, I love Sophia's comeback.

Sophia: "If it's a boy she can name it after it's father. Rick, Joe, Bob, Don, Dave."

I will post more later.

andress_jade · 02-03-2006, 03:54 AM

Here are a few more...

In this episode Rose's mother is visiting and Blanche has been taking an aerobics class. Her instructor is a hot, young guy and he asks Blanche out on a date.

Blanche: "Dirk is a few years younger than I am."
Dorothy: "In what Blanche, dog years?"

Same eppy

Blanche is all dressed for her date with Dirk and is waiting for him to arrive, she and Dorothy are talking about her relationship with Dirk. Dirk finally shows up and tells Blanche how pretty she looks. Blanche asks Dirk to wait in the van for a minute.

Blanche: "I believe I heard the word gorgeous. I am going to live forever!"
Dorothy: "Not outside an institution."

In this episode Blanche is trying to buy a new car and she comes outside to show Sophia and Rose.

Blanche: "Girls you will never believe what I decided to get."
She set the magazine on the table.
Sophia: "You decided to install a trapeze over your bed."

I got a lot of these but I will post more later...

Oriole Adams · 02-09-2006, 04:22 AM

I accidentally let a GG quote slip out during a business meeting recently....someone at the conference table said "Can I ask a stupid question?" Before I could stop myself, I replied, "Better than anyone I know!"

goldengirlfan1527 · 02-23-2006, 12:01 AM

Blanche: "What's so going on?"
Dorothy and Sophia: "Nothing."
Blanche: "Come on, I heard you in here laughing. What's so funny?"
Sophia: "Well for starters, Jean is a lesbian."
Dorothy: "Ma!"
Blanche: "What's so funny about that?"
Sophia: "You mean you aren't surprised?"
Blanche: "Of course not. I've never met any personally but isn't Danny Thomas one?"
Dorothy: "Not Lebanese Blanche, lesbian."

The whole Disdam segment. Something like:
Dorothy:Ma disdam is not a real word
Sophia:Yes it it
Dorothy:Use it in a sentence
Sophia:Okay, you're no good at disdam game

Scoobiedoo30 · 02-24-2006, 12:00 PM

Blanche What's so going on

Cali · 02-26-2006, 05:56 PM

Dorothy: "Does it say K-Mart on the back of my nightgown?!?"
Sophia: "As a matter of fact it does you cheapskate"

****

Sophia: (from her bedroom) "I'm not in; leave a message after the beep, BEEP!"
Rose: (on the outside of the door) "Hi, this is Rose...."

****

Blanche: "We're afraid of the aliens"
Dorothy: "How many times do I have to tell you? They are the Chungs and they're very nice people"

BWAHHAA!! These crack me up!

06-09-2005, 12:47 PM	#1
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06-24-2005, 11:57 PM	#2
alwyzStayGolden I LOVE GoldenGirls Occasional Poster Join Date: Jun 23, 2005 Location: Chicago! Posts: 34	1.Rose: What's gonna happen when there is only one of us left? Sophia: Don't worry. I can take care of myself 2.Rose: Dorothy, you're the smart one, and Blanche, you're the sexy one, and Sophia, you're the old one, and I'm the nice one. Everybody always likes me. Sophia: The old one isn't so crazy about you. 3.Sophia: There's just something I don't like about him. I can't put my finger on it, but if I did, I'd have to wash it. 4.Rose enters from the kitchen with a pan in her hands: Do you want to see my vanskap kaka? Sophia: As long as I don't have to show you mine. 5.Rose: Cooking, Dorothy? Dorothy: No, Rose, I'm developing pictures for the Magellan Space Program 6.Blanche: Why, Rose, that's the law of the jungle! Sophia: Thank you, Sheena, queen of the slut people. 7.Rose: You know, Sophia, your problem at work reminds me of something that happened back in St. Olaf. Sophia: Please. Dust reminds you of something that happened back in St. Olaf. 8.Dorothy: Ma, you couldn't sleep either? Sophia: No, I was sleeping so well, I thought I'd try it in the sink. 9.Dorothy: What happened? Blanche: She shot my vase. Dorothy: What are you doing shooting, are you crazy?! Rose: I heard a noise, I thought it was robbers. Sophia: I lived eighty, eighty-one years, I survived two world wars, pneumonia, a stroke and two operations. One night I'll belch and Stable Mabel here will blow my head off! & I believe my all-time FAVORITE quote is: 10.Sophia: I ate life once, not a bad cereal, when we are done with the shreaded wheat lets give it a try again! Dorthy: ma' go to bed Sophia: maybe ill have a bowl of shreaded wheat now, that way we will be closer to the life![COLOR=Teal]
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06-27-2005, 10:59 PM	#3
joeypeter Member Forum Cub Join Date: Jun 27, 2005 Posts: 2	What episode is this quote from? Dorothy : Rose, I am not in denial. Rose : Yes, you are. You're just denying you're in denial. Dorothy : I am not denying I'm in denial. Rose : If you're not denying you're in denial, then you're in denial. Dorothy : Look, fluffhead. Why should I deny being in denial? I never said I was in denial, YOU are the one who said I was in denial, and don't you deny it. This is my favorite!

01-09-2006, 12:33 PM	#9
SherryLH Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Feb 11, 2005 Posts: 54	Blanche: Well I am stunned, just stunned, stunned is the only way to describe how stunned I am!! Dorothy: Wait a minute Blanche. Are you trying to tell us that you are stunned? From the same eppy: Blanche: Well I am devestated, just devasted, devasted..... Dorothy: Oh knock it off!! In another eppy: Rose(in the kitchen at night and Sophia comes in) Oh Sophia you couldn't sleep either? Sophia: No Rose, I was sleeping great, I just wanted to show off my pajamas.
	Last edited by SherryLH; 11-30-2006 at 11:28 PM. Reason: made a mistake.

01-27-2006, 06:40 AM	#10
andress_jade Life Goes On... Moderator Senior Member Join Date: Mar 04, 2004 Location: Iola, KS or Glenbrook Posts: 1,220	Here are a few of my favorites... In this episode Dorothy leaves on a trip and she leaves Blanche in charge of Sophia. As soon as Dorothy leaves Sophia leans against the door. Sophia: "Fasten your seat belt, slut puppy, this ain't gonna be no cakewalk." In this episode Dorothy's friend Jean visits and we find out that she is a lesbian. Sophia and Dorothy are in bed talking about her and Dorothy mentions that Jean fell in love with Rose and they start laughing. Blanche walks in. Blanche: "What's so going on?" Dorothy and Sophia: "Nothing." Blanche: "Come on, I heard you in here laughing. What's so funny?" Sophia: "Well for starters, Jean is a lesbian." Dorothy: "Ma!" Blanche: "What's so funny about that?" Sophia: "You mean you aren't surprised?" Blanche: "Of course not. I've never met any personally but isn't Danny Thomas one?" Dorothy: "Not Lebanese Blanche, lesbian." In this episode Blanche thinks she is pregnant but it's actually menopause. When she first tells the girls, I love Sophia's comeback. Sophia: "If it's a boy she can name it after it's father. Rick, Joe, Bob, Don, Dave." I will post more later.
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01-03-2006, 01:22 PM	#4
TJAMES03 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jun 25, 2005 Posts: 193	One of my favorite quotes from GG is when the "girls" realize that the Hungarian artists that all three of them have been wanting, Lazlo, is gay. Lazlo: "I'm sorry, I thought you knew." Sophia: "What do you expect? The man had to look at the three of you naked for a month!"

01-03-2006, 01:36 PM	#5
TJAMES03 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jun 25, 2005 Posts: 193	This is a rather sad - yet powerful one. It was when Phil died and Sophia finally accepted it. Sophia (crying): "My baby's gone!" some various others.... Dorothy (accusing Sophia of spying): "Ma, if you weren't spying, then why was your faced pressed up against the crack?" Sophia: "My face wasn't pressed up against the crack." Rose; "That's what the crow said!" Dorothy: "GET OUT!!!!!!!" ---- Rose: "You'll have to excuse Sophia" Sophia: "Really? You heard that? I thought that I was safe backed up against these pillows." ---- (When the three girls are eating the foul-smelling crispies with their fingers holding their noses and Sophia walks in) Sophia: "Come on, don't give me that. You couldn't have smelled that from down the hall!"

01-08-2006, 10:08 AM	#7
TJAMES03 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jun 25, 2005 Posts: 193	(In the last episode) Dorothy: "You'll always be my sisters....always."

01-08-2006, 05:24 PM	#8
Adam the Great Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Aug 22, 2002 Posts: 144	In the episode "It's a Miserable Life" after Freids Claxton dies, they go to funeral parlot. The guy in charge is Mr. Pfeiffer. He mentions that the PH isin't silent. He also things that they are preparing for Sophia's funeral. Sophia gets annoyed and says "Hey Pfeiffer, how would like a pfunch in you pface."

02-03-2006, 03:54 AM	#11
andress_jade Life Goes On... Moderator Senior Member Join Date: Mar 04, 2004 Location: Iola, KS or Glenbrook Posts: 1,220	Here are a few more... In this episode Rose's mother is visiting and Blanche has been taking an aerobics class. Her instructor is a hot, young guy and he asks Blanche out on a date. Blanche: "Dirk is a few years younger than I am." Dorothy: "In what Blanche, dog years?" Same eppy Blanche is all dressed for her date with Dirk and is waiting for him to arrive, she and Dorothy are talking about her relationship with Dirk. Dirk finally shows up and tells Blanche how pretty she looks. Blanche asks Dirk to wait in the van for a minute. Blanche: "I believe I heard the word gorgeous. I am going to live forever!" Dorothy: "Not outside an institution." In this episode Blanche is trying to buy a new car and she comes outside to show Sophia and Rose. Blanche: "Girls you will never believe what I decided to get." She set the magazine on the table. Sophia: "You decided to install a trapeze over your bed." I got a lot of these but I will post more later...

02-09-2006, 04:22 AM	#12
Oriole Adams Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jun 21, 2004 Posts: 75	I accidentally let a GG quote slip out during a business meeting recently....someone at the conference table said "Can I ask a stupid question?" Before I could stop myself, I replied, "Better than anyone I know!"

02-23-2006, 12:01 AM	#13
goldengirlfan1527 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Dec 07, 2005 Posts: 8	Blanche: "What's so going on?" Dorothy and Sophia: "Nothing." Blanche: "Come on, I heard you in here laughing. What's so funny?" Sophia: "Well for starters, Jean is a lesbian." Dorothy: "Ma!" Blanche: "What's so funny about that?" Sophia: "You mean you aren't surprised?" Blanche: "Of course not. I've never met any personally but isn't Danny Thomas one?" Dorothy: "Not Lebanese Blanche, lesbian." The whole Disdam segment. Something like: Dorothy:Ma disdam is not a real word Sophia:Yes it it Dorothy:Use it in a sentence Sophia:Okay, you're no good at disdam game

02-24-2006, 12:00 PM	#14
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02-26-2006, 05:56 PM	#15
Cali Proud TV-aholic Occasional Poster Join Date: Nov 27, 2005 Location: Northern Virginia Posts: 61	Dorothy: "Does it say K-Mart on the back of my nightgown?!?" Sophia: "As a matter of fact it does you cheapskate" ** Sophia: (from her bedroom) "I'm not in; leave a message after the beep, BEEP!" Rose: (on the outside of the door) "Hi, this is Rose...." ** Blanche: "We're afraid of the aliens" Dorothy: "How many times do I have to tell you? They are the Chungs and they're very nice people" BWAHHAA!! These crack me up!
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