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Cactus Jack · 05-16-2005, 09:15 PM

Yeah if you were digging in your backyard and found a caveman what would you do? What would you name him? Would it be like Encino Man?

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 05-16-2005, 09:18 PM

Well, it'd be way awesomer if I was little because I'd totally make an adventure out of it, but now...eh...might as well turn him...wait, no, I live in NY. It's not frozen, it's going to be decayed. Thanks for lifting up my spirits pissed:

Have a pet fruit fly named Stephen, though.

MsOrange · 05-16-2005, 09:18 PM

i'd ask him if he wanted some pie

Cactus Jack · 05-16-2005, 09:20 PM

What I would do is take him into the garage lay him on table put a heatre on ihm so he melts then he'll come out of the cube, unforzen. Then id fix him up take him to high school and its be AWESOME! Encino Man 2 or morel ike Dallas Man for me

Max Whittaker · 05-16-2005, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by MsOrange

i'd ask him if he wanted some pie

Everybody loves pie! That's the perfect way to welcome the new ambassador of the past! Pie is the universal language!

Kay Scarpetta · 05-16-2005, 09:42 PM

--First of all, mine would be a caveWOMAN.

--I would name her Oksana Agnieszka

--The first thing I'd do is take her to a broadway play in NYC!

Fleet · 05-16-2005, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by MsOrange

i'd ask him if he wanted some pie

He would probably like pizza better. I would send out for pizza.

Courtnee · 05-16-2005, 09:47 PM

I would take him in the house and teach him to read

"and the Nobel prize goes to....."

Cactus Jack · 05-16-2005, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Fleet

He would probably like pizza better. I would send out for pizza.

Or some slurpees from 711

Fleet · 05-16-2005, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Ron Burgundy

Or some slurpees from 711

Yes, of course. There should be something to go with the pizza!

Max Whittaker · 05-16-2005, 11:03 PM

Pizza, slurpees and pie. .... We are only going to get him fat!

dawsongirl · 05-17-2005, 12:41 AM

eww....stinky!!

The Chauffeur · 05-17-2005, 12:51 AM

Sell him and buy a brand new Mustang!!!

Fleet · 05-17-2005, 01:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Max Whittaker

Pizza, slurpees and pie. .... We are only going to get him fat!

He will get thin again once he goes into the woods and hunts dinosaurs.

Fleet · 05-17-2005, 01:54 AM

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Originally Posted by wynter72

Sell him and buy a brand new Mustang!!!

Yeah, you would probably make him wax it too, right?

05-16-2005, 09:15 PM	#1
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05-16-2005, 09:18 PM	#2
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05-16-2005, 09:47 PM	#8
Courtnee MAN VS SAMMICH. Forum Star Join Date: Mar 23, 2005 Location: Louisiana Posts: 16,413	I would take him in the house and teach him to read "and the Nobel prize goes to....."
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05-16-2005, 09:18 PM	#3
MsOrange Bringin' Sexy Back Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 27, 2004 Posts: 6,133	i'd ask him if he wanted some pie

05-16-2005, 09:20 PM	#4
Cactus Jack RonFingSwanson Forum Idol Join Date: Dec 09, 2001 Location: Santa Rosa Beach,FL Posts: 103,099	What I would do is take him into the garage lay him on table put a heatre on ihm so he melts then he'll come out of the cube, unforzen. Then id fix him up take him to high school and its be AWESOME! Encino Man 2 or morel ike Dallas Man for me

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Max Whittaker I want Serenity back Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 30, 2001 Posts: 6,180	Pizza, slurpees and pie. .... We are only going to get him fat!

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05-17-2005, 12:51 AM	#13
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