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globalspot28 · 06-08-2005, 08:59 PM

Male or Female?

1) Ziploc Bags -- they are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons
are pushed.

3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

10) Remote Control -- Female...Ha! You thought it would be male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

*MIBabe03* · 06-08-2005, 09:00 PM

dawsongirl · 06-08-2005, 09:03 PM

Very true.

TheGreatPretender · 06-08-2005, 09:05 PM

wow

Max Whittaker · 06-08-2005, 09:07 PM

So, how long do you think it'll be before Hammer and Web Page get together? They were flirting, I think. Cute couple!

swedeace · 06-08-2005, 09:30 PM

Haha! I heard one for computers... it was like a comparison whether they are male or female!

Rhiannon · 06-08-2005, 09:58 PM

lol

Cactus Jack · 06-08-2005, 10:04 PM

Johnny Five · 06-08-2005, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Max Whittaker

So, how long do you think it'll be before Hammer and Web Page get together? They were flirting, I think. Cute couple!

There's quite an age difference, but I think it can work.

MsOrange · 06-08-2005, 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by globalspot28

10) Remote Control -- Female...Ha! You thought it would be male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

Brent88 · 06-08-2005, 11:48 PM

TripperFan · 06-08-2005, 11:51 PM

Viva la difference!!!

dawsongirl · 06-09-2005, 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnny Five

There's quite an age difference, but I think it can work.

This trancends the May-December thing.

~*Emma*~ · 06-09-2005, 03:24 AM

Polniaczek033 · 06-09-2005, 01:53 PM

hahahahahaha. that is genius.

06-08-2005, 08:59 PM	#1
globalspot28 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jun 17, 2004 Posts: 168	Male or Female? Male or Female? 1) Ziploc Bags -- they are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. 2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. 3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated. 4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part. 5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water. 6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on. 7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. 8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. 9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around. 10) Remote Control -- Female...Ha! You thought it would be male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
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