TJL Lashes Out At Reverse Psychology - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

TJL · 06-01-2005, 07:51 PM

The Sitcoms Online scientific community was buzzing faster than Madam Curie on a triple espresso when Senior Member and cuddle party organizer TJL announced his disdain for Reverse Psychology, the practice (often used by parents) of asking for the opposite of what they want in order to get people to do something.
"Reverse psychology doesn't work," TJL told a crowd of several at the book release party for his latest literary tome - "No Hugging, No Learnin' - TJL's Clay Table Of Life." "My Mother tried to 'reverse psycho' me into thinking a messy bed was perfectly wonderful, so I would of course make my bed like a good little boy. Well, three decades later, my bed is still unmade, but my soul has a sheet so tight you can bounce a quarter off of it. I am living proof that the power of the mind is infinate as long as it is empty."
When asked if this whole stand against reverse psychogy was in fact some reverse psychology to get people to embrace reverse psychology, TJL broke down sobbing, and asked to see his Mamaw and Peepaw, whoever the Christ they are.

Heart Shaped Box · 06-01-2005, 07:57 PM

Cactus Jack · 06-01-2005, 08:37 PM

Max Whittaker · 06-01-2005, 09:12 PM

Mmm... Sounds like this TJL guy is a crack pot...

Rhiannon · 06-01-2005, 09:46 PM

dawsongirl · 06-01-2005, 09:59 PM

I missed the book signing.

MsOrange · 06-01-2005, 11:22 PM

just go to bed man

TripperFan · 06-01-2005, 11:52 PM

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A entire bottle of Paxil and one-ounce bag of magic mushrooms went missing from the Sitcoms Online Virtual Medicine Cabinet in the early evening hours of June 1st, 2005.

Anyone witnessing suspicious behaviour or knowing the possible culprit, please contact the SO administrators immediately.

We feel this man is dilusional and possibly hallucinating.

Max Whittaker · 06-02-2005, 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TripperFan

***** NEWS FLASH ******

***$24.93 REWARD***

A entire bottle of Paxil and one-ounce bag of magic mushrooms went missing from the Sitcoms Online Virtual Medicine Cabinet in the early evening hours of June 1st, 2005.

Anyone witnessing suspicious behaviour or knowing the possible culprit, please contact the SO administrators immediately.

We feel this man is dilusional and possibly hallucinating.

Wow! What I couldn't do with $24.93!

Janice · 06-02-2005, 01:37 AM

robyrob · 06-02-2005, 07:13 AM

you should've used "DON'T READ THIS THREAD!!!!!" as the title

dawsongirl · 06-02-2005, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TripperFan

***** NEWS FLASH ******

***$24.93 REWARD***

A entire bottle of Paxil and one-ounce bag of magic mushrooms went missing from the Sitcoms Online Virtual Medicine Cabinet in the early evening hours of June 1st, 2005.

Anyone witnessing suspicious behaviour or knowing the possible culprit, please contact the SO administrators immediately.

We feel this man is dilusional and possibly hallucinating.

I couldn't buy a replacement bottle of Paxil for that reward amount.

But hey, money's money.

TripperFan · 06-02-2005, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by dawsongirl

I couldn't buy a replacement bottle of Paxil for that reward amount.

But hey, money's money.

Hey - what can I say - I'm from Canada - that money's worth $587 USD to me!!!

(and I'm outta work)!

Courtnee · 06-02-2005, 06:45 PM

06-01-2005, 07:51 PM	#1
TJL Suburbanite Extrordinaire Forum Star Join Date: Dec 29, 2001 Location: New Jersey - the cradle of civilization Posts: 16,588	TJL Lashes Out At Reverse Psychology The Sitcoms Online scientific community was buzzing faster than Madam Curie on a triple espresso when Senior Member and cuddle party organizer TJL announced his disdain for Reverse Psychology, the practice (often used by parents) of asking for the opposite of what they want in order to get people to do something. "Reverse psychology doesn't work," TJL told a crowd of several at the book release party for his latest literary tome - "No Hugging, No Learnin' - TJL's Clay Table Of Life." "My Mother tried to 'reverse psycho' me into thinking a messy bed was perfectly wonderful, so I would of course make my bed like a good little boy. Well, three decades later, my bed is still unmade, but my soul has a sheet so tight you can bounce a quarter off of it. I am living proof that the power of the mind is infinate as long as it is empty." When asked if this whole stand against reverse psychogy was in fact some reverse psychology to get people to embrace reverse psychology, TJL broke down sobbing, and asked to see his Mamaw and Peepaw, whoever the Christ they are.
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06-01-2005, 07:57 PM	#2
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06-01-2005, 09:12 PM	#4
Max Whittaker I want Serenity back Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 30, 2001 Posts: 6,180	Mmm... Sounds like this TJL guy is a crack pot...
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06-01-2005, 09:59 PM	#6
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06-01-2005, 11:22 PM	#7
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06-01-2005, 11:52 PM	#8
TripperFan In God's Arms Now Forum Star Join Date: Sep 14, 2003 Location: Heartbreak Ridge Posts: 12,086	*** NEWS FLASH ** $24.93 REWARD** A entire bottle of Paxil and one-ounce bag of magic mushrooms went missing from the Sitcoms Online Virtual Medicine Cabinet in the early evening hours of June 1st, 2005. Anyone witnessing suspicious behaviour or knowing the possible culprit, please contact the SO administrators immediately. We feel this man is dilusional and possibly hallucinating.
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06-02-2005, 01:37 AM	#10
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06-02-2005, 07:13 AM	#11
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06-02-2005, 06:45 PM	#14
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