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Old 06-02-2005, 04:05 PM   #1
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Because radio stations usually never play more than 2 favorite songs in a row, how about a little device that you could program up to say 10 of your favorite radio stations into it along with a list of songs that you wanted to hear that could be stored in a network database. Whever you had your radio on, the little device would scan the stations for the song(s) that you programed it to tell you when they were coming up. With a two minute or so grace period, a little light would go on along with the station that had the song you wanted to hear, and than you could have two minutes or so to tune to the station to listen to it!

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Old 06-02-2005, 04:07 PM   #2
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whenever i think of new inventions, someone else always invents it before i do. it gets annoying.
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Old 06-02-2005, 08:25 PM   #4
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I always thought it would be cool if someone would invent an "unmicrowave". Basically the opposite of what a microwave is. If you want something to instant get cold or free you put it in there. I think the microwave is already the best invention ever, so why not invent something the opposite of that rather than putting the food in the freezer for a few hours to get cold.
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I invented TiVo in 5th grade, only some guy made it. Actually it was sort of different. You could just push a button and any episode of any show would play etc etc. Just whatever you want to watch, anything on tv or in the movies er whatever EVER...you can just watch.
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I invented TiVo in 5th grade, only some guy made it. Actually it was sort of different. You could just push a button and any episode of any show would play etc etc. Just whatever you want to watch, anything on tv or in the movies er whatever EVER...you can just watch.
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Someone should take the 'eject' button on remote controls further. What's the point of pressing the eject button on the remote when you still have to get off the couch to take the dvd out??
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Definitely a self serving coffee pot. I go through a cup of coffee every 4-5 minutes. It gets annoying constantly getting up to get more.
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i'd like a gigantic machine that you just press what size you want to be, step in, and there you are! and while you are in there, it fixes your hair.
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