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TripperFan · 06-02-2005, 03:08 PM

I was watching an older episode last night and Niles came out with one of his zingers about Maris:

Frasier: Where's Maris?

Niles: She's taken to her bed. This large earring craze has compressed her spine.

Feel free to post more "Maris" funnies or anything else that struck you as hilarious!

ph1l · 06-03-2005, 02:54 AM

Eddie is attacked by another dog and has to wear a funnel shaped protector to stop him getting to his wounds. Frasier is after some peace and quiet and Niles accidentally lets off a starters pistol. Enter Frasier who looks at Eddie:

Frasier: I asked you to keep that dog quiet and instead you outfit him with a megaphone!

TripperFan · 06-03-2005, 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ph1l

Eddie is attacked by another dog and has to wear a funnel shaped protector to stop him getting to his wounds. Frasier is after some peace and quiet and Niles accidentally lets off a starters pistol. Enter Frasier who looks at Eddie:

Frasier: I asked you to keep that dog quiet and instead you outfit him with a megaphone!

I started laughing after I read the first six words - I knew where you were headed

Yeah that was funny!!

phoebe7165 · 06-20-2005, 01:03 AM

OK, I've said it before and I'll say it again---

Pretty much my all-time favorite:

"Oh, Niles, I don't have time for your insanity. I'm about to steal a get-well card from a kidney patient!"

06-02-2005, 03:08 PM	#1
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ph1l Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 19, 2004 Posts: 1,362	Eddie is attacked by another dog and has to wear a funnel shaped protector to stop him getting to his wounds. Frasier is after some peace and quiet and Niles accidentally lets off a starters pistol. Enter Frasier who looks at Eddie: Frasier: I asked you to keep that dog quiet and instead you outfit him with a megaphone!
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06-20-2005, 01:03 AM	#4
phoebe7165 Pop Culture Goddess Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 15, 2003 Location: US of A - the country of "really bad music" lovers Posts: 11,600	OK, I've said it before and I'll say it again--- Pretty much my all-time favorite: "Oh, Niles, I don't have time for your insanity. I'm about to steal a get-well card from a kidney patient!"
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