Tony Danza To Launch Chain Of Supermarkets - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Chad22 · 05-15-2005, 01:49 AM

Like other cat advocates, I strongly urge that pet female cats be spayed as early as possible, for a number of reasons covered in other articles (see the sidebar for links). Once a female cat reaches puberty, she becomes a queen, and estrus - sometimes spelled "oestrus" (heat) - cycles will start. In domestic cats heat cycles run generally from January through August, depending on location and climate.
Until she mates or is spayed, these estrus cycles will repeat as often as every two or three weeks, causing distress to both the queen and her human companions. During these cycles, Queenie's entire focus will be on escaping the house to mate, or to mate with a male companion, if you are careless enough to have whole males in the same household. She will be single-minded in her need to mate, will loudly vocalize (call), and lurk near doors, just waiting for the chance to meet up with one of the noisy feline Romeos who will cluster near your house, fighting for the privilege of impregnating your queen.

While it is assumed that most people have good intentions about spay/neuter, sometimes females mature earlier than anticipated, and the unwary caregiver will find herself with a female in heat.

Mr. Television · 05-15-2005, 01:50 AM

You guys are too much.

dandelion wine · 05-15-2005, 02:56 AM

Man, I just went through this with my female dog not too long ago.

Flying Dutchman · 05-15-2005, 03:56 AM

What does this have to do with tony danza?

EmoJoe · 05-15-2005, 10:56 AM

OMG

Cactus Jack · 05-15-2005, 04:08 PM

MrWarmth · 05-15-2005, 04:27 PM

With all due respect, I think somebody else fell on his/her head

James"Thunder"Early · 05-15-2005, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrWarmth

With all due respect, I think somebody else fell on his/her head

I with you, either that or they're drunk.

sj · 05-15-2005, 04:41 PM

Well, this thread caught my attention and I have never even posted on this board before. Anyway, I am happy to report that my female cat has been spayed, and my male cat neutered.

EmoJoe · 05-15-2005, 04:43 PM

Its a joke people

You cant tell?

sj · 05-15-2005, 04:44 PM

So, when and where is Tony opening that chain of supermarkets? LOL

Cactus Jack · 05-16-2005, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sj

So, when and where is Tony opening that chain of supermarkets? LOL

In your basement

MrWarmth · 05-16-2005, 08:43 PM

Tony used to work in ashopping cart repair factory too. He also put wheels on miscarriages......OOOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...hoooooo

Stormtracker TF · 05-16-2005, 08:46 PM

No matter how much I do it...Posting totally senseless crap never quite gets old.

05-15-2005, 01:49 AM	#1
Chad22 Captain Juke N Jive Moderator Forum Addict Join Date: Nov 23, 2002 Location: Caribou, Maine Posts: 71,661	Tony Danza To Launch Chain Of Supermarkets Like other cat advocates, I strongly urge that pet female cats be spayed as early as possible, for a number of reasons covered in other articles (see the sidebar for links). Once a female cat reaches puberty, she becomes a queen, and estrus - sometimes spelled "oestrus" (heat) - cycles will start. In domestic cats heat cycles run generally from January through August, depending on location and climate. Until she mates or is spayed, these estrus cycles will repeat as often as every two or three weeks, causing distress to both the queen and her human companions. During these cycles, Queenie's entire focus will be on escaping the house to mate, or to mate with a male companion, if you are careless enough to have whole males in the same household. She will be single-minded in her need to mate, will loudly vocalize (call), and lurk near doors, just waiting for the chance to meet up with one of the noisy feline Romeos who will cluster near your house, fighting for the privilege of impregnating your queen. While it is assumed that most people have good intentions about spay/neuter, sometimes females mature earlier than anticipated, and the unwary caregiver will find herself with a female in heat.

05-15-2005, 01:50 AM	#2
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05-15-2005, 04:27 PM	#7
MrWarmth Comedian Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 24, 2005 Location: Atlantic City Posts: 207	With all due respect, I think somebody else fell on his/her head

05-15-2005, 04:41 PM	#9
sj Stamos Fan Frequent Poster Join Date: Oct 22, 2003 Location: USA Posts: 192	Well, this thread caught my attention and I have never even posted on this board before. Anyway, I am happy to report that my female cat has been spayed, and my male cat neutered.

05-15-2005, 04:43 PM	#10
EmoJoe Cool cool cool Forum Addict Join Date: Apr 23, 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 71,478	Its a joke people You cant tell?

05-15-2005, 04:44 PM	#11
sj Stamos Fan Frequent Poster Join Date: Oct 22, 2003 Location: USA Posts: 192	So, when and where is Tony opening that chain of supermarkets? LOL

05-16-2005, 08:43 PM	#13
MrWarmth Comedian Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 24, 2005 Location: Atlantic City Posts: 207	Tony used to work in ashopping cart repair factory too. He also put wheels on miscarriages......OOOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...hoooooo

05-16-2005, 08:46 PM	#14
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