If YOKO ONO Had Married SONNY BONO..... - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

MrWarmth · 05-22-2005, 09:35 PM

She would have been Mrs. YOKO-ONO-BONO!!!!!!!

TripperFan · 05-22-2005, 09:40 PM

And if Tuesday Weld had married Ted Knight, she would have been Tuesday Knight.

MrWarmth · 05-22-2005, 09:42 PM

I think she's got it...By George, I think she's got it!

robyrob · 05-23-2005, 07:22 AM

..and the Sonny and Yoko Variety Show would've been a big hit - but we'd have had to claw our eyes out afterwards.

TripperFan · 05-23-2005, 11:48 AM

If Cher had married a Care Bear, she would have been Cher Bear.

Dr. Jazz · 05-23-2005, 11:54 AM

and if Kitty Carlyle had married Conway Twitty, she would be Kitty Twitty

MrWarmth · 05-23-2005, 06:47 PM

If Mary Todd Lincoln had remarried after her husbands untimely exit from our planet, she could have married Henry Ford, divorced him and married Freddie Mercury. She would have been known as Mary Todd-Lincoln-Ford-Mercury!

TripperFan · 05-23-2005, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by MrWarmth

If Mary Todd Lincoln had remarried after her husbands untimely exit from our planet, she could have married Henry Ford, divorced him and married Freddie Mercury. She would have been known as Mary Todd-Lincoln-Ford-Mercury!

Then could have expanded that by becoming Freddie's widow, then marrying David Suzuki and would then be known as Mary Todd-Lincoln-Ford-Mercury-Suzuki

TheGreatPretender · 05-23-2005, 07:16 PM

If Penelope Cruz married Tom Cruise......ah nevermind.

TripperFan · 05-23-2005, 07:36 PM

If Rock Hudson had married Gomer Pyle he would have been known as Rock Pyle

Dr. Jazz · 05-23-2005, 10:12 PM

If Ella Fitzgerald had married Darth Vader, she would be Ella Vader

MrWarmth · 05-23-2005, 10:16 PM

If Ruth Buzzi married Babe Ruth she would be Ruth Ruth

Steve M. · 05-24-2005, 10:47 PM

If Morgan Fairchild had married Harry Morgan, she'd be Morgan Morgan.

And she'd be selling ditto machines!

Steve M. · 05-24-2005, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by robyrob

..and the Sonny and Yoko Variety Show would've been a big hit - but we'd have had to claw our eyes out afterwards.

They would have had to lower the TV cameras so they wouldn't shoot over their heads! (Sonny was and Yoko is short.)

05-22-2005, 09:35 PM	#1
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05-23-2005, 07:22 AM	#4
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05-24-2005, 10:47 PM	#13
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05-22-2005, 09:42 PM	#3
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05-23-2005, 11:48 AM	#5
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05-23-2005, 06:47 PM	#7
MrWarmth Comedian Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 24, 2005 Location: Atlantic City Posts: 207	If Mary Todd Lincoln had remarried after her husbands untimely exit from our planet, she could have married Henry Ford, divorced him and married Freddie Mercury. She would have been known as Mary Todd-Lincoln-Ford-Mercury!

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