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*MIBabe03* · 06-04-2005, 05:13 PM

Jillette Names Daughter Moxie CrimeFighter
Jun 4, 10:57 AM EST

Comedian/magician Penn Jillette's latest stunt did not involve his usual sidekick, Teller: He became the father of a baby girl.

Jillette, 50, and his wife Emily, 39, welcomed Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette on Friday, according to publicist Glenn Schwartz. It was the first child for the couple, who married last year.

"We chose her middle name because when she's pulled over for speeding she can say, `But officer, we're on the same side,'" Jillette explained. "`My middle name is CrimeFighter.'"

The typically mute Teller had no comment on the new arrival.

Penn & Teller currently star in their own series on Showtime, and headline nightly in Las Vegas at the Rio All-Suite Hotel & Casino.

That's all I have to say.

Superstar · 06-04-2005, 05:16 PM

WOW. The poor child.

Janet McFarland · 06-04-2005, 05:21 PM

Now there's a name worse than Apple.

Cactus Jack · 06-04-2005, 05:27 PM

Oh no...

The Modfather · 06-04-2005, 05:40 PM

Thats awesome, I wish my middle name was CrimeFighter. Lucas CrimeFighter Beatty... how cool.

dawsongirl · 06-05-2005, 02:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Janet McFarland

Now there's a name worse than Apple.

Someone had to top that.

Heck, Moxie is bad enough.

Hollow · 06-05-2005, 02:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Desperate_Fan03

"We chose her middle name because when she's pulled over for speeding she can say, `But officer, we're on the same side,'" Jillette explained. "`My middle name is CrimeFighter.'"

just for that? if i were her i'd be so mad at my parents that i'd become a mass murderer and make a living by stealing and selling crack.

*MIBabe03* · 06-05-2005, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Jen1978

Moxie??? Geez, don't they realize that kid's going to be teased to no end?

Duke, Apple, Cocca are bad enough as names, but Moxie? I wouldn't name a dog that much less a child.

No one is going to believe that girl when she gets older and people ask her what her middle name is and she says Crimefighter.

"My name is Moxie Crimefighter." It sounds like a hooker name, or maybe a dominatrix.

Kay Scarpetta · 06-05-2005, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Desperate_Fan03

"My name is Moxie Crimefighter." It sounds like a hooker name, or maybe a dominatrix.

Holy ****, I was thinking the same thing

Superstar · 06-05-2005, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Desperate_Fan03

"My name is Moxie Crimefighter." It sounds like a hooker name, or maybe a dominatrix.

your right

JT · 06-05-2005, 02:10 PM

Boy: "But Moxie! I don't think you can fight this crime!"
Moxie: "Bitch, please. Crimefighter is my middle name."

I can see it now...

dawsongirl · 06-05-2005, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by JT

Boy: "But Moxie! I don't think you can fight this crime!"
Moxie: "Bitch, please. Crimefighter is my middle name."

I can see it now...

06-04-2005, 05:13 PM	#1
MIBabe03 Loving Swingtown! Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 28, 2002 Location: TX Posts: 4,646	Famous Magician names daughter Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette Names Daughter Moxie CrimeFighter Jun 4, 10:57 AM EST Comedian/magician Penn Jillette's latest stunt did not involve his usual sidekick, Teller: He became the father of a baby girl. Jillette, 50, and his wife Emily, 39, welcomed Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette on Friday, according to publicist Glenn Schwartz. It was the first child for the couple, who married last year. "We chose her middle name because when she's pulled over for speeding she can say, `But officer, we're on the same side,'" Jillette explained. "`My middle name is CrimeFighter.'" The typically mute Teller had no comment on the new arrival. Penn & Teller currently star in their own series on Showtime, and headline nightly in Las Vegas at the Rio All-Suite Hotel & Casino. That's all I have to say.
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JT Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 29, 2001 Location: USA Posts: 7,223	Boy: "But Moxie! I don't think you can fight this crime!" Moxie: "Bitch, please. Crimefighter is my middle name." I can see it now...