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Janice · 05-14-2005, 11:21 PM

http://www.newschannel5.com/content/...193.asp?q=joke

Teacher Placed On Leave For Giving Students Inappropriate Test

Warne Riker, an art teacher at Nashville’s Pearl Cohn High School, said he gave the test to the students as a joke, but both students and parents said they were offended by the questions the students were asked.

Some of the questions on the test included:

“Duane has an AK47 with a 30 round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive by shooting, how many drive by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload?”

“Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800 per day crack habit?”

And, “Jarome wants to cut his ½ pound of Heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?”

Gladys Vernon said her daughter received the test as a final exam in her art class. “This was something personal that hit me very hard and shocked me, that a person of authority would give this test to seniors graduating in just a few days. What was the purpose?” Vernon said.

Metro Schools Spokesperson Woody McMillin said, “Obviously there needs to be something done just to send a message to this person and to others that this type of action is inappropriate.”

Riker, also a volleyball coach at the school, was placed on administrative leave Thursday. A spokesperson for the school said Riker had a clean record. The Metro School Board was scheduled to meet Friday morning to decide Riker’s fate as a Metro teacher.

Janice · 05-14-2005, 11:22 PM

How many stupid fake tests does a teacher have to give before he's canned?

Hollow · 05-14-2005, 11:25 PM

Mr. Television · 05-14-2005, 11:25 PM

Everyone's going crazy in these schools lately.

James"Thunder"Early · 05-14-2005, 11:27 PM

What could he have been thinking? Stupid, Stupid, Stupid

Max Whittaker · 05-15-2005, 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Phillips

What could he have been thinking? Stupid, Stupid, Stupid

He probably wasn't thinking.

Brent88 · 05-15-2005, 12:40 AM

MsOrange · 05-15-2005, 12:42 AM

geez, what a dumbass class

who would rat out a teacher for giving out such an easy test?

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 05-15-2005, 01:03 AM

That is AWESOME

dandelion wine · 05-15-2005, 01:05 AM

Oh brother.

JT · 05-15-2005, 01:09 AM

Rufus's hoes would have to turn 4.1 tricks to help Rufus pay for his crack.

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 05-15-2005, 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JT

Rufus's hoes would have to turn 4.1 tricks to help Rufus pay for his crack.

Ags2000 · 05-15-2005, 01:23 AM

Quote:

“Duane has an AK47 with a 30 round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive by shooting, how many drive by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload?”

Well, if he shoots 13 times at each drive by shooting, then after the 2nd drive by he will only have 4 shots left (30-13-13) and would be smart to relaod before the 3rd drive by.

Quote:

“Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800 per day crack habit?”

Well, I would recommend each girl turn 4 tricks (3*65=260 260+260+260=780)

Then I would recommend one of the girls doing a blow job for 20. 800-780=20)

Quote:

“Jarome wants to cut his ½ pound of Heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?”

Well now, 1 ounce of heroin goes for $100 an ounce. 16 ounces = 1 pound so Jerome currently has 8 ounces of heroin.

So if Jerome wants to make $160 more dollars (100*8=800*20%=160) I would recommend cutting the heroin to 0.8 ounces and then adding 0.2 ounces of baby powder since most junkies can't tell the difference anyway.

So, do I pass???

D

Mr. Television · 05-15-2005, 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ags2000

Well, if he shoots 13 times at each drive by shooting, then after the 2nd drive by he will only have 4 shots left (30-13-13) and would be smart to relaod before the 3rd drive by.

Well, I would recommend each girl turn 4 tricks (3*65=260 260+260+260=780)

Then I would recommend one of the girls doing a blow job for 20. 800-780=20)

Well now, 1 ounce of heroin goes for $100 an ounce. 16 ounces = 1 pound so Jerome currently has 8 ounces of heroin.

So if Jerome wants to make $160 more dollars (100*8=800*20%=160) I would recommend cutting the heroin to 0.8 ounces and then adding 0.2 ounces of baby powder since most junkies can't tell the difference anyway.

So, do I pass???

D

dawsongirl · 05-15-2005, 03:33 AM

What does that have to do with art anyway?? He should have had a question in there about art theives or something. Or people trying to pass knockoffs as originals.

05-14-2005, 11:21 PM	#1
Janice Retired Admin - Hollywood Swingin' Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 03, 2001 Location: Beantown Posts: 36,388	Teacher Placed On Leave For Giving Students Inappropriate Test http://www.newschannel5.com/content/...193.asp?q=joke Teacher Placed On Leave For Giving Students Inappropriate Test Warne Riker, an art teacher at Nashville’s Pearl Cohn High School, said he gave the test to the students as a joke, but both students and parents said they were offended by the questions the students were asked. Some of the questions on the test included: “Duane has an AK47 with a 30 round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive by shooting, how many drive by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload?” “Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800 per day crack habit?” And, “Jarome wants to cut his ½ pound of Heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?” Gladys Vernon said her daughter received the test as a final exam in her art class. “This was something personal that hit me very hard and shocked me, that a person of authority would give this test to seniors graduating in just a few days. What was the purpose?” Vernon said. Metro Schools Spokesperson Woody McMillin said, “Obviously there needs to be something done just to send a message to this person and to others that this type of action is inappropriate.” Riker, also a volleyball coach at the school, was placed on administrative leave Thursday. A spokesperson for the school said Riker had a clean record. The Metro School Board was scheduled to meet Friday morning to decide Riker’s fate as a Metro teacher.

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dawsongirl Member Forum Icon Join Date: Jan 04, 2001 Posts: 53,140	What does that have to do with art anyway?? He should have had a question in there about art theives or something. Or people trying to pass knockoffs as originals.